《My Old Man’s a Dustman》歌词

[00:00:00] Now here's a little story

[00:00:04] To tell it is a must

[00:00:10] About an unsung hero

[00:00:13] That moves away your dust

[00:00:18] Some people make a fortune

[00:00:21] Others earn a mint

[00:00:25] My old man don't earn much

[00:00:29] In fact he's flippin' skint

[00:00:36] Oh my old man's a dustman

[00:00:39] He wears a dustman's hat

[00:00:41] He wears cor blimey trousers

[00:00:42] And he lives in a council flat

[00:00:44] He looks a proper nana

[00:00:46] In his great big hobnail boots

[00:00:48] He's got such a job to pull them up

[00:00:50] That he calls 'em daisy roots

[00:00:55] Some folks give tips at christmas

[00:00:57] And some of them forget

[00:00:59] So when he picks their bins up

[00:01:01] He spills some on the step

[00:01:03] Now one old man got nasty

[00:01:04] And to the council wrote

[00:01:06] Next time my old man went 'round there

[00:01:08] He punched him up the throat

[00:01:10] Oh my old man's a dustman

[00:01:12] He wears a dustman's hat

[00:01:14] He wears cor blimey trousers

[00:01:16] And he lives in a council flat

[00:01:18] I say I say Les

[00:01:19] Yes

[00:01:20] I er I found a police dog in my dustbin

[00:01:23] Well how do you do know he's a police dog

[00:01:25] He had a policeman with him

[00:01:29] Though my old man's a dustman

[00:01:31] He's got an 'eart of gold

[00:01:33] He got married recently

[00:01:35] Though he's eighty six years old

[00:01:37] We said 'ere hang on dad

[00:01:38] You're getting past your prime

[00:01:40] He said well when you get to my age

[00:01:42] It helps to pass the time

[00:01:44] Oi my old man's a dustman

[00:01:46] He wears a dustman's hat

[00:01:48] He wears cor blimey trousers

[00:01:50] And he lives in a council flat

[00:01:51] I say I say I say

[00:01:53] Huh

[00:01:54] My dustbin's full of lilies

[00:01:55] Well throw 'em away then

[00:01:56] I can't Lily's wearing them

[00:02:01] Now one day whilst in a hurry

[00:02:03] He missed a lady's bin

[00:02:05] He hadn't gone but a few yards

[00:02:07] When she chased after him

[00:02:09] What game do you think you're playing

[00:02:11] She cried right from the 'eart

[00:02:13] You've missed me am I too late

[00:02:14] No jump up on the cart

[00:02:16] Oi my old man's a dustman

[00:02:18] He wears a dustman's hat

[00:02:20] He wears cor blimey trousers

[00:02:22] And he lives in a council flat

[00:02:24] I say I say I say

[00:02:26] Not you again

[00:02:27] My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools

[00:02:31] How do you know it's full

[00:02:32] 'Cause there's not mushroom inside

[00:02:37] He found a tiger's head one day

[00:02:39] Nailed to a piece of wood

[00:02:41] The tiger looked like miserable

[00:02:43] But I suppose he should

[00:02:45] Just then from out a window

[00:02:46] A voice began to wail

[00:02:48] It said oi where's me tiger's head

[00:02:51] Four foot from his tail

[00:02:52] Oh my old man's a dustman

[00:02:54] He wears a dustman's hat

[00:02:56] He wears cor blimey trousers

[00:02:58] And he lives in a council flat

[00:03:00] Next time you see a dustman

[00:03:02] Looking all pale and sad

[00:03:04] Don't kick him in the dustbin

[00:03:06] It might be my old dad