《Friends S02E14 The One With The Prom Video》歌词

[00:00:09] Nice. 好球…

[00:00:11] I got you something. 有东西给你

[00:00:13] What's this? 这什么东西？

[00:00:14] Eight hundred and twelve bucks. 812块钱

[00:00:16] Didn't Big Leon tell you? It's a thousand... 我不知道老李跟你怎么说的 跟我过夜…

[00:00:19] ...to have me for the whole night. …可要一千大洋才够

[00:00:22] What's this for? 这是干什么呀？

[00:00:23] Well,I'm making money now. 我现在有赚钱了

[00:00:25] I'm paying you back for headshots, electric bills,all that pizza.... 这是要还你帮我付的电费 跟数不清的披萨的钱

[00:00:30] I love you,man. 我爱你

[00:00:31] Well,thanks,man. Now I can get my pony. 谢了，老兄 我有钱可以买小马了

[00:00:36] This is a little extra something for... 这是我小小的心意…

[00:00:41] Wow,I don't know what to say. 我不晓得该说什么了

[00:00:49] Wow,I don't know what to say. 我不晓得该说什么了

[00:00:53] What do you say? 怎么样？

[00:00:54] I don't know. 我不知道

[00:00:57] It's a bracelet. 这是个手镯吧？

[00:00:58] Isn't it? It's engraved,too. Check it out. 上头还刻了字，你看看

[00:01:02] "To my best bud." “我的好兄弟”

[00:01:09] Thanks,best bud. 谢了，好兄弟

[00:01:11] Put it on. 戴上去啊

[00:01:12] Now? 现在吗？

[00:01:16] No,it should be saved for a special occasion. 不…这么美的东西 应该留到特殊的场合再戴

[00:01:19] No,that's the beauty part. It goes with everything. 不…妙就妙在这里 这配什么都好看

[00:01:23] When you put this on, you're good to go. 老兄，你戴起来简直好看啊

[00:01:30] Oh,man! 天啊

[00:01:32] You are so wearing that bracelet! 真是太配你了

[00:01:36] I so am! 可不是嘛！

[00:01:38] Any idea what this will do for your sex life? 你知道这对你的性生活 有什么样的影响吗？

[00:01:41] It might slow down at first,but... 刚开始时说不定会让我慢半拍

[00:01:43] ...once I'm used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track. 等到习惯这个重量之后 就会让我重振雄风了

[00:01:47] The One With the Prom Video

[00:01:55] 六人行 第2季 第14集 高中舞会录影带

[00:02:35] -This all looks good. -Great. 看起来很好 那就好了

[00:02:38] If I want to call for a reference on your last job...? 如果我要打电话询问 你以前的经验呢？

[00:02:41] That's right there,see? The manager,Chandler Bing? 就写在下面了 我经理叫做钱德宾

[00:02:45] All right. 好吧

[00:02:46] Let's see if you're as good in person as you are on paper. Make me a salad. 来看看你是不是跟你写的 一样好，做一份沙拉来瞧瞧

[00:02:50] A salad? I could do something more complicated. 沙拉？ 其实我可以做些难度比较高的

[00:02:54] No,just the salad will be fine. 不用，沙拉就行了

[00:02:57] You got it. 没问题

[00:02:58] Now I want you to tell me what you're doing while you're doing it. 可是我要你一边做 一边告诉我你正在做什么

