《Fings Ain’t Wot They Used T’ Be》歌词

[00:00:00] Fings Ain't Wot They Used T' Be - Max Bygraves

[00:00:08] Hoi do me a favour

[00:00:11] They changed our local Palais into a bowling alley

[00:00:16] And fings ain't what they used t' be

[00:00:22] There's Teds wiv drainpipe trousers

[00:00:25] And Debs in coffee houses

[00:00:27] And fings ain't what they used t' be

[00:00:32] There used to be Trams not very quick

[00:00:36] Gotcha from place to place

[00:00:38] But now there's just jams 'alf a mile fick

[00:00:41] Stay in the human race I'm walking

[00:00:44] They stuck parking meters outside our doors to

[00:00:49] Greet us

[00:00:50] Now Fings ain't what they used t' be

[00:00:58] Corr monkeys flying round the moon

[00:01:01] We'll be up there with 'em soon

[00:01:04] Fings ain't what they used t' be

[00:01:09] Once our beer was frothy

[00:01:12] But now its frothy coffee well

[00:01:15] Fings ain't what they used t'be

[00:01:19] It used to be fun Dad an' old Mum

[00:01:23] Paddling down Southend

[00:01:25] But now it ain't done

[00:01:27] Never mind chum

[00:01:29] Paris is where we spend our outin's

[00:01:32] Grandma tries to shock us all

[00:01:34] Doing knees up rock 'n' roll

[00:01:37] Fings ain't wot they used t' be

[00:01:42] We used to have stars

[00:01:44] Singers who sung a Dixie melody

[00:01:48] They're buying guitars plinkty plonk

[00:01:51] Backing their selves wiv three chords only

[00:01:54] Once we'd dance from 12 to 3

[00:01:57] I've got news for Elvis P

[00:02:00] Fings ain't what they used taaa

[00:02:03] There's a lot we used taaa

[00:02:06] Fings ain't what they used taa beeeee