《The Groupie Routine(Live)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Groupie Routine - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)

[00:00:05] I mean really really I mean you guys

[00:00:10] What can I say you guys are my favorite band

[00:00:13] You gotta tell me somethin'

[00:00:15] Are you here in hollywood long

[00:00:17] I mean I just

[00:00:18] No I'm ah we're recording here in town

[00:00:20] You're recording here

[00:00:21] Yeah at the record plant

[00:00:22] The record plant

[00:00:23] Yeah

[00:00:23] Oh bobby sherman records here

[00:00:25] I just love bobby sherman and david cassidy

[00:00:28] Do you know david cassidy

[00:00:29] No i

[00:00:30] Have you ever run into any members of the tree dog night

[00:00:32] Joe shermy once i

[00:00:34] Oh they are my favorite band

[00:00:36] They're so professional I mean

[00:00:38] So creative

[00:00:39] How 'bout david crosby I mean

[00:00:42] He's so in you know i

[00:00:44] No I never

[00:00:45] He's he just knows

[00:00:46] I mean he almost cut his hair but he didn't

[00:00:48] No listen ah do you know how

[00:00:50] Do you know how to get to the chateau mormon from here

[00:00:54] Not exactly is it by the by the airport

[00:00:56] No no we don't we have a bus on this particular thing

[00:01:00] Oh

[00:01:01] Yeah

[00:01:03] Tell me one thing: do you like my new car

[00:01:07] Oh yeah it's a pavilion isn't it

[00:01:09] Oh not just a pavilion it's a pauley pavilion

[00:01:12] Oh

[00:01:13] Yeah it's real futuristic

[00:01:16] I like the little naked man turn signals

[00:01:18] So ah we gotta get up you know

[00:01:24] And ah go to the studio in the morning

[00:01:26] And then we groove court for about two weeks

[00:01:28] And then we ah we leave again

[00:01:29] Oh really

[00:01:30] Where do you play when you go from here

[00:01:33] Ah let me see needles

[00:01:36] Oh oh you guys are so professional

[00:01:39] No it's nothing

[00:01:40] I mean the way you get to travel to all those exotic towns

[00:01:42] You get to playin' and playin' in all these great sounding

[00:01:46] Halls

[00:01:46] Tell me somethin': do you really have a hitsingle in the

[00:01:51] Charts now

[00:01:52] Right now I mean with a bullet

[00:01:55] That's really important

[00:01:57] Listen baby would I lie to you

[00:02:00] Just to run my fingers through your pukes

[00:02:03] Don't talk to me that way

[00:02:06] I am not a groupie

[00:02:07] I never said that

[00:02:08] I'm not a groupie

[00:02:09] Neither are my friends here

[00:02:10] Jim and ian and aynsley and don and frank

[00:02:13] None of us are groupies

[00:02:14] Pleased to meet all you girls

[00:02:16] Hiya howie

[00:02:16] Tell 'em tell 'em we don't we aren't groupies

[00:02:19] Howard

[00:02:20] Yeah

[00:02:20] We only like musicians for friends

[00:02:24] That's right

[00:02:25] You you know you understand

[00:02:27] We still wanna hear your record

[00:02:29] You know we still like to come in your bus

[00:02:31] Listen now on the other side of the record

[00:02:35] Didn't you say that you got off bein' juked

[00:02:37] With a baby octopus and spewed upon with cream corn

[00:02:41] And that your hair-lipped queen-o-bassplayin' girlfriend

[00:02:47] With the cross ties and the tits on her shirt

[00:02:50] Had to have it with a hot seven-up bottle or you went up the

[00:02:53] Wall

[00:02:53] Oh howie

[00:02:54] What's the deal mama

[00:02:55] Howie all that's true howie

[00:02:57] And sometimes I even dig it with a jack-in-the-box ring job

[00:03:01] But howie we are not we are not groupies howie

[00:03:07] I told robert plant that

[00:03:08] I told elton john

[00:03:10] I told steve stills

[00:03:12] Yeah

[00:03:13] And he didn't even wanna ball me

[00:03:15] I can see that

[00:03:16] Listen the thing is baby I want some action you know

[00:03:20] I'm only here for a couple of weeks

[00:03:21] Recording at the record plant

[00:03:22] With that naked statue in the bathroom and stuff

[00:03:25] I'm horny as f**k

[00:03:26] Listen to me

[00:03:27] I want a steaming succulent juicy drippy ever-widening

[00:03:32] Kind of a smelly slimy many folded

[00:03:35] Sort of in-and-out contracting sphincter

[00:03:38] Kind of a hole with a with a with a

[00:03:41] Let's see there's gotta be a way I can put this discreetly

[00:03:44] Let's say we hop in the isle over those guys

[00:03:47] And the blewin' f**k baby

[00:03:49] Hey hey hey

[00:03:52] I'm in this band man

[00:03:54] I told you that many times

[00:03:56] No matter what goes on

[00:03:57] Listen it just so happens tonight

[00:03:59] I mean this is unbelievable

[00:04:03] Are you a virgo

[00:04:04] No

[00:04:05] I mean it just so happens tonight

[00:04:07] Me and my girlfriends well

[00:04:09] We came here lookin' for a guy from a group

[00:04:12] Ah

[00:04:13] But just not any guy from any group

[00:04:15] Yeah

[00:04:17] We're lookin' for a guy from a group with a dik

[00:04:19] Well I can show you

[00:04:22] But he's gotta have a dik which is a monster

[00:04:25] (wow )

[00:04:30] That's me

[00:04:32] You peeked

[00:04:34] That's me you little westward wench nipple-queen

[00:04:38] Take me I'm yours you hole

[00:04:46] Fulfil my wildest dreams

[00:04:49] Oh anything for you my most seductive pop star of a man

[00:04:52] Yeah

[00:04:52] Picture this if you can

[00:04:54] Okay I'll try

[00:04:56] Bead jobs

[00:04:57] Knotted nylons

[00:04:58] Bamboo canes

[00:05:00] Three unreleased recordings of crosby stills nash & young

[00:05:05] Fighting at the fillmore east

[00:05:06] Oh

[00:05:07] Two unreleased recordings of of the grateful dead

[00:05:12] Sitting in with mel torme

[00:05:14] Yeah

[00:05:15] No i

[00:05:16] Oh man oh i I just

[00:05:20] I can't stand it

[00:05:23] Do you understand me baby

[00:05:25] I mean I can't stand it

[00:05:27] I can't stand it

[00:05:28] I can't stand it

[00:05:29]

[00:05:30] I gotta see my baby

[00:05:33] I gotta

[00:05:33] I can't stand it