[00:03:04] All right. Well, I'm tearing the lettuce. 好，我在撕生菜

[00:03:08] Is it dirty? 菜脏吗？

[00:03:09] Oh,I'm gonna wash it. 不…别担心，我待会儿会洗

[00:03:11] Don't. I like it dirty. 别洗，我喜欢脏的

[00:03:16] That's your call. 悉听尊便了

[00:03:18] So,what are you going to do next? 好，你接下来要做什么？

[00:03:21] I thought that l'd cut up the tomatoes. 我想，我接下来要切蕃茄了

[00:03:24] Are they firm? 蕃茄结实吗？

[00:03:28] They're okay. 还可以啦

[00:03:29] You sure they haven't gone bad? 你确定蕃茄没坏？

[00:03:38] No,really,they're okay. 是啊，还可以啦

[00:03:40] You gonna slice them up real nice? 你会切得很漂亮吗？

[00:03:42] I was going to do them julienne. 事实上，我打算切成丝状

[00:03:47] I'm out of here! 我走了

[00:03:57] Hello? 喂？

[00:03:59] Rachel's not here. Can I take a message? 不，瑞秋现在不在 你要不要留话？

[00:04:02] How do we spell Casey? 好，哪个凯…哪个西…？

[00:04:03] Is it like "at the bat" or "and The Sunshine Band"? 打棒球那个 还是乐团的那个？

[00:04:11] Hey,who's this Casey? 这个凯西是什么人啊？

[00:04:13] A guy she met at the movies. 她看电影认识的人

[00:04:15] What does he want with her? 真的？他找她干什么？

[00:04:17] I guess he wants to do a little dance... 我猜他想跟她跳点小舞…

[00:04:21] ...you know,make a little love.... …做一点小爱…

[00:04:26] Well,get down tonight. 今天晚上就把她“解决”掉

[00:04:34] I don't know. I don't 我不知道，我不懂…

[00:04:36] I don't get it! Two months ago, Rachel and I were this close. 两个月前 我们就差这么一点点了

[00:04:39] Now I'm taking messages from guys she meets at the movies? 现在呢 我在替她看电影认识的人留言

[00:04:43] I mean,this Casey should be taking down my messages,you know? 应该是 这个凯西替我留言才对呀

[00:04:48] Or Rachel and I should be together... 或…或是… 或是我跟瑞秋应该在一起…

[00:04:50] ...and we should get some kind of message service. …然后我们… 我们一起请电话秘书

[00:04:54] Hang in there. It's gonna happen. 耐心点吧，会有那一天的

[00:04:56] Now,how do you know that? 好，你怎么知道呢？

[00:04:58] Because she's your lobster. 因为她是你的龙虾

[00:05:03] Oh,she's going somewhere. 她有话要说的

[00:05:07] It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. 谁不晓得龙虾一旦恋爱 就会白头偕老呢

[00:05:11] You know what? You can actually see old lobster couples... 你真的可以看到老龙虾夫妻…

[00:05:16] ...walking around their tank, holding claws,like.... …在水缸里爪子牵着爪子散步

[00:05:24] Hey,you feeling better? 好点了吗？

[00:05:25] Yeah,I think that fifth shower got the interview off me. 我想我的第五次澡 终于洗掉那个面试了

[00:05:29] Do you have other possibilities? 你还有其他的机会吗？

[00:05:32] There is the possibility that I won't make rent. 有，我很可能会付不出房租来

[00:05:35] If you want, I can lend you money. 摩妮卡，你要的话我可以借你钱

[00:05:38] If I couldn't pay you back right away, I'd feel guilty and tense around you. 因为如果我没有办法马上还 看到你就会内疚跟紧张

[00:05:44] Then why not borrow it from Mom and Dad? 好吧 那你为什么不跟爸妈借呢？

[00:05:46] You feel guilty and tense around them already. 反正你看到他们 就会内疚跟紧张

[00:05:49] Might as well make some money off of them. 还不如趁机会跟他们刮点钱

[00:05:52] The man's got a point. 他说得很有道理

[00:05:56] What is that sparkly thing? 什么东西亮亮的？

[00:05:58] That thing? 那个？那个是…

[00:06:02] Yeah,it's a little flashy. 是…有点俗气啦

[00:06:06] No,no. 不俗气

[00:06:07] No,no. It's not flashy. Not for a goodfella. 不会…对道上兄弟来讲不会

[00:06:13] Man,that is sharp! That must have cost you quite a few doubloons. 够帅的 你一定撇了不少榔吧？

[00:06:25] What's this? 这是什么？

[00:06:26] Some of your old stuff. 你以前的东西

[00:06:28] Well,sweetie, we have a surprise for you. 亲爱的，我们要给你一个惊喜

[00:06:31] We're turning your room into a gym. 你房间要改成健身房了

[00:06:35] Wow,that is a surprise! 的确是个惊喜

[00:06:38] Just one question. Why not Ross's room? 只有个小问题 为何不挑哥的房间？

[00:06:40] We talked about that... 那我们也讨论过了…

[00:06:42] ... but your brother had so many science trophies,plaques,merit badges.... …但你哥哥有那么多的科学奖杯 奖牌，还有优点勋章…

