《Criminal》歌词

[00:00:00] Criminal - Original Cartel

[00:00:03] A lot of people ask me stupid f**kin' questions

[00:00:08] A lot of people think that what I say on record

[00:00:13] Or what I talk about on a record that I actually do in real life

[00:00:18] Or that I believe in it

[00:00:20] Or if I say that I want to kill somebody that

[00:00:23] I'm actually gonna do it

[00:00:25] Or that I believe in it

[00:00:27] Well sh*t if you believe that

[00:00:32] Then I'll kill you

[00:00:35] You know why

[00:00:38] Cause I'm a criminal

[00:00:43] Criminal

[00:00:46] You god damn right

[00:00:48] I'm a criminal

[00:00:52] Yeah I'm a criminal

[00:00:57] My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge

[00:00:59] That will stab you in the head

[00:01:01] Whether you're a fag or les'

[00:01:02] Or the homo-sex hermaph' or a trans'a'vest'

[00:01:04] Pants or dress hate fags The answer's "yes"

[00:01:06] Homophobic Nah you're just hetero phobic

[00:01:09] Starin' at my jeans watchin' my genitals bulgin' (ooh )

[00:01:11] That's my motherf**kin' balls you'd better let go of 'em

[00:01:14] They belong in my scrotum

[00:01:14] You'll never get hold of 'em

[00:01:16] Hey it's me Versace

[00:01:16] Whoops somebody shot me

[00:01:18] And I was just checkin' the mail

[00:01:20] Get it checkin' the 'male'

[00:01:21] How many records you expectin' to sell

[00:01:22] After your second L P sends you directly to jail

[00:01:25] Come on relax guy I like gay men

[00:01:27] Right ken give me an amen (amen )

[00:01:30] Please lord this boy needs Jesus

[00:01:32] Heal this child help us destroy these demons

[00:01:35] Oh and please send me a brand new car

[00:01:36] And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital

[00:01:39] Preacher preacher fifth grade teacher

[00:01:41] You can't reach me my mom can't neither

[00:01:43] You can't teach me a goddamn thing 'cause

[00:01:46] I watch t v and Comcast cable

[00:01:48] And you ain't able to stop these thoughts

[00:01:50] You can't stop me from toppin' these charts

[00:01:53] And you can't stop me from droppin' each March

[00:01:55] With a brand new C-D for these f**kin' retards

[00:01:57] Duh and to think it's just little ol' me

[00:02:00] Mr "Don't give a f**k " still won't leave

[00:02:03] I'm a criminal

[00:02:04] Cause every time I write a rhyme

[00:02:05] These people think it's a crime

[00:02:06] To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal

[00:02:08] But I don't gotta say a word I just flip 'em the bird

[00:02:10] And keep goin' I don't take sh*t from no one

[00:02:12] I'm a criminal

[00:02:13] Cause every time I write a rhyme

[00:02:14] These people think it's a crime

[00:02:15] To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal

[00:02:17] But I don't gotta say a word I just flip 'em the bird

[00:02:19] And keep goin' I don't take sh*t from no one

[00:02:21] My mother did drugs tar liquor cigarettes and speed

[00:02:23] The baby came out disfigured ligaments indeed

[00:02:26] It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she

[00:02:29] Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me

[00:02:31] I'm a criminal

[00:02:32] An animal caged who turned crazed

[00:02:33] But how the f**k you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised

[00:02:36] So as I got older and I got a lot taller

[00:02:38] My dick shrunk smaller but my balls got larger

[00:02:40] I drink more liquor to f**k you up quicker

[00:02:43] Than you'd want to f**k me up for sayin' the word

[00:02:45] My morals went when the president got oral

[00:02:47] Sex in his oval office on top of his desk

[00:02:49] Off of his own employee

[00:02:50] Now don't ignore me you won't avoid me

[00:02:52] You can't miss me I'm white blond-haired

[00:02:53] And my nose is pointy

[00:02:54] I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die

[00:02:57] In plane crashes and laughs

[00:02:58] As long as it ain't happened to him

[00:03:00] Slim shady I'm as crazy as em-

[00:03:01] Inem and Kim combined the maniac's in

[00:03:03] Replacin' the doctor cause Dre couldn't make it today

[00:03:06] He's a little under the weather so I'm takin' his place

[00:03:09] (mm-mm-mm ) oh that's Dre with an A K to his face

[00:03:12] Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place

[00:03:14] I told you Dre you should've kept that thing put away

[00:03:15] I guess that will teach you not to let me play with it eh

[00:03:18] I'm a criminal

[00:03:21] Aight look (uh huh) just go up in that motherf**ker

[00:03:23] Get the motherf**kin' money and get the f**k up outta there

[00:03:26] Aight

[00:03:28] I'll be right here waitin' on you

[00:03:29] Aight

[00:03:29] Yo 'em

[00:03:30] What

[00:03:31] Don't kill nobody this time

[00:03:33] Aw'right god damn f**k

[00:03:38] How you doin'

[00:03:41] Hi how can I help you

[00:03:42] Yeah I need to make a withdrawal

[00:03:44] Okay

[00:03:46] Put the f**kin' money in the bag b**ch and I won't kill you

[00:03:49] What oh my god don't kill me

[00:03:50] I'm not gonna kill you b**ch quit lookin' around

[00:03:52] Don't kill me please don't kill me

[00:03:52] I said I'm not gonna f**kin' kill you

[00:03:54] Hurry the f**k up boom thank you

[00:03:57] Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it

[00:03:59] So when I rob a bank run out and just dive in it

[00:04:01] So I'll be disguised in it

[00:04:02] And if anybody identifies the guy in it

[00:04:04] I'll hide for five minutes

[00:04:06] Come back shoot the eyewitness

[00:04:07] Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business

[00:04:11] Die b**ches bastards brats pets

[00:04:13] This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his a** yet

[00:04:15] If I ever gave a f**k I'd shave my nuts

[00:04:17] Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck

[00:04:19] You motherf**kin' chickens ain't brave enough

[00:04:21] To say the stuff I say so just tape it shut

[00:04:23] Sh*t half the sh*t I say I just make it up

[00:04:27] To make you mad so kiss my white naked a**

[00:04:29] And if it's not a rapper that I make it as

[00:04:31] I'm a be a f**kin' rapist in a Jason mask

[00:04:33] I'm a criminal

[00:04:34] Cause every time I write a rhyme

[00:04:35] These people think it's a crime

[00:04:36] To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal

[00:04:38] But I don't gotta say a word I just flip 'em the bird

[00:04:41] And keep goin' I don't take sh*t from no one

[00:04:43] I'm a criminal

[00:04:43] Cause every time I write a rhyme

[00:04:45] These people think it's a crime

[00:04:46] To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal

[00:04:47] But I don't gotta say a word I just flip 'em the bird

[00:04:50] And keep goin' I don't take sh*t from no one

[00:04:52] I'm a criminal

[00:04:53] Cause every time I write a rhyme

[00:04:54] These people think it's a crime

[00:04:55] To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal

[00:04:57] But I don't gotta say a word I just flip 'em the bird

[00:05:00] And keep goin' I don't take sh*t from no one

[00:05:01] I'm a criminal

[00:05:02] Cause every time I write a rhyme

[00:05:03] These people think it's a crime

[00:05:05] To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal

[00:05:07] But I don't gotta say a word I just flip 'em the bird

[00:05:09] And keep goin' I don't take sh*t from no one

[00:05:11] I'm a criminal