《How to Be a Country Star》歌词

[00:00:01] There's questions we're always hearing every where

[00:00:05] We go

[00:00:08] Like how do i cut a record or get on a country show

[00:00:15] Well it takes more than just ambition and three

[00:00:19] Chords on an old guitar

[00:00:22] There's a few more things you ought to learn to be a

[00:00:27] Country star

[00:00:30] You got to learn to sing like waylon or pick like jerry

[00:00:37] Reed

[00:00:40] Yodel like jeannie shepard write songs like tom t

[00:00:49] Put a cry in your voice like haggard learn spanish

[00:00:55] Like johnny r

[00:00:59] Whisper like bill andersen and you'll be a country

[00:01:06] Star

[00:01:08] Play piano like ronnie mil sap or gilly or jerry lee

[00:01:18] Yo yo like roy acuff or talk plain like ralph emery

[00:01:28] Growl like con way twitty get a red white and blue

[00:01:34] Guitar

[00:01:37] Build a swimming pool like webb and you'll be a

[00:01:43] Country star

[00:01:47] Be tall like sonny james is tell jokes like minnie

[00:01:54] Pearl

[00:01:56] Or be short like jimmy dickens or play five string

[00:02:03] Like earl

[00:02:09] Get a hip band like willie learn to stutter like m mel

[00:02:19] Get a cap like roy clark wore or a voice like barbara

[00:02:26] Mandrel

[00:02:28] Be rich like eddy arnold say you're imakin more

[00:02:35] Than you are

[00:02:38] Get a gimmick like charley pricle got and you'll be a

[00:02:44] Country star

[00:02:48] But if you have no talent and you're not a male

[00:02:57] If you're built somewhat like dolly or have a face like

[00:03:04] Crystal gayle

[00:03:07] Come back stage and ask for harold phil don or lou

[00:03:16] And we'll see you get auditioned for the statler

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