[00:06:47] We didn't want to disturb them. 我们不想去惊动它们

[00:06:49] God forbid! 老天也不准

[00:06:57] We were so sorry to hear about your parents splitting up. 我们很遗撼你父母分开的消息

[00:07:01] Well,they're just separated. You never know! We'll see. 他们只是分居 谁知道呢，看看吧

[00:07:05] I can't say any of us were surprised. 老实说，我们一点也不惊讶

[00:07:09] They've been unhappy ever since we've known them. 从我们认识他们开始 他们就一直很不快乐

[00:07:12] Especially after that incident in Hawaii. 特别是在夏威夷那件事之后

[00:07:19] No,no. I must be thinking of someone else. 没什么啦… 一定是我想到别人去了

[00:07:22] Maybe me! 或许是我

[00:07:24] Don't you have some folding to do? 你不是要叠衣服吗？

[00:07:27] Fold. You fold. 快去吧，去叠呀

[00:07:32] -Want a refill? -I'm all right,thanks. 还要再加一点吗？ 不用了，谢谢

[00:07:38] Give me a second. I want to get this just right. 你得再给我一点时间 我要学得逼真一点

[00:07:45] Dude,eleven o'clock, totally hot babe checking you out. 老兄啊，十一点方向 有个惹火女郞在看着你

[00:07:51] That was really good. I think I'm ready for my penis now. 学得很不错 我想我可以去变性了

[00:08:03] I know what you're thinking. Dave Thomas,founder of Wendy's. 我知道你在想什么 汤达夫温蒂的创办人，对吧？

[00:08:08] I'm Gail. 我叫盖儿

[00:08:13] I really have to go, but it was nice meeting you. 我真的必须走了 很高兴认识你

[00:08:24] Excellent! 真是太好了

[00:08:25] He could have gotten me a VCR or a set of golf clubs. 他可以送我录影机 或是一对高尔夫球杆也可以

[00:08:29] But no! He got me the "woman repeller"! 但他就送了我一个 会吓走女人的东西

[00:08:32] The eyesore from the Liberace House of Crap! 看了碍眼，戴了碍事儿

[00:08:36] -It's not bad. -Easy for you to say. 没那么惨啦 对，你当然说得容易了

[00:08:38] You're not sporting a reject from the Mr. Tcollection! 你又不用走来走去 炫耀怪头不要的东西

[00:08:43] "l pity the fool that puts on my jewelry! I do! I do!" “我可怜戴着首饰的笨蛋”

[00:08:46] "l pity that fool" “我可怜戴着…”

[00:08:50] Hey,man! We were just doing some impressions. 兄弟，我们正在玩… 名人模仿秀呢

[00:08:57] That's actually good. 模仿得很像呢

[00:09:08] Would you look at that guy? 你看看那个傢伙

[00:09:10] How long has he been talking to her? 他跟她已经说了多久废话了？

[00:09:12] It's like,back off,buddy! She's a waitress,not a geisha. 滚开吧，兄弟 她只是服务生，又不是艺妓

[00:09:17] I think she's okay. 我想她没有关系吧

[00:09:19] Look at that! 你看看…

[00:09:21] She pushes him away and he won't budge! 你看她把他推开，他还不滚

[00:09:23] I'm gonna do something. 我要采取行动了

[00:09:27] We'll get a condo... 我们可以在山上…

[00:09:29] ... right on the mountain. Ski in,ski out,it's great. …租个公寓 滑进滑出，棒透了

[00:09:32] Excuse me? Are you Rachel? 对不起，你是瑞秋吗？

[00:09:35] What? 什么？

[00:09:37] Ross Geller. 我叫盖勒罗斯

[00:09:39] God,in your ad you said you were pretty,but wow! 广告里说你很漂亮，但是…哇

[00:09:44] What are you doing? 你…你在干嘛？

[00:09:46] Oh,my God,is this the wrong day? 老天，不是今天吗？

[00:09:50] I don't believe it! 我真不敢相信

[00:09:51] If it works out,we'll have something to tell the grandkids! 这件事如果成了的话 将来跟孙子们就有话讲了

