《第15集_打工奇遇_巩汉林，赵丽蓉》歌词

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[00:00:24] 怎么了

[00:00:25] 咱们这新餐馆都买了太后大酒楼了

[00:00:28] 怎么还在这曲子

[00:00:30] 音乐上错了

[00:00:31] 我告诉你们

[00:00:34] 都给我精神着点

[00:00:37] 今天咱们太后酒楼要开张

[00:00:40] 招聘慈禧当考察

[00:00:43] 可找了37 个老太太都不孝

[00:00:45] 不知道今天这位怎么样

[00:00:48] 传38 号老太太过堂

[00:00:52] 过堂外边那个上场

[00:00:55] 38 号吃不

[00:01:04] 这老乡太有精神呐

[00:01:06] 想当初我是民兵排长们

[00:01:10] 有子同志们好

[00:01:13] 王太太好

[00:01:14] 同志们辛苦了

[00:01:20] 先别啰嗦了

[00:01:21] 愿意到我们酒楼打工啊

[00:01:24] 愿意啊

[00:01:25] 村啊

[00:01:26] 现在也富了

[00:01:27] 也想开个大酒楼

[00:01:30] 他旅游资源

[00:01:31] 我到您那打工

[00:01:32] 我不为赚钱

[00:01:34] 我为的是学习的开酒楼的经验

[00:01:37] 哎哟

[00:01:38] 默娶默娶了

[00:01:39] 就谢谢您了

[00:01:41] 甭客气

[00:01:43] 哪照得不要钱呐

[00:01:46] 咱们干活吧

[00:01:47] 说干就得干

[00:01:49] 都作精神点

[00:01:50] 准备开

[00:01:51] 嘿嘿嘿

[00:01:52] 您拿着这什么东西啊

[00:01:54] 麻布

[00:01:55] 嗯

[00:01:55] 软花吸水

[00:01:57] 就是擦起桌子里

[00:01:59] 哎呦

[00:02:00] 先别着急干活

[00:02:01] 诶

[00:02:02] 让老太太开开眼

[00:02:04] 走

[00:02:07] 瞧瞧

[00:02:07] 瞧瞧

[00:02:11] 这闺女真俊呢

[00:02:13] 漂亮吧

[00:02:14] 这七袍也好

[00:02:15] 哎

[00:02:18] 这麻布太小了

[00:02:20] 来换我这个

[00:02:25] 人家那是手绢

[00:02:29] 一会儿啊

[00:02:30] 也让您穿上工作服

[00:02:32] 我我也穿这个啊

[00:02:34] 你跟他们的不一样

[00:02:35] 我说这个

[00:02:36] 你要穿上这个

[00:02:38] 就没法干活

[00:02:39] 大老太太睡衣裳上哪去

[00:02:42] 后边去

[00:02:44] 哎

[00:02:45] 老太太接电话

[00:02:47] 喂

[00:02:48] 你好

[00:02:49] 我们是太后大酒楼

[00:02:52] 对老诉们

[00:02:53] 我们给太后大酒楼是物价局的

[00:02:56] 什么事啊

[00:02:56] 放后菜价就说我不在我们经理说他不在

[00:03:02] 散婚礼都不会在

[00:03:04] 没

[00:03:05] 我不在我他不在

[00:03:09] 我是他女秘书

[00:03:11] 您放心

[00:03:12] 我们台下定的是公平合理

[00:03:14] 物美价廉

[00:03:15] 他回来一定给您去电话啊

[00:03:17] 再见

[00:03:17] 拜拜

[00:03:23] 再来电话谁也不许接

[00:03:26] 看后边准备怎么着了

[00:03:28] 衣服穿好了吗

[00:03:30] 穿好了

[00:03:31] 停

[00:03:47] 哎

[00:03:47] 真漂亮

[00:03:53] 您别抖了这麻布诶

