《Friends S02E20 The One Where Old Yeller Dies》歌词

[00:00:08] -What you guys doing? -Monica's making us watch Old Yeller. 你们在干嘛？ 摩妮卡逼我们看“老黄狗”

[00:00:13] Why are you guys upset? It's Old Yeller. It's a happy movie. 那你们在伤心什么？ 这是一部快乐的电影啊

[00:00:18] -What? -What are you talking about? 什么？ 你在胡扯什么？

[00:00:20] Come on. Happy family gets a dog. 少来了，快乐家庭养了一只狗

[00:00:22] Frontier fun! 荒野之乐

[00:00:26] Pheebs,what about the end? 对呀，但是结局呢？

[00:00:28] When Yeller saves the family and everyone's happy? 是老黄救全家人于狼口之中 大家皆大欢喜

[00:00:31] That's not the end. 那不是结局

[00:00:38] What about when he has rabies? 那它生狂犬病的情节呢？

[00:00:40] He doesn't have rabies. He has babies. 它没有生狂犬病 它生了小宝宝

[00:00:45] That's what my mom said. 我妈说的

[00:00:47] I don't think she'd want you to see what's about to happen. 菲比，我猜你妈 不想你看接下来的剧情

[00:00:52] Why? What's about to happen? 为什么？接下来怎么样？

[00:00:54] I've never seen this part. 这部份我从没看过

[00:00:56] Hey,Travis,what you doing with that gun? 崔维，你拿枪干什么？

[00:01:01] Oh,no. 不…

[00:01:03] No,no,Travis,put down the gun. 崔维，把枪放下来

[00:01:05] No,no,he's your buddy. He's your Yeller. 不要…它是你的伙伴 是你的老黄

[00:01:08] No! The end! The end! 不…剧终…

[00:01:13] Okay,what kind of a sick doggy snuff film is this? 这算什么病态的狗电影？

[00:01:18] The One Where Old Yeller Dies

[00:01:25] 六人行 第2季 第20集 猎狗之死

[00:02:06] Have you guys eaten? Richard and l just finished,and we've got leftovers. 你们吃过了吗？我跟理查 刚吃过，我们还有剩菜

[00:02:11] Chicken and potatoes. 鸡肉跟马铃薯

[00:02:14] What am I wearing? 我穿什么？

[00:02:16] Actually,nothing but rubber gloves. 事实上，塑胶手套而已

[00:02:25] One of these times,you'll really be naked and we won't come over. 有一天你会真的一丝不挂 而我们却不会过来了

[00:02:29] I got a leg,three breasts and a wing. 我有条腿，三块胸跟一根翅膀

[00:02:31] How do you find clothes that fit? 那你怎么找得到衣服穿？

[00:02:35] Hey,Monica? We got a question. 摩妮卡，我们有问题

[00:02:38] All right,yes,I see other women in the shower at the gym. 好吧，再说一遍，对，我在 健身房浴室会看到别的女人

[00:02:41] And no,I don't look. 不，我目不斜视

[00:02:44] No,not that one. 不，不是那个

[00:02:45] We're figuring out who to bring to the Nicks game. 我们在想今晚带谁去看 尼克队赛球，我们多了一张票

[00:02:48] Ross can't go,so it's between my friend Eric Prower,who has breath issues... 对，罗斯不能去，所以要嘛 就是我朋友包艾力，他有口臭

[00:02:53] ...and Dan,with the poking. "Did you see that play?" …或是丹，他爱戳人 “你看到了吗？”

[00:02:57] "You want more beer? Is that Spike Lee?" “还要啤酒吗？” “那是史派克李吗？”

[00:03:03] Why don't you ask Richard? 为什么不问理查？

[00:03:06] Richard,if you had an extra ticket to the Nicks game... 理查，如果你有多一张 尼克队球赛的票…