[00:09:54] You sure will. 对呀

[00:09:56] I've gotta go. 对了，我该走了

[00:09:58] Take care. 保重了

[00:10:00] See you later. 慢走，再见

[00:10:05] You're welcome. 不客气

[00:10:08] -What? -I was saving you. 什么？ 我是在救你呀

[00:10:10] Saving me from a pleasant conversation with an interesting man? 救我？让我不用 跟有趣的男人愉快地交谈？

[00:10:14] From where I was 从我坐的那边看起来…

[00:10:16] Okay,Ross,listen to me. 罗斯，你现在听我说

[00:10:17] I am not yours to save. 我不是要你救的人

[00:10:20] But you are. 但是你是呀

[00:10:22] What? 什么？

[00:10:24] You're my lobster. 你是我的龙虾

[00:10:29] Are you being the blind-date guy again? 你知道吗？ 你又在装跟我盲目约会了

[00:10:34] No,you're my lobster. 不…你是…你是我的龙虾

[00:10:38] Lobsters.... 龙虾…

[00:10:40] In the tank,when they're old... …在水缸里，老的时候

[00:10:44] ...they get with the They walk around holding the claws. …它们会… 它们爪牵爪散步

[00:10:49] In the tank! You know,with... 在水缸里…

[00:10:52] ...with the holding and.... …爪子牵着爪子…

[00:10:54] Pheebs,you wanna help me with the lobster thing? 菲比，帮我解释一下 龙虾的事，好不好？

[00:10:57] Do the claws again. 再表演一次爪子

[00:11:01] Rach,forget the lobsters,okay? 瑞秋，忘了龙虾的事吧

[00:11:03] Let's talk What about us? 我们…那我们呢？

[00:11:05] Ross,there is no "us," okay? 罗斯，没有“我们”

[00:11:10] No! Listen to me! 你听我说

[00:11:12] I fell for you and I get clobbered. 我爱上了你，然后我受伤了

[00:11:14] You then fall for me and I again get clobbered. 然后你爱上我 结果我还是受伤了

[00:11:17] I'm tired of being clobbered,you know? 我受够了伤害

[00:11:21] It's just not worth it. 根本就不值得

[00:11:23] Well,but 但是…但…

[00:11:24] No "but," Ross. 没有“但是”了，罗斯

[00:11:26] We are never gonna happen,okay? Accept that. 我们是永远不可能的，接受吧

[00:11:32] Except that what? 除非什么呢？

[00:11:36] No. No. 不…

[00:11:39] Accept that. 接受吧

[00:11:51] Hey,man! Look,it's my best bud! How you doing? 老兄，你看，我的好兄弟 你怎么了？

[00:11:57] You're getting good at that Marcel Marceau thing. 你这个马歇马叟 真是模仿得越来越好了

[00:12:02] What do you say we play some ball? You and me,huh? 乔伊，我们去打球，怎么样？ 你跟我，你说怎么样啊？

[00:12:08] Okay,that's my bad. 是我不好

[00:12:11] If you hated the bracelet, you should have just said so. 你要是那么讨厌那只手镯 你应该直说就可以了

[00:12:14] Doesn't the fact that I wore it... 我戴着这么讨厌的手镯…

[00:12:17] ...say how much our friendship means to me? …那不就证明了我有多么重视 我们之间的友谊了吗？

[00:12:20] But you insulted the bracelet and you made fun of me. 那你侮辱这只手镯 还有你嘲笑我的那件事呢？