[00:03:55] 今拿头快替手绢的老人家

[00:03:58] 快请坐

[00:03:59] 快请坐

[00:04:01] 哎哟

[00:04:02] 真是没想到啊

[00:04:04] 您穿上这

[00:04:04] 这身衣裳简直就是那慈禧本世谁谁谁谁谁慈禧慈禧

[00:04:12] 嗯

[00:04:12] 就是一顿饭吃200多道菜的

[00:04:15] 这个黄太厚

[00:04:17] 不行不行不行

[00:04:19] 我是八字拼农啊

[00:04:21] 它的成分太高啊

[00:04:22] 我不装这个

[00:04:24] 哎呦

[00:04:25] 这跟那成分他没关系

[00:04:28] 实话跟您说了吧

[00:04:29] 我这次就是招聘您呐

[00:04:31] 带上慈禧陪客人吃饭

[00:04:34] 那就更不行了

[00:04:35] 怎么着用文件呢

[00:04:38] 不许三陪

[00:04:43] 不让您专陪着吃

[00:04:45] 就让您在边上站着给他们当解说员

[00:04:48] 哦

[00:04:49] 那就说人家坐着我站着啊

[00:04:51] 对人这吃着我看着

[00:04:53] 对

[00:04:54] 那这慈禧不惨了点

[00:04:57] 你怎么还没明白你的身份呢

[00:04:59] 有啥身份呢

[00:05:00] 我不告诉你了吗

[00:05:02] 就是让你犯上慈禧拉客的

[00:05:05] 吃饭

[00:05:05] 那么你们要是早这么说

[00:05:07] 我不都明白了吗

[00:05:09] 什么山

[00:05:09] 我就是那托

[00:05:11] 对就是没错

[00:05:15] 对外别这么说

[00:05:16] 你怕啥的呢

[00:05:17] 电视早就曝光了

[00:05:19] 卖布的有布托

[00:05:20] 卖袜子有袜子拖

[00:05:22] 卖鞋的有鞋多

[00:05:23] 我就是那放歌业务训练开始上菜

[00:05:32] 哎呦喂

[00:05:34] 老人家

[00:05:35] 您请看

[00:05:36] 这是啥宫廷日月酒

[00:05:38] 皇上喝的

[00:05:39] 对呀

[00:05:40] 我能闻闻吗

[00:05:41] 请

[00:05:43] 嗯嗯

[00:05:45] 香香吧

[00:05:46] 二锅头

[00:05:47] 什么叫像二锅头啊

[00:05:49] 它就是二锅头

[00:05:50] 带着水呵

[00:05:53] 万罐头贵水啊

[00:05:57] 到了这了

[00:05:58] 就得叫宫廷玉月酒

[00:06:00] 哎呀

[00:06:01] 那得卖多少钱一杯呀

[00:06:03] 180 块

[00:06:04] 这这这这子卖180 块

[00:06:07] 哎呀

[00:06:07] 那咋家价不听俩字

[00:06:09] 都涨价了

[00:06:10] 这老太太您在这就好

[00:06:12] 我学吧

[00:06:13] 您呗

[00:06:14] 再看这道菜

[00:06:16] 这是啥菜

[00:06:17] 春运烩萃皇上吃的

[00:06:19] 嗯

[00:06:20] 那个白的呢

[00:06:21] 给我买白

[00:06:24] 说白萝卜

[00:06:26] 那到了这儿呢

[00:06:27] 就不能叫白萝卜

[00:06:29] 这得叫宫廷

[00:06:31] 它白萝卜

[00:06:33] 那绿的呢

[00:06:34] 宫廷青萝卜

[00:06:35] 红的呢

[00:06:36] 宫廷水萝卜

[00:06:37] 那个黄黄的我认识啊

[00:06:40] 是宫廷胡萝卜

[00:06:42] 太聪明了

[00:06:43] 宫廷胡萝卜

[00:06:44] 就这盘萝卜得卖五块钱吧

[00:06:47] 哪儿啊

[00:06:48] 80