[00:03:12] ...and you had to choose between a friend who smelled... …而你必须从有口臭…

[00:03:15] ...and one who bruises you, who would you pick? …跟会戳人的朋友当中选 你会选谁？

[00:03:20] Being a huge Nicks fan myself... 对一个大尼克迷来说…

[00:03:22] ... I think you should take someone who's a huge Nicks fan. …我想你们应该选一个 大尼克迷

[00:03:29] That's Eric. 那就艾力好了

[00:03:31] Glad to be of help. Matches. 乐意效劳，不客气

[00:03:35] I meant,why don't you take Richard to the game? 我是说 你们为什么不请理查去？

[00:03:39] What? 怎么样？

[00:03:42] -I don't know. -Come on! 我不知道 少来了

[00:03:44] He keeps his fingers to himself, and he's always minty fresh. 他从来不会乱指乱戳 口气永远芳香自然

[00:03:52] Plus,he's old 加上他又老…

[00:03:56] er than some people. …对某些人来说

[00:03:59] But younger than some buildings. 但他比某些建筑要年轻一点

[00:04:04] So what,he's a little older. Big deal. 他老一点又怎么样？

[00:04:07] He's important to me. 他对我而言是很重要的

[00:04:08] If you ask him, he might take you in his Jag. 你们问他的话 他或许会开积架车去哦

[00:04:16] How do we say yes... 我们要怎么说…

[00:04:18] ...and make it seem like it's not just to ride in the cool car? …才不会听起来像 为了要搭他的酷车才邀请他去

[00:04:22] Okay,this could be tough. 这有点棘手

[00:04:27] We'll bring him, but only if he takes the Jaguar. 他如果开积架车来 我们才会带他去

[00:04:33] You almost had it. 你差点办到了

[00:04:41] No,no,you're fine. You're fine. 不…你没问题…

[00:04:46] Hi,honey. 亲爱的

[00:04:48] You are not gonna believe what happened! 你们一定不会相信 发生了什么事

[00:04:50] We were playing on the floor, and he grabs the table... 我们坐在那边地板上玩 他抓住了桌子…

[00:04:54] ...and he pulls himself up! …把自己拉起来了

[00:04:57] He pulled himself up! 他把自己拉起来了

[00:05:00] Standing man! 他会站

[00:05:02] I'm sorry you missed it, but I did tape it if you wanna see it. 很遗撼你们错过，但我 录下来了，你们要看的话…

[00:05:07] We know. He already did it last week. 我们知道，他上个礼拜就会了

[00:05:09] You can watch our tape if you want. 你可以看我们的带子

[00:05:12] See,I don't believe this. I missed the first time of everything. 我真不敢相信 我错过每个第一次了

[00:05:16] The first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. 我错过他第一次翻身 他第一次爬

[00:05:20] What else? Has he spoken? Is he driving? 我还错过了什么？ 他说话了吗？会开车了吗？

[00:05:22] Does he have a favorite liqueur? 他有偏好的甜酒吗？

[00:05:25] He is getting closer on the talking thing. 他好像也快要会说话了

[00:05:28] He can't quite say "mama" yet, but once he said "Yemen." 他还不会说妈妈 可是有一次他说“叶门”

[00:05:31] See,I don't know. I'm so sick of missing stuff. 我受不了老是错过

[00:05:35] I want him for more than a day. I want him for a whole weekend. 我不要只照顾他一天而已 我要他一整个周末

[00:05:39] Listen. I feel 你听着，我是说我觉得…

[00:05:40] That would be great. 没问题

[00:05:45] Really? I had a whole speech prepared. 真的？我正准备要大发议论

[00:05:48] Oh,shoot,that would've been fun. 讨厌，那会很好玩的

[00:05:54] Did you see? He just waved! He just waved! 他刚刚挥手…

[00:05:57] He's never waved before! 他从来没有挥过手

[00:06:00] Yes,he has. Very good. 他挥过？好极了

[00:06:05] What you got there? 菲菲，那是什么？

[00:06:07] Love Story,Brian's Song and Terms of Endearment. “爱的故事”“布莱恩之歌” 还有“亲密关系”

