《Harper Valley PTA》歌词

[00:03:20] I wanna tell you all a story 'bout

[00:03:20] A Harper Valley widowed wife

[00:03:20] Who had a teenage daughter

[00:03:20] Who attended Harper Valley Junior High

[00:03:20] Well, her daughter came home one afternoon

[00:03:20] And didn't even stop to play

[00:03:20] And she said, "mom, I got a note here from the Harper Valley PTA"

[00:03:20] Well, the note said, "Mrs. Johnson

[00:03:20] You're wearin' your dresses way too high

[00:03:20] It's reported you've been drinking

[00:03:20] And a-running 'round with men and goin' wild

[00:03:20] And we don't believe you oughta be a-bringin' up

[00:03:20] Your little girl this way"

[00:03:20] And it was signed by the Secretary

[00:03:20] Harper Valley PTA

[00:03:20] Well, it happened that the PTA was gonna meet

[00:03:20] That very afternoon

[00:03:20] And they were sure surprised

[00:03:20] When Mrs. Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room

[00:03:20] And as she walked up to the blackboard

[00:03:20] I can still recall the words she had to say

[00:03:20] She said, "I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley PTA

[00:03:20] Well, there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there

[00:03:20] And seven times he's asked me for a date

[00:03:20] And Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use a lotta ice

[00:03:20] Whenever he's away

[00:03:20] And Mr. Baker can you tell us why

[00:03:20] Your secretary had to leave this town?

[00:03:20] And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep

[00:03:20] Her window shades all pulled completely down

[00:03:20] Well, Mr. Harper couldn't be here

[00:03:20] 'Cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again

[00:03:20] And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath

[00:03:20] You'll find she's had a little nip of gin

[00:03:20] And then you have the nerve to tell me

[00:03:20] You think that as the mother I'm not fit

[00:03:20] Well, this is just a little Peyton Place

[00:03:20] And you're all Harper Valley hypocrites"

[00:03:20] No, I wouldn't put you on because it really did

[00:03:20] It happened just this way

[00:03:20] The day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA

[00:03:20] The day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA