《标准普通话甲》歌词

[00:00:02] 标准普通话甲 - 卡修Rui

[00:00:02] 作词 : 紫云纱 作曲 : 乌龟Sui

[00:00:49] 说说说说说说

[00:00:50] 耳朵像 着了魔

[00:00:52] 啰啰啰里吧嗦

[00:00:54] 听不出 什么

[00:00:56] 声音透进骨骼

[00:00:58] 呼吸撼 动耳膜

[00:00:59] 是不是有点色

[00:01:01] 这首正 经歌

[00:01:03] 老师课堂造作

[00:01:05] 普通话不及格

[00:01:07] 生来方言特色

[00:01:08] 请别怪我

[00:01:10] 都是书本的锅

[00:01:12] 有些字太咬舌

[00:01:14] 厉害了我的歌

[00:01:16] 呵呵呵呵

[00:01:18] G K N L

[00:01:19] 平平仄仄

[00:01:21] 天南海北

[00:01:23] 各有特色

[00:01:25] M T P F

[00:01:26] 平舌卷舌

[00:01:28] everybody

[00:01:30] 跟我来说

[00:01:32] 柳镇有个六号楼

[00:01:33] 刘老六住在六号楼

[00:01:35] 牛老六牵了六只猴

[00:01:37] 侯老六拉了六头牛

[00:01:39] 仇老六提了六篓油

[00:01:41] 尤老六背了六匹绸

[00:01:42] 牛老六、侯老六、仇老六、尤老六

[00:01:46] 住上刘老六的六号楼

[00:01:48] 牛抵猴，猴斗牛

[00:01:50] 撞倒仇老六的油

[00:01:51] 油坏了尤老六的绸

[00:01:53] 牛老六帮仇老六收起油

[00:01:55] 侯老六帮尤老六洗掉绸上油

[00:01:57] 拴好牛看好猴

[00:01:59] 跑去酒楼喝烧酒

[00:02:30] 说说说说说说

[00:02:31] 耳朵像着了魔

[00:02:33] 啰啰啰里吧嗦

[00:02:35] 听不出什么

[00:02:37] 声音透进骨骼

[00:02:39] 呼吸撼动耳膜

[00:02:41] 是不是有点色

[00:02:43] 这首正经歌

[00:02:44] 老师课堂造作

[00:02:46] 普通话不及格

[00:02:48] 生来方言特色

[00:02:50] 请别怪我

[00:02:52] 都是书本的锅

[00:02:53] 有些字太咬舌

[00:02:55] 厉害了我的歌

[00:02:57] 呵呵呵呵

[00:02:59] G K N L

[00:03:00] 平平仄仄

[00:03:02] 天南海北

[00:03:04] 各有特色

[00:03:06] M T P F

[00:03:07] 平舌卷舌

[00:03:09] everybody

[00:03:11] 跟我来说

[00:03:13] 有个面铺面朝南

[00:03:14] 门上挂着棉门帘

[00:03:16] 摘了棉门帘

[00:03:17] 面铺面朝南

[00:03:18] 挂上棉门帘

[00:03:19] 面铺还是面朝南

[00:03:20] 牛郎年年恋刘娘

[00:03:22] 刘娘连连念牛郎

[00:03:24] 牛郎恋刘娘

[00:03:25] 刘娘念牛郎

[00:03:25] 郎恋娘来娘念郎

[00:03:27] 盘里放着一个梨

[00:03:29] 桌上放块橡皮泥

[00:03:31] 小丽用泥学捏梨

[00:03:32] 眼看着泥手在捏梨

[00:03:34] 比比梨，比比泥

[00:03:36] 比比真梨捏假泥

[00:03:38] 真梨和假梨

[00:03:40] 都差不离

[00:03:42] 柳镇有个六号楼

[00:03:43] 刘老六住在六号楼

[00:03:45] 牛老六牵了六只猴

[00:03:47] 侯老六拉了六头牛

[00:03:49] 仇老六提了六篓油

[00:03:51] 尤老六背了六匹绸

[00:03:52] 牛老六、侯老六、仇老六、尤老六

[00:03:56] 住上刘老六的六号楼

[00:03:58] 牛抵猴，猴斗牛

[00:04:00] 撞倒仇老六的油

[00:04:02] 油坏了尤老六的绸

[00:04:03] 牛老六帮仇老六收起油

[00:04:05] 侯老六帮尤老六洗掉绸上油

[00:04:07] 拴好牛看好猴

[00:04:09] 跑去酒楼喝烧酒