[00:06:12] All you need now is The Killing Fields and guacamole,and you got a party! 现在只缺“杀戳战场” 跟一些鹗季酱你就可以狂欢了

[00:06:18] I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident... 对呀，我跟我奶奶讲了 那个“老黄狗”那件事…

[00:06:21] ...and she said my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies... …她说我妈总是不让我们看 那种悲伤电影的结局…

[00:06:25] ...to shield us from the pain and sadness. …好让我们不用痛苦伤心

[00:06:28] You know,before she killed herself. 在她自杀之前

[00:06:35] Where's Richard? Did you ditch him? 他人呢？理查呢？ 你们甩了他吗？

[00:06:37] After we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. 对，在抢了他的午餐钱 还有拉了他内裤之后

[00:06:42] What's the matter? He's parking the car. 你这人怎么搞的？他在停车

[00:06:45] -Did you guys have fun? -Your boyfriend is so cool. 那你们玩得开心吗？ 你的男朋友真的好酷

[00:06:49] He let us drive his Jaguar. Joey for 12 blocks. Me for 15. 对，他让我们开他的车 乔伊12条街，我15条街

[00:06:55] He must like you best. 他一定最喜欢你

[00:06:57] What about when he tipped the guy who showed us to our seats? 还有他给那个 帮我们带位的人小费那件事

[00:07:00] You never even saw the money. 他连多少都没看，就像这样

[00:07:03] Hey,Chandler,thanks for showing us to our seats. 钱德，谢谢你帮我们带位 不用客气

[00:07:06] You're welcome. Hey,Joey, thanks for parking the car. 乔伊，谢谢你帮我停车

[00:07:10] No problem. 没问题

[00:07:13] -Hey,Chandler -I think they get it. 钱德… 我想她们懂了

[00:07:18] There's the man! 他来了

[00:07:21] Hey,you're getting better. 你越来越行了

[00:07:23] I'm gonna keep this. 对了，我要留着这个

[00:07:27] He kept my dollar. 他留下我的钱

[00:07:34] Your first weekend without Ben. What are you doing? 第一个没有班的周末 你们两个要做什么？

[00:07:37] We're going to colonial Williamsburg. 我们要南下去威廉斯堡玩

[00:07:39] A woman I went to college with is the first female blacksmith there. 对，我大学一个女同学 刚成为那里第一个女铁匠

[00:07:44] They're a little behind the times in colonial Williamsburg. 威廉斯堡那边是有点落伍了

[00:07:48] Look,I better go before Mommy starts weeping. 好吧 我们最好在掉眼泪之前走了

[00:07:52] -We love you. -Bye,Mommy. 我们爱你 再见，妈咪

[00:07:54] Have a good time. 好好玩

[00:08:00] Look. 看

[00:08:08] Joey,do you know we can see you from here? 乔伊 你知道我们看得到你吗？

[00:08:12] How come Richard looks cooler with one of these? 为什么理查抽起这个 比我酷那么多？

[00:08:15] You may wanna light it and lose the spatula. 首先，你或许要先点燃 还有放下那支锅铲

[00:08:20] It's cute,you trying to be more like Richard. 你想模仿理查，我觉得很可爱

[00:08:23] Not like him,per se. 也不是这样

[00:08:25] Just not unlike him. 只是不要不像他

[00:08:37] It's the artist formerly known as Chandler. 看，是以前 叫钱德的那个艺术家

[00:08:41] I'm just trying something here, you know? 我不过是想试试看

[00:08:44] Why didn't you grow a mustache? 乔伊，你为什么不留胡子？

[00:08:46] We flipped for it. 我们丢铜板

[00:08:47] I got the cigar, he got the mustache. 我丢到抽雪茄，他丢到留胡子

[00:08:51] If we both grew them, we'd look like dorks. 我想我们都留的话会有点驴啦

[00:08:54] You really sidestepped that land mine. 是呀，你们真的躲过那一劫了

[00:08:58] I promised Richard we'd meet him downstairs. 我们得走了 我答应理查在楼下见

[00:09:00] You're meeting Richard? 你们要见理查？

[00:09:02] -Ranger game. -Didn't he tell you? 对，我们要去看曲棍球赛 对，他没告诉你吗？

[00:09:04] He said he was going out with the guys. I didn't know that was you. 他告诉我他跟男人出去 我只是不知道男人是你们

