《My Old Man’s A Dustman》歌词

[00:00:00] My Old Man's A Dustman - Lonnie Donegan

[00:00:01] Now here's a little story

[00:00:05] To tell it is a must

[00:00:10] About an unsung hero

[00:00:14] That moves away your dust

[00:00:19] Some people make a fortune

[00:00:22] Other's earn a mint

[00:00:26] My old man don't earn much

[00:00:30] In fact he's flippin' skint

[00:00:37] Oh my old man's a dustman

[00:00:39] He wears a dustman's hat

[00:00:41] He wears cor blimey trousers

[00:00:43] And he lives in a council flat

[00:00:45] He looks a proper narner

[00:00:47] In his great big hob nailed boots

[00:00:49] He's got such a job to pull em up

[00:00:51] That he calls them daisy roots

[00:00:56] Some folks give tips at Christmas

[00:00:58] And some of them forget

[00:01:00] So when he picks their bins up

[00:01:02] He spills some on the steps

[00:01:04] Now one old man got nasty

[00:01:05] And to the council wrote

[00:01:07] Next time my old man went 'round there

[00:01:09] He punched him up the throat

[00:01:11] Oh my old man's a dustman

[00:01:13] He wears a dustman's hat

[00:01:15] He wears cor blimey trousers

[00:01:17] And he lives in a council flat

[00:01:19] I say I say Duncan

[00:01:21] I 'er I found a police dog in my dustbin

[00:01:24] How do you know he's a police dog

[00:01:26] He had a policeman with him

[00:01:30] Though my old man's a dustman

[00:01:32] He's got a heart of gold

[00:01:34] He got married recently

[00:01:36] Though he's 86 years old

[00:01:38] We said 'Ear Hang on Dad

[00:01:40] You're getting past your prime

[00:01:42] He said 'Well when you get to my age

[00:01:44] 'It helps to pass the time'

[00:01:45] Oh my old man's a dustman

[00:01:48] He wears a dustman's hat

[00:01:49] He wears cor blimey trousers

[00:01:51] And he lives in a council flat

[00:01:53] I say I say I say

[00:01:55] My dustbins full of lillies

[00:01:56] Well throw 'em away then

[00:01:58] I can't Lilly's wearing them

[00:02:02] Now one day while in a hurry

[00:02:05] He missed a lady's bin

[00:02:07] He hadn't gone but a few yards

[00:02:08] When she chased after him

[00:02:10] 'What game do you think you're playing'

[00:02:12] She cried right from the heart

[00:02:14] 'You've missed meam I too late'

[00:02:16] 'No jump up on the cart'

[00:02:18] Oh my old man's a dustman

[00:02:20] He wears a dustman's hat

[00:02:22] He wears cor blimey trousers

[00:02:24] And he lives in a council flat

[00:02:25] I say I say I say What you again

[00:02:29] My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools

[00:02:32] How do you know it's full

[00:02:34] 'Cos there's not much room inside

[00:02:39] He found a tiger's head one day

[00:02:41] Nailed to a piece of wood

[00:02:43] The tiger looked quite miserable

[00:02:45] But I suppose it should

[00:02:47] Just then from out a window

[00:02:48] A voice began to wail

[00:02:50] He said Oi Where's me tiger head

[00:02:53] Four foot from it's tail

[00:02:54] Oh my old man's a dustman

[00:02:56] He wears a dustman's hat

[00:02:58] He wears cor blimey trousers

[00:03:00] And he lives in a council flat

[00:03:02] Next time you see a dustman

[00:03:04] Looking all pale and sad

[00:03:06] Don't kick him in the dustbin

[00:03:08] It might be my old dad