[00:06:50] 这买80 啊

[00:06:51] 那得买多大一堆萝卜呀

[00:06:53] 我跟您说了吗

[00:06:55] 在这不能叫萝卜

[00:06:56] 就得叫群英荟萃

[00:07:00] 还群英荟萃

[00:07:01] 我看就是萝卜才会

[00:07:09] 谁告诉你这是萝卜开会呀

[00:07:13] 这都是皇上当年享用过的

[00:07:16] 告诉你

[00:07:17] 这公西大补

[00:07:18] 那皇上就拿萝卜福啊不要不怎么皇上个顶个的

[00:07:24] 益寿延年

[00:07:25] 长生不老呢

[00:07:27] 也不信然呢

[00:07:28] 怎么着那同治皇帝21 岁就没了

[00:07:31] 还有那先风黄旭

[00:07:34] 你问问

[00:07:36] 你怎么老这么抬杠啊

[00:07:37] 嗯

[00:07:38] 你拿他们给什么

[00:07:40] 你怎么不看看我

[00:07:42] 你怎么这么精神

[00:07:45] 你也补哟

[00:07:47] 我天天是日月酒敬着宫廷菜吃的

[00:07:50] 我是大补啊

[00:07:53] 哎呀

[00:07:54] 那都补的跟小西子似的

[00:07:59] 我这两天咱上减肥

[00:08:00] 那倒是减呢

[00:08:02] 倒是补啊

[00:08:03] 不想肥

[00:08:04] 你是总经理

[00:08:05] 我是总经理啊

[00:08:06] 那那那你是想不想在我这学

[00:08:09] 想想学到我交作业

[00:08:11] 待会我检查里报菜价

[00:08:14] 宋经理

[00:08:15] 请您到御膳房看看那宫廷土豆熟了没

[00:08:20] 快走好好点的

[00:08:24] ***

[00:08:24] 你死吧

[00:08:28] 我愿你奶奶个卷

[00:08:32] 我在你那要是毕了业

[00:08:33] 那我就成绑架的了

[00:08:36] 我傻子是出公不听

[00:08:38] 快

[00:08:39] 我说出琴

[00:08:40] 不

[00:08:41] 不是他们给我起的名字叫慈禧啊

[00:08:44] 一个是穆家军

[00:08:48] 我跟你说呀

[00:08:50] 这里的事可没有我呀

[00:08:51] 都是他们的菜价是

[00:08:55] 黑呀

[00:08:55] 真黑呀

[00:08:58] 不行

[00:08:58] 我要走了

[00:09:00] 要不然他一会儿还让我报菜价呢啊

[00:09:04] 明儿要听啊

[00:09:05] 好

[00:09:06] 明白了

[00:09:11] 买去了

[00:09:12] 来了来了

[00:09:13] 还练不练了

[00:09:15] 你别脱这工作服啊

[00:09:17] 你们儿子都练出汗了

[00:09:19] 这太投入了呦

[00:09:20] 投入好了吧

[00:09:21] 又好

[00:09:21] 我还得跟你交代交代

[00:09:23] 咱们这不但有慈禧办宴

[00:09:25] 还有宫廷乐舞

[00:09:27] 是吹拿捧唱

[00:09:28] 你要是就过这小曲

[00:09:30] 唱那么两嗓子

[00:09:31] 哎呦

[00:09:31] 这钱转那就更错了

[00:09:33] 要说唱

[00:09:34] 那就更没问题

[00:09:35] 哎呦

[00:09:36] 能唱我能唱

[00:09:38] 想想当初我们村啊

[00:09:40] 拍个小黑结婚

[00:09:42] 你说咋的啊

[00:09:43] 就让我演那小亲

[00:09:45] 让我演小亲呢

[00:09:46] 我就这么一试嗓子吧

[00:09:48] 哎呀

[00:09:48] 我这嗓子就高啊

[00:09:50] 你可不知道高到什么份上

[00:09:53] 就选了20 多个小二黑

[00:09:55] 我没结住啊