[00:12:24] Well,that's the part where I'm a wank. 所以说，我是个混蛋嘛

[00:12:27] I was hoping you wouldn't focus on that. 不过我希望 你不要往那个方向想，好吗？

[00:12:31] Come on,man! I said I was sorry a hundred times. 你不要这样嘛 我已经向你道过一百次歉了

[00:12:34] I promise,I will never take it off my... 我保证以后手镯不离…

[00:12:38] ...wrist. …手

[00:12:42] But if you want to stay in there and be mad... 如果你要留在那里生气的话…

[00:12:45] ...you just,you stay in there. …那你就留在里面好了

[00:12:47] You know what the 你知道吗？最…

[00:12:53] ... holding up these couch cushions... …我举着这些沙发垫子…

[00:12:56] ...as a symbol of my sorrow and regret. …表示我对你的歉意还有悔恨

[00:13:00] Much like they did in biblical times. 跟古时候的人一样

[00:13:03] Though you may haveth anger now.... 你现在虽然很生气…

[00:13:11] You know,that Steffi Graf has quite a tush. 那葛拉芙的玻璃还不错啊

[00:13:15] I'm just saying! It's right there! 说说而已嘛，就在电视上

[00:13:18] Hey,guys. 各位

[00:13:19] Hi,darling. 亲爱的

[00:13:21] You didn't bring my grandson? 我孙子呢？你没有带他来啊？

[00:13:23] He's at Carol and Susan's today. 不，他在…凯洛跟苏珊那儿

[00:13:31] I'm just saying! 说说而已

[00:13:33] Jack,look! There's that house paint commercial that cracks you up! 杰克，你看 你觉得很好笑的油漆广告来了

[00:13:42] -Where have you been? -Emotional hell. 你到哪儿去了？ 人间炼狱

[00:13:45] Did they lend you the money? 他们有没有借你钱？

[00:13:47] No,I haven't asked them yet. 没有，我还没有开口

[00:13:49] Come on,Monica,do it. 去呀，摩妮卡，说呀

[00:13:50] Hey,you guys. 爸，妈

[00:13:53] Monica has some news. 摩妮卡有事要找你们

[00:13:56] So listen,I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before,but... 抱歉我以前没有告诉你们…

[00:14:01] ... I'm no longer at my job. I had to leave it. …我现在…并没有在工作 因为我必须离职

[00:14:05] Why? 为什么？

[00:14:06] Because they made me. 公司的决定

[00:14:09] You were fired? What are you gonna do? 你被炒鱿鱼 那你现在怎么办呢？

[00:14:13] Judy,relax. This is our little Harmonica we're talking about. 茱蒂，放心啦 这可是我们的小妮妮宝贝儿

[00:14:18] We taught her well. 我们教导有方

[00:14:19] -Ten percent of your paycheck goes? -ln the bank. 薪水的百分之十上哪儿去了？ 存银行了

[00:14:24] So she dips into her savings. That's what it's there for. 就是嘛，所以她在吃她的老本 存钱本来就是应急的

[00:14:27] She's gonna be fine. 她不会有事的

[00:14:29] If you need a little extra... 如果那些钱还不够用的话…

[00:14:31] ...you know where to find it. …你知道哪里有钱啊

[00:14:33] Anything larger back there? 有大张一点的吗？

[00:14:37] I can't believe it! 我真不敢相信

[00:14:39] Would you stop already? 你停一下，好不好？

[00:14:41] Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay. 不要再怨天尤人了，高兴一点

[00:14:44] Oh,you're right. I should play in the hay. 你说得对，我应该高兴一点的

[00:14:47] I just dropped $400 to replace a bracelet I hated to begin with. 忘了我刚才白花花的四百大洋 去买一个我恨的手镯这件事

[00:14:51] Bring on the hay! 逗我开心啊

[00:14:54] Hey! 嘿

[00:14:57] I've got something that'll make you happy. 我这儿有个包你大乐的东西

[00:15:00] Guess what Gunther found? 猜根特刚找到什么了？

[00:15:04] Hey,now you have two! 你现在有两个了

[00:15:08] Oh,now you have two. 你现在有两个了

[00:15:12] What am I gonna do? 我该如何是好？

[00:15:20] How come you have two? 你怎么有两个？

[00:15:23] This one's for you. 这个是送你的

[00:15:25] Get out! 少来了

[00:15:26] No,I can't. 我没办法

[00:15:30] I know how much this means to you... 我知道这对你的意义重大…

[00:15:33] ...and this is about more than jewelry. …我也知道不只是首饰而已

[00:15:35] It's about you and me and the fact that we're "best buds." 这是关于你跟我 还有我们是“好兄弟”

