《I’d Like to Have a Problem Like That》歌词

[00:00:01] I'd Like To Have A Problem Like That - Joe Diffie

[00:00:13] I'm not a wealthy man don't pay for my suntan

[00:00:16] I work out in the heat and the cold

[00:00:19] Sometimes I'd like to be the big bad wolf

[00:00:22] Instead of just another sheep in the fold

[00:00:25] I hear the rich man holler 'bout the shrinkin' dollar

[00:00:29] Cry about a luxury tax

[00:00:31] They won't let him write off his little eighty foot yacht

[00:00:35] I'd like to have a problem like that

[00:00:39] Oh I'd like to have a problem like that

[00:00:42] Should I buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac

[00:00:46] Do I wanna drive fast or just ride around in the back

[00:00:49] I'd like to have a problem like that

[00:00:59] I saw a celebrity talkin' on the TV

[00:01:02] He looked like a tall Tom Cruise

[00:01:04] He's seein' Sheila and Bambi Linda and Candy

[00:01:08] Burnin' both ends of his fuse

[00:01:11] He said he's suffocatin' needs a vacation

[00:01:14] He can't find time to relax from all the kissin'

[00:01:18] And huggin' the sweet talk and lovin'

[00:01:20] I'd like to have a problem like that

[00:01:25] Oh I'd like to have a problem like that

[00:01:28] Be a one-man woman jugglin' act

[00:01:31] How many can you keep in the air before you lose track

[00:01:36] I'd like to have a problem like that

[00:01:50] I'd like to be too rich I'd to be too thin

[00:01:53] I'd like to be too young I'd like to be too in

[00:01:57] Should I kiss and tell and write a book on my life

[00:02:00] How much can I get for the movie rights

[00:02:03] Oh I'd like to have a problem like that

[00:02:07] Be a tabloid star at the checkout rack

[00:02:11] Should I drag 'em through court or tell 'em to kiss my fax

[00:02:16] I'd like to have a problem like that

[00:02:21] Give me those problems

[00:02:22] I think that I could solve 'em

[00:02:24] I'd like to have a problem like that

[00:02:45] Sure would like to have a problem like that

[00:02:58] Don't know what they're whining about

[00:03:05] Let them get out here and [Incomprehensible