[00:09:07] You hear that? 你听到了吗？

[00:09:09] We're the guys! 我们是男人

[00:09:12] With that mustache, he reminds me of Aunt Sylvia. 钱德留那胡子 像不像西维亚姑妈？

[00:09:14] Thank you! 谢谢

[00:09:21] 中央公园

[00:09:25] Hi. We're visiting. 我们来拜访

[00:09:27] It's Ben and his dada. 是小班跟他爹爹

[00:09:33] Can you say "dada"? 爹爹，你会说“爹爹”吗？

[00:09:36] I'm telling your mommies you said it, so you might as well. 你妈咪们说你说了，你试试啊

[00:09:39] No luck,huh? 运气不好？

[00:09:41] A while ago, I got a "seh" out of him... 不好，不久以前 他发了一个“二”的音

[00:09:44] ...which I thought might turn into "seh-condary caregiver," but.... 我想那也可以勉强说 是二褓姆的意思…

[00:09:51] Would you hold him for a sec? I gotta take this off. 帮我抱一下，好吗？ 我得把这个拿下来

[00:09:55] Sure. Okay. 好的

[00:10:03] What are you doing? 你在干什么？

[00:10:04] I'm holding Ben. 我在抱班啊

[00:10:09] He's a baby,not a bomb. 对，他是个婴儿，不是炸弹

[00:10:15] This is how I would hold a football. 我就是这样抱足球的

[00:10:20] Sorry,I'm not very good with babies. I haven't been around them. 对不起，我不太会带孩子 我是说，我没接触过他们

[00:10:27] -It's all right. No big deal. -Really? 没关系，没什么大不了的 真的？

[00:10:30] I'm sure you'll feel different when it's our baby. 我相信如果他是我们的宝宝 会让你完全改观

[00:10:33] -What? -What? 什么？ 什么？

[00:10:38] Yeah. I mean.... 对，我是说…

[00:10:41] Actually,I kind of think that we'll have two babies. 事实上，我想我们会有 有两个宝宝

[00:10:46] Two babies? 两个宝宝？

[00:10:49] You know,a boy and a girl. 对，一男一女

[00:10:51] Hopefully,the girl will come first, so Ben won't feel competitive. 我希望先生女的，所以小班 不会觉得有太大的竞争

[00:10:57] Then what's gonna happen? 那接下来呢？

[00:10:59] We won't wanna raise kids in the city, so we'll move to Scarsdale. 我们不希望孩子在城市里长大 所以我们或许会搬到史卡戴

[00:11:05] We'll be far enough from our parents so we don't have to see them... 我们会住得离我们的父母够远 所以不用常常看到他们…

[00:11:09] ... but close enough that they can baby-sit. …但又不会太远 所以随时可以请他们来带小孩

[00:11:12] And yes,I know the taxes are a little higher than Nassau County... 没错，我知道那里的税 是比那梭郡要高一点…

[00:11:16] ... but the school system's great. …但学校制度据说非常非常棒

[00:11:21] Wow,that's great! Great! 太棒了…

[00:11:24] Okay,wow! You know what? 你知道吗？

[00:11:27] I'm off my break now. 我休息完了

[00:11:30] Here. You take this. 所以你拿着

[00:11:34] I'm gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. 我要去帮这些好人倒咖啡了

[00:11:38] Look at that. I don't have a pot. 你瞧瞧，我没有咖啡壶

[00:11:43] Or in Scarsdale. Hey,is that a door? 或是史卡戴，那是门吗？

[00:11:52] Hey,Pheebs. What's happening? 菲菲，怎么了？

[00:11:54] Murder,cancer,soccer teams eating each other in the Andes. 谋杀，癌症 足球队在安地斯山脉吃来吃去

