《Keep It Gay(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Keep It Gay(Album Version) - Mel Brooks, Original Motion Picture Soundtrack

[00:00:00] Did you get a chance yet to read Springtime for Hitler

[00:00:02] Read it I devoured it

[00:00:05] And I found it remarkable

[00:00:06] Remarkable

[00:00:07] Then you'll do it

[00:00:08] Do it Of course not

[00:00:10] It's not my kind of thing

[00:00:11] I mean Max please

[00:00:13] World War II

[00:00:14] Ooooh

[00:00:15] Too dark too depressing

[00:00:17] The theater's so obsessed

[00:00:18] With drama so depressed

[00:00:20] It's hard to sell a ticket on Broadway

[00:00:23] Shows should be more pretty

[00:00:25] Shows should be more witty

[00:00:27] Shows should be more what's the word

[00:00:31] Gay

[00:00:33] Exactly

[00:00:34] No matter what you do on the stage

[00:00:38] Keep it light keep it bright keep it gay

[00:00:42] Whether it's murder mayhem or rage

[00:00:46] Don't complain it's a pain keep it gay

[00:00:50] People want laughter when they see a show

[00:00:54] The last thing they're after is a litany of woe

[00:00:57] A happy ending will pep up your play

[00:01:01] Oedipus won't bomb

[00:01:03] If he winds up with mom

[00:01:05] Keep it gay

[00:01:06] Keep it gay

[00:01:07] Keep it gay

[00:01:09] Couldn't we agree more

[00:01:11] And you have our blessings

[00:01:12] Roger to make Springtime for Hitler

[00:01:14] Just as gay as anyone could possibly want

[00:01:17] So c'mon do it for us please

[00:01:18] I'm sorry Max It's simply not my cup of tea

[00:01:22] Still fair is fair

[00:01:24] Perhaps I should ask my production team what they think

[00:01:27] Your production team

[00:01:28] Who are they

[00:01:29] You'll see

[00:01:29] They all live here

[00:01:31] Guys Come say hello to Bialystock and Bloom

[00:01:34] This is my set designer Bryan

[00:01:38] Keep it mad keep it glad keep it gay

[00:01:41] Here's my costume designer Kevin

[00:01:45] Hello

[00:01:46] Keep it happy keep it snappy keep it gay

[00:01:49] We're clever creative

[00:01:51] It's our job to see

[00:01:53] That ev'rything's perfect

[00:01:55] For Mr De Bris

[00:01:57] Scott my choreographer

[00:01:59] Hi there

[00:02:09] And finally last and least my lighting designer Shirley Markowitz

[00:02:17] Keep it gay keep it gay keep it gay

[00:02:24] Now they all just read Springtime

[00:02:27] What did you think of it fellas

[00:02:28] It needs glamour

[00:02:29] And glitz

[00:02:30] It needs sequins

[00:02:32] And tits

[00:02:33] Roger I think that Springtime for Hitler

[00:02:36] Would be a marvelous opportunity for you

[00:02:37] I mean up to now you've always been associated with

[00:02:41] There I say frivolous musicals

[00:02:43] You're right

[00:02:44] I've often felt as though

[00:02:44] I've been throwing my life away on silly little entertainments

[00:02:48] Deopy showgirls in gooey gowns

[00:02:51] It's enough to make you heave

[00:02:52] Nonetheless I'm sorry Max

[00:02:54] I just couldn't do Springtime for Hitler

[00:02:56] Why not Think of the respect

[00:02:57] No

[00:02:58] Think of the prestige

[00:02:59] No no no

[00:03:00] Think of the Tony

[00:03:02] Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony

[00:03:06] What's the matter

[00:03:07] Is he all right

[00:03:08] He's having a stroke

[00:03:09] What

[00:03:09] Of genius

[00:03:10] I see it At last the chance to do something important

[00:03:14] Roger de Bris presents history

[00:03:17] Of course that whole second act should be re-written

[00:03:20] They're losing the war

[00:03:21] Excuse me

[00:03:22] It's too downbeat

[00:03:23] Roger de Bris presents history

[00:03:27] But maybe it's a wild idea but it just might work

[00:03:33] I see a line of beautiful girls

[00:03:44] Dressed as stormtroopers each one a gem

[00:03:47] With leather boots and whips on their hips

[00:03:50] It's risque dare I say S&M Love it

[00:03:53] I see German soldiers dancing through France

[00:03:56] Played by chorus boys in very tight pants

[00:03:59] And wait there's more they'll win the war

[00:04:02] And the dances they do will be daring and new

[00:04:06] Turn-turn-kick-turn turn-turn-kick-turn one-two-three kick-turn

[00:04:08] Keep it sassy keep it classy keep it

[00:04:10] That is brilliant Brilliant I speak for Mr Bloom and myself

[00:04:14] Roger when I say that you are the only man in the world

[00:04:16] Who can do justice to Springtime for Hitler

[00:04:20] Will you do it please

[00:04:21] Please

[00:04:21] Wait a minute This is a very big decision

[00:04:24] It might effect the course of my entire life

[00:04:26] I shall have to think about it

[00:04:27] No

[00:04:28] I'll do it

[00:04:29] I'll do it

[00:04:32] Sabu champagne

[00:04:35] If at the end you want them to cheer

[00:04:38] Keep it gay keep it gay keep it gay

[00:04:41] Whether it's Hamlet Othello or Lear

[00:04:44] Keep it gay keep it gay keep it gay

[00:04:48] Comedy's joyous a constant delight

[00:04:51] Dramas annoy us

[00:04:52] And ruin our night

[00:04:53] So keep your Strindbergs and Ibsens at bay

[00:04:57] I'll sign

[00:04:58] Sign

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[00:05:00] Sign

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[00:05:04] Roger Elizabeth de Bris

[00:05:06] Keep it gay

[00:05:15] Conga

[00:05:16] Everybody

[00:05:17] La la la la la la la la la la

[00:05:20] La la la la la la la la la la

[00:05:23] And so the rule is

[00:05:25] When mounting a play

[00:05:27] Keep it gay

[00:05:28] Keep it gay

[00:05:30] Keep it gay