《纲丝说实话》歌词

[00:00:01] 纲丝说实话 - 秦森
[00:00:04] 词:秦森
[00:00:05] 曲:秦森
[00:00:14] 艺术家一个多礼拜
[00:00:17] 非著名演员到现在
[00:00:20] 养了一个小狗大名叫藏獒很可爱
[00:00:24] 五十辆奥拓排成排
[00:00:27] 上四环当成火车开
[00:00:29] 家里磨刀的钻石
[00:00:31] 最小都得半斤多一块
[00:00:34] 感谢玛利亚上帝如来
[00:00:36] 耶稣基督赐给您的卤煮
[00:00:39] 还没忘记身边
[00:00:41] 捧哏的于哥饿的也挺辛苦
[00:00:44] 西门大官人很无辜
[00:00:46] 家就出在我们阳谷
[00:00:49] 写这首歌我很庆幸自己是钢丝一族
[00:01:09] 家里电视整面墙大
[00:01:11] 军工品牌摩托罗拉
[00:01:14] 经常看着看着
[00:01:15] 没人了原来是不在服务区啊
[00:01:19] 走自己的路不可怕
[00:01:21] 可怕的是有人说闲话
[00:01:24] 这种人抓起来枪毙5分钟都不多啊
[00:01:28] 算算小学有十二年
[00:01:30] 初中也挨了整七年
[00:01:33] 当初新老师来了
[00:01:35] 都得舔着脸问您学校内幕
[00:01:38] 如今科学家会武术
[00:01:40] 您穿着超人的内裤
[00:01:42] 还得感谢通过论语
[00:01:45] 才了解您的可爱观众
[00:02:02] 床前明月光
[00:02:04] 疑是地上霜
[00:02:05] 举头望明月
[00:02:07] 我是郭德纲
[00:02:09] 这首歌
[00:02:10] 您是愿意听啊 是愿意听啊
[00:02:14] 还是愿意听啊 我绝不强求
[00:02:20] 牛排记得别搁牛肉
[00:02:23] 爱吃葱就得多放葱
[00:02:25] 光着膀子披个虎皮来张写真准能红
[00:02:30] 要想刺激娶个斜眼
[00:02:32] 找找别扭才幸福
[00:02:35] 德云社里唱念坐
[00:02:37] 打只给观众拘这个躬
[00:02:47] 要说亲 观众们亲
[00:02:52] 观众演员 心连着心呐
[00:02:57] 没事了就把这德云社来进
[00:03:01] 听两段相声就散散心
[00:03:07] 抱拳供手 尊列位
[00:03:11] 愿诸位
[00:03:12] 招财进宝
[00:03:15] 日进斗金
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