[00:12:00] So you watched the movies? 你看了电影了？

[00:12:02] What is happening to the world? 这个世界到底怎么了？

[00:12:05] I mean.... No,no,because E.T. Ieaves... 我是说，因为ET走了…

[00:12:08] ...and Rocky loses. Charlotte dies. …洛基输了，夏绿蒂死了

[00:12:11] Charlotte who? 哪个夏绿蒂？

[00:12:14] She dies. She has babies and dies. 它死了，它生了宝宝后就死了

[00:12:16] It's like,"Welcome home from the hospital." Thud! 那就像…“欢迎从医院回来”

[00:12:21] You wanna feel better? 想不想舒服一点？

[00:12:26] Here. Watch this. 来，看这个

[00:12:28] It's a Wonderful Life. I've heard of this. “人生真美妙”这个我听说过

[00:12:31] So you can't lose. It's there in the title. 所以没问题，片名说明了一切

[00:12:34] Wonderfulness is baked right in. 包你美妙得不得了

[00:12:36] I fell for that with Pride of the Yankees. 拜托，我差点就被 “北方佬的骄傲”给骗了

[00:12:39] I thought I'd see a film about Yankee pride. 我以为我要看的是 关于“北方佬的骄傲”

[00:12:41] And boom! The guy gets Lou Gehrig's disease. 然后… 那个傢伙得了路葛瑞症

[00:12:46] The guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kind of see it coming? 那个傢伙叫路葛瑞 你没预感吗？

[00:12:52] Watch that. It'll restore all your faith in humanity. 你看就是了，我保证能 让你恢复对人类的信心

[00:12:56] Hey,big guy. Game time. 大个儿，球赛时间到了

[00:12:58] -Hey! Be right there! -There's a game? 好，马上来 有球赛

[00:13:01] I just got my Pik-Up Stiks back from the shop. 对，我刚从店里 拿了棍子玩具回来

[00:13:05] Bring your nerves of steel. 带着你的铁胆来

[00:13:09] It's the basketball playoffs. 是篮球决赛

[00:13:12] I appreciate this,but you don't have to hang out with them for me. 亲爱的，我不喜欢你这样 但是你不用为了我跟他们混

[00:13:16] They have each other. 反正他们两个可以做伴

[00:13:18] Oh,no,honey. I mean,don't worry. 不，亲爱的，别担心

[00:13:20] I like hanging out with them. They're different than my other friends. 我很喜欢跟他们混，很好玩 他们跟我别的朋友不同

[00:13:30] All right,that's great. Then just go. 好吧，那就去吧

[00:13:33] Go Nicks! 加油，尼克队

[00:13:36] -Then,go Vassar! -They're not in it. 加油，瓦萨 他们没比

[00:13:39] Okay,then just go. 那加油吧

[00:13:43] Why does this bother me so much? 我为什么要那么在意呢？

[00:13:45] I'm not one of those people who wants to spend 24 hours a day together. 我并不想当那种要男友 24小时都跟她们在一起的人

[00:13:50] Sure. 对呀

[00:13:52] He just doesn't have much free time. What do I do? 只是他空闲的时间不多 我不知道，我到底该怎么办？

[00:13:55] Does it matter? You'll just die or divorce or blow your pet's head off. 有关系吗？你始终都会死 或离婚，或枪杀你的宠物

[00:14:03] Me too! 我也是

[00:14:04] Rachel,I got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys 瑞秋，我有个问题 理查又跟他们做计划了…

[00:14:08] Ross made plans for the century. 对，罗斯刚计划了整个世纪

[00:14:10] I'm gonna go read Cosmo. Maybe there's something helpful in it. 我想我要回房去看杂志了 或许会读到什么有用的

[00:14:14] If not,I can learn how to do a bikini wax with leftover Christmas candles. 不然至少可以学会 怎样用圣诞树剩下的蜡烛除毛