[00:15:41] Is this friendship? I think so! 这叫友谊吗？我觉得应该是

[00:15:45] Check it out! We're bracelet buddies! 我们是手镯兄弟

[00:15:48] That's what they'll call us! 大家都会这样叫我们的

[00:15:53] Okay,here you go. Pay me back whenever you like. 好了，拿去吧 随你什么时候还都可以

[00:15:56] You have dinosaur checks? 你用恐龙支票？

[00:16:00] You get your money and you learn something. 对啊，你不但得到钱 还可以学到一点东西

[00:16:03] What's wrong with that? 这有什么不对的？

[00:16:04] Nothing. 没什么…

[00:16:06] Hey,you're a cheap-a-saurus! 你是小器龙

[00:16:11] I'm kidding,I'm kidding. Thank you,I'm very grateful. 开玩笑… 谢谢，我很感激你

[00:16:14] Hey,Mon,what is this? 摩妮卡，这是什么东西啊？

[00:16:18] That's my bathing suit from high school. I was a little bigger then. 我高中时代的泳衣啊 那个时候比较胖

[00:16:23] I thought they used that to cover Connecticut when it rains. 我还以为是康乃狄克州 雨天用的遮雨棚呢

[00:16:28] Hey,what's on this videotape? 摩妮卡，这带子里有什么？

[00:16:30] I don't know. Let's put it in. 不知道，问倒我了 放来看看

[00:16:42] Over here,Jack. Okay. 这边，杰克

[00:16:45] Rachel's coming up the path. 瑞秋穿着粉蓝色出来了

[00:16:47] Doesn't she look pretty? Jack? 好漂亮，是不是？

[00:16:49] Can you get this? 过来拍她

[00:16:56] What is with your nose? 你鼻子怎么回事啊？

[00:17:00] They had to reduce it because of my deviated septum. 我隔膜长歪了 不得已，只好去缩鼻了

[00:17:04] Okay,I was wrong. That's what they use to cover Connecticut. 我错了 那才是康乃狄克州的遮雨棚呢

[00:17:09] This is us getting ready for the prom. 知道这是什么吗？ 毕业舞会前的准备

[00:17:12] We don't have to watch. 各位，我们不用看这个

[00:17:14] Yeah,we do. 我们要看…当然要看

[00:17:15] -Come on! -It's fun! 看嘛 很好玩的

[00:17:17] Get a shot of Monica. 你有没有拍摩妮卡？

[00:17:18] Where's Monica? 摩妮卡在哪儿？

[00:17:22] Wait. How do you zoom out? 等一等，镜头怎么伸缩？

[00:17:26] There she is! 拍到了

[00:17:31] Some girl ate Monica! 那个女的吃了摩妮卡

[00:17:35] Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds. 闭嘴啦，上镜头会多十磅的

[00:17:38] So how many cameras are actually on you? 那到底有几个镜头在拍你？

[00:17:44] Oh,you look so great! 你好漂亮哦

[00:17:46] So do you! You look beautiful! 你也是好美啊

[00:17:50] -Oops. - What? 糟了 怎么了？

[00:17:51] I think I got mayonnaise on you. 我想我的美乃滋沾到你了

[00:17:53] Oh,it's just the shoulder, not my dress. 没关系啦 只是肩膀，没弄到衣服啊

[00:17:59] Everybody smile! 你们笑一笑

[00:18:01] Oh,Dad,turn it off! 爸，关掉啦

[00:18:02] It is off. 关了

[00:18:03] It is not! What's with the red light? 爸，你没关，那红灯亮着

[00:18:06] It's the off light. 那表示关了

[00:18:08] Right,Ross? 罗斯

[00:18:17] Looking good,Mr. IKotter. 很帅嘛

[00:18:24] - You look pretty tonight. -Oh,thanks. 你今天晚上很漂亮 谢谢

[00:18:29] - What are you doing this summer? -I'm gonna hang out... 你今年夏天要做什么？ 你知道的，只是…

[00:18:33] ... work on my music. …在家里待着玩我的音乐

[00:18:39] Is my hook unhooked? These things keep falling down. 我钩子没钩吗？ 袖子一直掉下来，没办法固定