[00:09:56] 结果这婚他也没结成

[00:10:07] 您是不是先下了这

[00:10:10] 在家上炕上官子啊

[00:10:13] 再不是你们家炕头说的够热闹的

[00:10:16] 到底会唱什么呀

[00:10:17] 我啥都会唱

[00:10:18] 我在家我做饭

[00:10:19] 我都唱

[00:10:20] 嗯

[00:10:20] 就听您说吧

[00:10:21] 侄子你挺好吧

[00:10:23] 都佩服得了

[00:10:29] 炒肉溜猪馅土留馅

[00:10:33] 海有丝花

[00:10:34] 现在个白饼头

[00:10:35] 海子三子丝肉四两个半边菜

[00:10:40] 孩儿老酒郎来的我开

[00:10:46] 我早四房

[00:10:49] 你看的看的尝菜

[00:10:52] 我做的饭菜到底香不香香不香香哦

[00:11:02] 香死的人嘞

[00:11:04] 哎呀

[00:11:05] 我们这的饭菜也够香的

[00:11:06] 待会儿啊

[00:11:07] 您得编点词

[00:11:08] 把它给我唱出来关

[00:11:10] 等巧老太太哎

[00:11:12] 您可别光说不练

[00:11:18] 别说嘴呀

[00:11:21] 我要是耍嘴

[00:11:23] 我是个棒槌

[00:11:25] 蜻廷醉月酒100发一杯

[00:11:29] 这酒怎么样

[00:11:31] 听我给你吹

[00:11:33] 我吹

[00:11:34] 我吹

[00:11:36] 瞧我这张嘴呀

[00:11:38] 一杯你开胃

[00:11:40] 我喊了一声

[00:11:41] 杯

[00:11:42] 二杯你肾不亏

[00:11:44] 还是三杯五杯下两肚

[00:11:48] 保证你的小脸白透着红的

[00:11:53] 红里透着黑黑黑的黑不溜

[00:11:57] 绿了吧唧的衣

[00:11:58] 蓝弯弯的

[00:11:59] 什么草溜溜的嗨

[00:12:02] 粉嘟溜里草边那么美

[00:12:06] 哎呀

[00:12:06] 你可把我吓坏了

[00:12:08] 这酒怎么样啊

[00:12:10] 这酒真是美美呀美呀

[00:12:14] 美美美美美美美美美美什么呀

[00:12:22] 其实就是那个二锅头背贝那边还开水

[00:12:27] 真的把实话唱出来了

[00:12:28] 就这嘴秃噜了

[00:12:31] 你应该怎么唱

[00:12:39] 你看这道菜去灰飞的化石

[00:12:47] 我看一看

[00:12:49] 尝一尝

[00:12:52] 吃到你特别嘴中国

[00:12:56] 你不相信

[00:12:57] 你尝一块脆骨

[00:12:59] 对我吃了一块

[00:13:00] 要在嘴里却实他有点脆

[00:13:03] 为什么么痛悔能

[00:13:05] 能脆

[00:13:06] 为什么能你我

[00:13:08] 他为什么这么脆

[00:13:10] 他怎么这么脆

[00:13:11] 他就是一盆大萝卜

[00:13:15] 又把实话说出来了

[00:13:16] 你了都听清楚了

[00:13:18] 跟谁讲话呢

[00:13:19] 不佳琪

[00:13:21] 你打算开张啊

[00:13:23] 打算开张

[00:13:24] 我给你个秘方

[00:13:26] 快说呀

[00:13:27] 拿笔来啊

[00:13:30] 候着

[00:13:31] 拿笔来

[00:13:32] 拿笔来

[00:13:33] 这是老人家

[00:13:34] 老人家

[00:14:07] 我是小学

[00:14:10] 这什么意思啊

[00:14:11] 连啥意思都不懂

[00:14:12] 你真是棒槌

[00:14:14] 他说咱也是棒槌

[00:14:16] 你这老我的天呐

[00:14:18] 都四方云那路迢迢水旁茫

[00:14:23] 迷迷茫茫

[00:14:25] 一村又一桩生拾上