《PewDiePie Rap(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] PewDiePie Rap - Dan Bull/PewDiePie

[00:00:00] Written by：Dan Bull

[00:00:11] Hey

[00:00:12] This is PewDiePie's channel

[00:00:14] And if you don't like that

[00:00:15] I'll slap you with a fannel

[00:00:16] Hop on my camel

[00:00:17] And chase you to the north pole

[00:00:19] Arghhhhhh

[00:00:20] My camel's out of control

[00:00:22] Run run

[00:00:23] Call the police

[00:00:24] I'm going to the zoo

[00:00:25] There's animals to release

[00:00:27] I take them all home

[00:00:28] And show them my games

[00:00:29] Take pictures of them all

[00:00:31] And keep them in frames

[00:00:33] He's name is PewDiePie

[00:00:34] Ladies claim him a cutie pie

[00:00:35] Million others disagree

[00:00:36] And say he's just a stupid guy

[00:00:38] So who is right look at the facts

[00:00:39] Dudes that like him or that attack

[00:00:40] Hang on a sec what does it matter refuse to fight is a horrible act

[00:00:43] I could pick some bogeys out of my nose

[00:00:46] Or watch something else that is gross with thousands of bros

[00:00:48] I could learn to sew and make some outfits and clothes

[00:00:51] Or I could buy a PewDiePie tee like thousands of bros

[00:00:54] What you talking bout PewDiePie

[00:00:56] Your not making any sense bro you be high

[00:00:59] You could wear a new Gucci suit and groovy tie

[00:01:01] But you'll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie

[00:01:04] I'm taking in YouTube with a tutu

[00:01:06] Woo hoo

[00:01:07] I'm bigger than you you and you

[00:01:09] Boo hoo

[00:01:10] There's lots of dudes getting in feuds with pewds

[00:01:12] But I'm confused in juice

[00:01:13] And ready to bruise these noobs

[00:01:15] I'm a velocirapper

[00:01:17] Ferocious

[00:01:18] A new subscriber every day since diplodocus

[00:01:20] I'm clearly the dopest

[00:01:22] The rest of you are hopeless

[00:01:23] I'm on a global stage

[00:01:24] Your in some sofas

[00:01:26] You're bogus Hocus Pocus no focus

[00:01:28] I can't decide if I give you a punch or a brofist

[00:01:31] You look like you stole your sisters hair

[00:01:34] Aww what you gonna do

[00:01:35] Throw Mr. Chair

[00:01:36] I could write poetry and flowery prose

[00:01:39] Or I could argue in the comments with thousands of bros

[00:01:41] I could water the garden I've got flowers to hose

[00:01:44] Or I could stay inside the house online

[00:01:46] With thousands of bros

[00:01:47] What you talking bout PewDiePie

[00:01:49] Your not making any sense bro you be high

[00:01:52] You could wear a new Gucci suit and groovy tie

[00:01:54] But you'll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie

[00:01:57] Edgar Allen

[00:01:59] Edgar Allen

[00:02:01] Are you responsible for what I'm smelling

[00:02:03] I'm rippedy rapping and bippedy bapping and hippedy hopping

[00:02:05] There's no one stopping me

[00:02:06] So whatever your watching

[00:02:07] You better be stopping

[00:02:08] And paying attention to

[00:02:10] PewDiePie

[00:02:12] Even sweeter than a blueberry pie

[00:02:14] I feel like I'm motherf**king stuck in this duck

[00:02:16] It makes me wanna quake like what the f**k is that

[00:02:19] Genius Pewds strikes again

[00:02:20] With the speed of Raikkonen

[00:02:22] If I couldn't see his videos I think my life will end

[00:02:25] So goodbye bros

[00:02:26] Se you tomorrow

[00:02:27] Yeah so goodbye bros

[00:02:28] No stephanooooo

[00:02:30] I could play MOBA games for hours until pro

[00:02:32] Or I could chose to stay on YouTube

[00:02:34] With thousands of bros

[00:02:35] I could learn to sing to huge crowds at my shows

[00:02:37] Or I could join the for this one

[00:02:39] How does it goes

[00:02:40] Oh

[00:02:41] What you talking bout PewDiePie

[00:02:43] Your not making any sense bro you be high

[00:02:45] You could wear a new Gucci suit and groovy tie

[00:02:48] But you'll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie

[00:02:54] How's it going bros