[00:18:49] Let me see. I don't know. 我看看，不知道

[00:18:51] What are you gonna do... 今年夏天你要做…

[00:18:53] The guys are here! 他们来了

[00:18:55] ... this summer? …什么？

[00:18:56] Work on your music? 玩你的音乐？

[00:19:03] Oh,my God! There's Roy Gublik! 天啊，你们看，是古洛伊耶

[00:19:06] You know,Roy saw Star Wars 317 times. 洛伊看“昨际大战” 看了317次

[00:19:10] He was in the paper. 他的名字还上了报

[00:19:13] Where's Chip? Why isn't he here yet? 奇普呢？他为什么还没来？

[00:19:16] He'll be here,okay? Take a chill pill. 他会来的，放心吧

[00:19:20] There. 好了

[00:19:27] I just told Rachel that Roy touched my boob. 我刚告诉瑞秋 洛伊摸我的咪咪

[00:19:32] I can't go to the prom without a date. I can't! It's too late! 没男伴我去不成毕业舞会 来不及了

[00:19:37] If you're not going, then I don't want to go. 你不去，我也不要去了

[00:19:40] Oh,I'm gonna kick Chip's ass! 我要奇普好看

[00:19:44] I have a wonderful idea. 我有个很棒的主意

[00:19:46] You should take Rachel to the prom. 你可以陪瑞秋去参加舞会啊

[00:19:50] Doubtful. 我很怀疑

[00:19:51] Jack,give me that. Talk to your son. 杰克，那个给我 你跟儿子去谈一谈

[00:19:56] All right,go on. This thing's heavy. 这玩意儿好重

[00:19:58] Your mother's right. Take her. You can wear my tux. 你妈说得对，带她去 穿我的礼服

[00:20:02] She won't wanna go with me. 爸，她不会想跟我去的

[00:20:04] Of course she would! You're a college man! 她当然会，你是大学生呀

[00:20:07] -I don't know. - Well,come on. 我不知道 去呀

[00:20:09] Don't you wanna find out? 你不想弄清楚吗？

[00:20:12] I can't believe I can't go to the prom! 真不敢相信 我去不成自己的毕业舞会

[00:20:15] This is so harsh! 这太残酷了

[00:20:21] -Hold my board. - Thataboy! Thataboy! 好，你帮我拿着 真有你的…

[00:20:25] I think we've seen enough. 好了，各位，我想我们看够了

[00:20:26] Let's turn it off. 我们把它关掉吧

[00:20:29] Well,I'm not gonna watch. 那好吧，我就不看

[00:20:31] Come on,kid. Let's go! 来吧，孩子，我们走了

[00:20:35] -My! Are you handsome! -Let's show them! 天啊，你真帅 去给她们看看

[00:20:39] Just a sec,Dad. 等一下，爸

[00:20:42] Okay,be cool. Just be cool. 要酷…

[00:20:54] Okay,Dad. 好了，老爸

[00:20:55] Rachel,ready or not, here comes your knight in shining 瑞秋，准备好 你的白马王子来了

[00:20:59] Oh,no. 糟了

[00:21:02] Don't wait up! 别等我们回来了

[00:21:03] Chip! 走了，奇普，快

[00:21:07] Oh,dear! 天啊 哪一个？怎么按啊？

[00:21:09] How do I turn this off? 杰克，这个怎么关啊？

[00:21:11] Press the button. 按按钮

[00:21:12] Which one? Which button? Jack! 哪个钮…？

[00:21:14] The button! The button! 那个啦…

[00:21:20] I can't believe you did that. 真不敢相信你那么做了

[00:21:25] Yeah,well.... 是呀…

[00:21:55] See? He's her lobster! 瞧，他是她的龙虾

[00:22:05] Dance with him! 跟他跳

[00:22:07] Mom,I'm hungry! 妈，我饿了

[00:22:09] Dance with your father. 跟你爸跳

[00:22:11] I don't know any of your flashdances, but I'm no slouch on the dance floor. 我或许不会跳什么闪舞啦 不过我也绝不是个省油的灯

[00:22:16] All right. 好吧

[00:22:23] -Oh,Jack! -Oh,Judy! 杰克 茱蒂