[00:14:22] What happened back there? 你刚刚是怎么回事？

[00:14:24] I don't know. You tell me. 不知道，你告诉我吧

[00:14:26] One minute I'm holding Ben, then I've got two kids... 我刚刚还像抱足球一样抱着班 接下来我就有两个孩子…

[00:14:29] ... I'm living in Scarsdale complaining about taxes! …住在史卡戴，抱怨着税太高

[00:14:32] Well,I'm sorry. I think about stuff. 那抱歉，我就是爱东想西想

[00:14:35] You're at work,you're assembling bones, your mind wanders. 我是说，工作的时候 一边弄骨头就会一边乱想嘛

[00:14:39] You've planned out the next 20 years. We've dated for six weeks! 你计划了我们往后二十年生活 我们才在一起六周

[00:14:43] You never think about our future? 你从不想未来的事吗？

[00:14:45] I think about whose apartment we'll sleep at tomorrow... 想，但我想的是 我们明晚住谁那边好…

[00:14:48] ...and where we'll have dinner next Saturday! …下个礼拜六晚上 我们去哪里吃晚饭

[00:14:51] I do not think about our children's names! 我不会去想 我们的孩子会叫什么名字

[00:14:58] No,I mean,you know. I read a book, and there was a girl named Emily. 不…我…我是说我看到一本书 里头有个女孩叫蜜莉

[00:15:03] And I thought that might be good. 我觉得…我觉得还不错

[00:15:07] What book? 哪一本书？

[00:15:09] The Big Book of Children's Names. “儿童命名大观”

[00:15:14] Okay,listen. 你听着

[00:15:15] What we have is amazing. 我们在一起很棒

[00:15:17] But I do not want everything decided for me! 但我不要别人为我决定好一切

[00:15:20] I spent my whole life like that. 我那样过一辈子了

[00:15:22] It's what I had with Barry. That's a reason I left. 我跟贝利就是那样 那是我离开的原因之一

[00:15:24] I like not knowing right now. 我喜欢有未知

[00:15:27] Sorry if that scares you,but if you wanna be with me,deal with that! 如果那样吓着了你，那很抱歉 但若你要跟我在一起就接受吧

[00:15:31] -Okay,fine! -Thank you! 好，很好 谢谢

[00:15:33] -We're not done! -I didn't know that. 还没完呢 那我不知道

[00:15:36] You're with a guy who won't stop planning his future with you. 跟你在一起的人 不会停止去计划他跟你的未来

[00:15:40] He knows we'll end up together. 因为他知道我们最后会在一起

[00:15:42] If that scares you,tough! You'll have to deal with that. 如果你害怕了，很不幸 因为你必须学会接受

[00:15:45] -I will! -Good,because I love you! 很好，我会的 好，因为我爱你

[00:15:49] -That's the first time we've said that! -Yes,it is! 我们第一次互相说我爱你 没错

[00:15:52] -I'm gonna kiss you! -You better! 那我就要亲你了 最好是这样

[00:16:02] Thanks for the great movie tip. 谢谢你给我的建议

[00:16:04] -Did you like it? -Oh,yeah. 你喜欢吗？ 喜欢

[00:16:06] I don't know if I was happier when George Bailey destroyed the business... 我不知道我是该在 贝乔治毁了家庭事业之后…

[00:16:10] ...or Donna Reed cried or when the pharmacist made his ear bleed. …还是在李唐娜哭是在药剂师 害他耳朵流血时会比较快乐

[00:16:19] I didn't watch it. I was too depressed. 结局我根本就没看 我太沮丧了

[00:16:21] It kept getting worse! It should've been called: 剧情越来越叫人家失望 这片子应该叫：

[00:16:23] "It's a Sucky Life,And Just When You Think It Can't Suck Anymore,It Does!" “人生真衰就在你觉得 无法更衰时，它更衰”

