《The Humpty Dance (A Tribute To Digital Underground)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Humpty Dance (A Tribute To Digital Underground) - Ameritz - Tribute (阿莫瑞兹音乐)

[00:00:12] All right stop whatcha doin cause I'm about to ruin

[00:00:14] The image and the style that ya used to

[00:00:16] I look funny but yo I'm makin money see

[00:00:19] So yo world I hope you're ready for me

[00:00:21] Now gather round I'm the new fool in town

[00:00:23] And my sound's laid down by the Underground

[00:00:26] I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf

[00:00:28] So just let me introduce myself

[00:00:29] My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty

[00:00:33] Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee

[00:00:35] All the rappers in the And top ten

[00:00:37] Please allow me to bump thee

[00:00:39] I'm steppin tall yall and just like Humpty Dumpty

[00:00:42] You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me

[00:00:44] I like to rhyme I like my beats funky

[00:00:47] I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy

[00:00:49] I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack

[00:00:52] But sometimes I get ridiculous

[00:00:54] I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice

[00:00:56] Hey yo fat girl cmere are ya ticklish

[00:00:58] Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny

[00:01:00] It never stopped me from gettin busy

[00:01:03] I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom

[00:01:06] I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

[00:01:07] I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee

[00:01:09] They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me

[00:01:12] I'm still gettin in the girls pants

[00:01:14] And I even got my own dance

[00:01:16] The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump

[00:01:27] Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump

[00:01:30] Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump

[00:01:33] Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump

[00:01:36] Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

[00:01:40] People say "Yo Humpty you're really funny lookin"

[00:01:44] That's all right cause I get things cookin

[00:01:46] Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me

[00:01:49] But ya can't get near me

[00:01:50] I give em more see and on the floor B

[00:01:53] All the girls they adore me

[00:01:55] Oh yes ladies I'm really bein sincere

[00:01:57] Cause in a 69 nose my will humpty tickle ya rear

[00:01:59] My nose is big uh-uh I'm not ashamed

[00:02:02] Big like a pickle I'm still gettin paid

[00:02:04] I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge

[00:02:07] Both how I'm livin and my nose is large

[00:02:09] I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like Cupid

[00:02:11] I use a word that don't mean nothin like looptid

[00:02:13] I sang on do whutcha like and if ya missed it

[00:02:16] I'm the one who said just grab em in the biscuits

[00:02:18] Also told ya that I like to bite

[00:02:20] Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write

[00:02:24] All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance

[00:02:26] And now I'm gonna do my dance

[00:02:27] The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump

[00:02:31] Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump

[00:02:35] Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump

[00:02:39] Do ya know what I'm doin doin the Humpty Hump

[00:02:42] Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

[00:02:47] Oh yeah that's the break y'all

[00:02:54] Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here

[00:03:01] Oh yeah Now that I told ya a little bit about myself

[00:03:04] Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance

[00:03:06] It's real easy to do check it out

[00:03:09] First I limp to the side like my leg was broken

[00:03:13] Shakin and twitchin kinda like I was smokin

[00:03:16] Crazy wack funky

[00:03:16] People say ya look like M C Hammer on crack Humpty

[00:03:20] That's all right cause my body's in motion

[00:03:22] It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion

[00:03:25] Anyone can play this game

[00:03:27] This is my dance yall Humpty Hump's my name

[00:03:29] No two people will do it the same

[00:03:31] Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain

[00:03:34] Humpin funkin jumpin jig around shakin ya rump

[00:03:37] And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump

[00:03:40] Him step tell off I'm doin the Hump

[00:03:42] The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump

[00:03:46] Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump

[00:03:54] Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the HumpHumpty

[00:03:56] Do ya know what I'm doin doin the Humpty Hump

[00:03:58] Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

[00:04:03] Black people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

[00:04:05] White people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

[00:04:11] Puerto Ricans do the Humpty Hump just keep on doin the hump

[00:04:21] Samoans do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

[00:04:28] Let's get stoopid

[00:04:29] Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump

[00:04:36] Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump

[00:04:39] Doin the Humpty Hump

[00:04:42] Doin the Humpty Hump