《Ace Insurance Man》歌词

[00:00:04] Two men sittin in straight back chairs

[00:00:07] Feet propped up on the railin

[00:00:10] Sittin in front of the country store

[00:00:12] Discussin how the crops were failin

[00:00:14] About that time a car drove by

[00:00:21] With an Ace Insurance bumper sticker

[00:00:23] Well that must be the man been courtin Abell

[00:00:26] He's somethin of a city slicker

[00:00:29] Ah you can tell just from the way he's drivin that car

[00:00:34] Do you reckon he's goin up to see Abell

[00:00:36] You know her daddy went to Maben this day

[00:00:39] And her mommas been in Arkansas with her ailin pa

[00:00:42] Ain't nobody home that way

[00:00:47] Ha ha accept Abell

[00:00:49] Now I don't mean nothing by what I say

[00:00:52] But if you won't say it I can

[00:00:55] She ain't got no bid'ness alone

[00:00:57] With that Ace Insurance man

[00:01:00] Why there's just no tellin what might happen

[00:01:04] People ought to keep an eye on they're kids

[00:01:06] You remember about Abby Mcguinness

[00:01:09] Why'it lik'ta kill'ed her ma when she found out about it

[00:01:12] Course I know it ain't none of my bid'ness

[00:01:14] But uh well if it was me if it was me

[00:01:21] It might be too late and it would be a pity

[00:01:24] Better call up the sheriff in Calhoun city

[00:01:27] And have the preacher organize a vestigating committee

[00:01:30] To see what's going on

[00:01:34] Yes sir and we'd better hurry

[00:01:44] Tearing down the road in a pickup truck

[00:01:47] With Bentley out taking the lead

[00:01:50] Followed by a tractor and a half lame mule

[00:01:53] Dust flyin as they picked up speed

[00:01:56] Faces beaming goodness and their jaw's set hard

[00:01:58] Good people just doin what's right

[00:02:01] And off in the distance was Abell's house

[00:02:04] And there wasn't a soul in sight

[00:02:06] Aw I could'a told you

[00:02:08] Oh I just knew it

[00:02:17] Now the gravel was flying as he turned the bend

[00:02:21] And screeched to a grinding halt

[00:02:23] They went through the fence into the flower bed

[00:02:26] And hit pa's first prize hog in the head

[00:02:29] And left half a dozen mama's chickens for dead

[00:02:32] But it wasn't nobody's fault

[00:02:35] Oh look at Harvey's prize hog

[00:02:40] And all of them darlin' old grown bad trusty chickens

[00:02:42] We got more important things to tend to boy

[00:02:44] I wonder if they're covered

[00:02:46] Committee bounded on the front porch

[00:02:48] To meet the enemy face to face

[00:02:51] But Abell yelled at em through the screen door

[00:02:54] Y'all messed up my daddy's place

[00:02:57] But in her hand she waved a policy

[00:03:00] Sayin with a Mona Lisa grin

[00:03:03] Well y'all timed that one just about right

[00:03:05] 'Cause Ace done struck again