《But I’m Yours》歌词

[00:00:00] But I'm Yours (《恶搞之家》动画片插曲) - Various Artists (欧美群星)

[00:00:00] Well I think you are the sweetest man in the whole world

[00:00:03] Well this guy ain't going anywhere Lois

[00:00:05] Hey let me tell you something

[00:00:09] I know I haven't always been the perfect spouse

[00:00:14] You do ok

[00:00:15] I drink too much and leave the cans around the house

[00:00:20] Well you do do that

[00:00:21] And once I cleaned up Stewie's doody with your blouse

[00:00:26] What

[00:00:27] I may be thoughtless

[00:00:28] No you're not

[00:00:30] I may be sloppy

[00:00:31] Well a little

[00:00:32] I may be stupid

[00:00:34] Well a lot

[00:00:35] But I'm yours

[00:00:39] You're figure isn't always what it ought to be

[00:00:43] Eh I gotta lose five pounds

[00:00:45] But rollie pollie belly's never bothered me

[00:00:49] Thank you

[00:00:50] Or that you scream for hours when you hurt your knee

[00:00:55] Ahh

[00:00:56] I may be chubby

[00:00:57] Well 296

[00:00:59] I may be lazy

[00:01:00] Sorry 298

[00:01:02] I may be clumsy

[00:01:03] Only often

[00:01:04] But I'm yours

[00:01:07] What if one day a rapist attacked me

[00:01:13] I would use him to mop up the street

[00:01:18] You would

[00:01:19] You bet I got a left hook

[00:01:20] What if he was big

[00:01:22] I got a right hook

[00:01:24] What if he was a woman

[00:01:25] I got a camera freaking sweet

[00:01:31] I You may be brainless

[00:01:33] I You may be witless

[00:01:37] I may be Irish

[00:01:39] But I'm yours

[00:01:42] And would you wash the dishes if I asked you to

[00:01:49] That kind of thing is every woman's dream come true

[00:01:54] I'll do 'em when this very special Coach is through

[00:01:59] Will you empty the trash

[00:02:00] I got a backache

[00:02:01] Will you fix the toilet

[00:02:03] I got a headache

[00:02:04] Will you vacuum the den

[00:02:06] I got a penis

[00:02:07] You're a sexist

[00:02:08] But I'm yours

[00:02:12] They say a man should treat his lady like a prize

[00:02:18] A goddess Greek to worship with adoring eyes

[00:02:23] But I won't do that Greeky thing of humping guys

[00:02:29] I may be phobic I may be stinky

[00:02:35] I may be farting but I'm yours

[00:02:40] Would you brave any hurdle to save me

[00:02:46] I would slay any foes by the scores

[00:02:51] Lions

[00:02:52] I got a shotgun

[00:02:54] Tigers

[00:02:55] I got a blowtorch

[00:02:57] The Christian right

[00:02:58] I got a porno

[00:03:00] That'll do it

[00:03:00] 'Cause I'm yours

[00:03:04] I You may be dopesty

[00:03:07] I You may be messy

[00:03:11] I You may be Peter

[00:03:14] And I'm yours

[00:03:25] Hey you smell something

[00:03:27] Oh dear

[00:03:28] What

[00:03:28] Oh dear

[00:03:30] What's the matter

[00:03:30] Oh you're not going to like this

[00:03:32] What

[00:03:32] I just made a doody

[00:03:34] Oh God

[00:03:35] I'm sorry it just slipped out unannounced

[00:03:38] What do you mean unannounced

[00:03:39] Well normally the doody schedules an exit interview before it departs

[00:03:42] This one seems to have no regard for protocol

[00:03:45] Do you need a change

[00:03:46] No no it's alright

[00:03:46] Op there's another one

[00:03:49] Christ let's hurry up and get to the next number

[00:03:52] Here's a favorite of mine by the great Antonio Carlos Jobim