[00:16:30] IKick,save! And... 我踢球…

[00:16:32] ...denied! …接住

[00:16:34] He gets it back. Pass to the middle,lines it up.... 但他抢回来，传到中间 然后准备踢，碰…

[00:16:38] Yes! 太棒了！

[00:16:39] Could that shot be any prettier? 那球还可以踢得更漂亮吗？

[00:16:43] Man,you are incredible. 老兄，你真厉害

[00:16:45] We had a table in college. 我们大学时也有这玩意儿

[00:16:47] Really? I didn't know they had foosball in the 1800s. 我不晓得 1800年也有桌上足球

[00:16:51] Nice mustache. At puberty, that thing will really kick in. 对了，你的胡子不错 青春期一到就会茂盛起来

[00:16:59] Not to sound too Florence Henderson, but dinner's on the table. 我也不想太像个好太太 但晚餐做好了

[00:17:03] One more point. 再玩一下

[00:17:07] Score! 得分

[00:17:10] Now can we go? 可以走了吗？

[00:17:12] That's why we don't let her play. 看吧，所以我们才不让她玩

[00:17:17] Is everything all right? 一切都还好吧？

[00:17:21] Don't be mad at him. It's our fault. 听我说，别跟他生气 是我们的错

[00:17:23] I'm sorry we've been hogging his time. 我们占了他太多时间了

[00:17:25] He's just really great to hang out with. 是呀，跟他真的是很棒

[00:17:28] -Well.... -No,seriously. 这个嘛… 不…说真的

[00:17:29] We just talked about this. He is so much cooler than our dads. 我跟钱德刚才还在说 他比我们的爸爸酷多了

[00:17:36] Our dads are okay and all, but Richard is just 我是说我们爸爸是还好啦 可是理查好…

[00:17:39] What are you kicking me for? 你踢我干什么？

[00:17:42] I'm trying to talk here. 我正在讲话，你…

[00:17:47] You guys see me as a dad? 你们觉得我是父字辈的？

[00:17:49] -Oh,yeah! -No! 对呀 不

[00:17:55] You're just clearly not familiar with our young persons' vernacular. 你很显然不了解 我们年轻人的用语

[00:17:59] When we say "dad," we mean "buddy." 我们“爸爸”的意思是指兄弟

[00:18:03] We mean "pal." 是“伙伴”的意思

[00:18:05] No,seriously. Joey's my dad. 我说真的，乔伊他是我爸

[00:18:11] Monica's my dad. 摩妮卡也是我爸

[00:18:13] I've even got some dads down at work. 我们公司里还有一些我爸爸

[00:18:16] That's fine. 没问题

[00:18:17] Well,your other dad and I are gonna go have a romantic evening. 你们的另外一个爸爸跟我 要去有一个浪漫的夜晚了

[00:18:22] I'll just see you kids around. 孩子们，我们改天见了

[00:18:24] Nighty-night. 晚安了

[00:18:26] You're not a dad! 你不是一个爸

[00:18:29] I can't believe you got us into trouble. 真不敢相信你干的好事

[00:18:37] So are you okay? 你还好吗？

[00:18:41] Just... 很好…

[00:18:42] ... I feel like I'm about a hundred. …我只是觉得自己好老

[00:18:45] I thought I was just one of the guys. 我还以为我跟他们一样

[00:18:48] Come here. 过来

[00:18:50] I'll make you feel like one of the guys. 我会让你觉得 你跟他们一样

[00:18:58] For a really cool guy, you suck at foosball. 对一个很酷的人来说 你的足球烂透了

[00:19:02] I was killing them. 我痛宰了他们

[00:19:04] Yeah,well they suck too. 他们也很烂

[00:19:10] You take the poopy diaper and put it in the poopy diaper pail. 对，然后你把有便便的尿布 丢到便便尿布桶里去

[00:19:14] Calling it a "poopy diaper" doesn't make this process any cuter. 美其名为便便尿布 并不会让这个过程更可爱

