《Humpty Dance》歌词

[00:00:00] Oh oh select lady oh oh select lady

[00:00:10] All right

[00:00:11] Stop whatcha doing

[00:00:12] 'Cause I'm about to ruin

[00:00:13] The image and the style that ya used to

[00:00:15] I look funny

[00:00:16] But yo I'm makingmoney see

[00:00:18] So yo world I hope you're ready for me

[00:00:20] Now gather round

[00:00:21] I'm the new fool in town

[00:00:22] And my sound's laid down by the underground

[00:00:25] I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf

[00:00:27] So just let me introduce myself

[00:00:29] My name is humty pronounced with a umpty

[00:00:32] Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee

[00:00:35] And all the rappers in the top ten please

[00:00:37] Allow me to bump thee

[00:00:38] I'm steppingtall y'all

[00:00:40] And just like humty dumpty

[00:00:41] You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me

[00:00:43] I like to rhyme

[00:00:44] I like my beats funky

[00:00:46] I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy

[00:00:48] I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack

[00:00:51] But sometimes I get ridiculous

[00:00:53] I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice

[00:00:55] Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish

[00:00:58] Yeah I called ya fat

[00:00:59] Look at me I'm skinny

[00:01:00] It never stopped me from gettingbusy

[00:01:02] I'm a freak

[00:01:03] I like the girls with the boom

[00:01:04] I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

[00:01:07] I'm crazy

[00:01:08] Allow me to amaze thee

[00:01:09] They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me

[00:01:11] I'm still gettingin the girls' pants

[00:01:13] And I even got my own dance

[00:01:15] The humty dance is your chance to do the hump

[00:01:21] Do the humty hump come on and do the humty hump

[00:01:26] Do the humty hump just watch me do the humty hump

[00:01:31] Do ya know what I'm doingdoingthe humty hump

[00:01:35] Do the humty hump do the humty hump

[00:01:39] People say yo humty you're really funny lookin

[00:01:42] That's all right 'cause I get things cooking

[00:01:44] Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me

[00:01:47] But ya can't get near me

[00:01:49] I give 'em more see and on the floor b

[00:01:51] All the girls they adore me

[00:01:53] Oh yes ladies I'm really beingsincere

[00:01:55] 'Cause in a sixty nine my humty nose will tickle ya rear

[00:01:58] My nose is big uh uh I'm not ashamed

[00:02:00] Big like a pickle I'm still gettingpaid

[00:02:02] I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge

[00:02:05] Both how I'm livingand my nose is large

[00:02:07] I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like cupid

[00:02:09] I use a word that don't mean nothinglike looptid

[00:02:12] I sang on doowhutchalike and if ya missed it

[00:02:14] I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits

[00:02:17] Also told ya that I like to bite

[00:02:19] Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write

[00:02:21] All ya had to do was give humty a chance

[00:02:23] And now I'm gonna do my dance

[00:02:25] The humty dance is your chance to do the hump

[00:02:31] Do the humty hump come on and do the humty hump

[00:02:36] Do the humty hump

[00:02:38] Do the humty hump

[00:02:41] Do the humty hump

[00:02:42] Do the humty hump

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[00:02:50] Oh yeah that's the break y'all

[00:02:52] Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here

[00:02:58] Oh yeah

[00:03:00] Now that I told ya a little bit about myself

[00:03:02] Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance

[00:03:04] It's real easy to do check it out

[00:03:08] First I limp to the side like my leg was broken

[00:03:10] Shakingand twitchingkinda like I was smoking

[00:03:13] Crazy wack funky

[00:03:15] People say ya look like mc hammer on crack humty

[00:03:18] That's all right 'cause my body's in motion

[00:03:20] It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion

[00:03:22] Anyone can play this game

[00:03:24] This is my dance y'all humty hump's my name

[00:03:26] No two people will do it the same

[00:03:28] Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain

[00:03:31] Humping funking jumping

[00:03:34] Jig around shakingya rump

[00:03:35] And when the dude a chump pump

[00:03:37] Points a finger like a stump

[00:03:38] Tell him step off I'm doingthe hump

[00:03:40] The humty dance is your chance to do the hump

[00:03:46] Do the humty hump

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[00:03:51] Do the humty hump

[00:03:52] Do the humty hump

[00:03:55] Do the humty hump

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[00:04:06] Humpty Dance - The Hit Nation