[00:19:22] -It's us. -Come on up. 是我们 上来吧

[00:19:24] I'll get his stuff together. 我去准备他其他的东西

[00:19:26] Okay,we can do this now, can't we,Ben? 我们做得到的，是不是，班？

[00:19:29] Yes,we can. 对，我们可以

[00:19:31] Yes,we can. 对，我们可以

[00:19:34] There! I did it! 好了

[00:19:37] I did it! 我换好了

[00:19:40] Look at that! 你瞧瞧

[00:19:42] It stays on and everything. 紧紧的包在屁屁上

[00:19:51] I'm sorry. What did you just say? Did you just say "hi"? 对不起，你刚刚说什么？ 你刚刚说“嗨”啊？

[00:19:55] Oh,my God! Ross? Ben just said hi! 天啊，罗斯… 班刚说“嗨”耶

[00:19:58] -What? -Ben just said hi! 什么？ 班刚说“嗨”

[00:20:00] What,the word "hi"? 什么？嗨那个字？

[00:20:01] No,my Uncle Hi. 不，我的嗨舅舅

[00:20:04] Great! And I missed that too. I miss everything! 棒透了，我也错过了 我错过一切了

[00:20:07] Oh,I'm sorry. I guess I just bring it out in him. 我猜我太有魅力了

[00:20:12] -Where is he? -We missed you. 他在哪里？ 我们想你

[00:20:14] We missed you so much! Come here,Ben. 我们好想你 过来，班

[00:20:18] Guess what? Ben just said his first word. 你们猜，班刚说了哪个字？

[00:20:23] Something about hi. 什么嗨不嗨的

[00:20:26] That's so exciting! Mommy's so proud of you! 真是令人兴奋 妈咪好骄傲哦

[00:20:39] This could go on for a while. 这可能要玩很久

[00:20:41] You're right. We've got a cab waiting. 计程车还在楼下等我们呢

[00:20:43] Well,this was fun. 这真好玩 好的

[00:20:45] We should do it again sometime,Ben. What do you say? 我们改天一定还要这样子 班，你说怎么样呢？

[00:20:50] -All right,so I've got him...? -Tuesday. 好吧，下一次是… 礼拜二

[00:20:53] Bye,you guys. 再见了

[00:20:54] -Take care. -Bye,Ben. 保重 拜，班

[00:21:00] Did he just say "bye"? 他刚刚…他…他刚刚说拜吗？

[00:21:02] He said bye! 他说拜…

[00:21:04] You said bye! He said bye to me! 你对我说拜，他对我说拜

[00:21:06] Yes,he did! 没错

[00:21:08] Suddenly I'm seeing him go off to college! 我已经可以幻想他去上大学了

[00:21:12] We've gotta go. We've got that cab downstairs. 我们得走了，计程车在楼下等

[00:21:16] See you later. 拜拜…

[00:21:35] Look at this nice deep hole I dug. Hey,Bert... 我看挖的这个洞好深 柏特…

[00:21:38] ...isn't this a nice hole here? …这洞是不是挖得很好？

[00:21:41] Ben,this is the part where Ernie buries Bert in the sand and can't find him. 班，这是在演厄尼把柏特 埋在沙里头，然后找不到他

[00:21:46] Now,I've looked ahead on the tape, and he does find him again. 现在，我已经先看过了 他后来有找到他

[00:21:52] But before that happens, there's some rough going for a while. 可是，在那之前呢 会先有一些让人很难受的

[00:21:56] But I think we can handle it. 可是我想我们挺得住

[00:21:59] And there's just the alphabet, but we know that ends well,so.... 这些只是…只是字母而已 可是我知道结局会很好的…

[00:22:04] Here we go. 好，继续了

[00:22:05] Bert? Bert? 柏特？… 他刚刚还在这里

[00:22:09] What happened to my friend Bert? He was here just a moment ago. 我的朋友柏特怎么了？

[00:22:15] I'm so glad you're here. 我真高兴你在这里

[00:22:19] Bye-bye,baby. 拜拜，宝贝