《Get Off Mi Couch(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:01] Get Off Mi Couch - Chords

[00:00:06] I passed the point of

[00:00:08] No return about ann hour ago

[00:00:09] High as a kite tryin’ to fight

[00:00:11] The party’s out of control

[00:00:13] In the back turnin’ up

[00:00:15] The volume knob as high as it goes

[00:00:16] In a place where beer is cheap

[00:00:18] And the speakers are about to explode

[00:00:19] Don’t ask me how I got here

[00:00:21] Don’t ask me how I’m gettin’ home

[00:00:23] All I know is I’m f**ked up

[00:00:25] And I wanna be left alone

[00:00:26] But earlier in the evening

[00:00:27] I was singin’ a different tune

[00:00:29] Listenin’ to Mystikal twistin’ a spliff or two now

[00:00:33] My house is the hot spot

[00:00:34] That’s the word on the streets

[00:00:36] And I got the bourbon in reach

[00:00:37] Let’s start disturbin’ the peace

[00:00:39] Let’s start murderin’ beats let’s

[00:00:41] Bring the world to her knees

[00:00:42] And for gods sake call up some ladies

[00:00:44] While I’m burnin’ this weed

[00:00:46] Hahahaha Ha the party’s just getting started

[00:00:48] Me and my squad are already

[00:00:50] F**ked up and retarded

[00:00:52] Hahahaha Ha I got a new wardrobe

[00:00:55] My body’s full of hormones

[00:00:57] And I smell like eau-de-cologne

[00:01:11] Now me and my squad

[00:01:13] Took a little ride in the car

[00:01:14] Straight to the club stormed the joint

[00:01:16] And headed right for the bar

[00:01:18] Inside duckin’ and weavin’

[00:01:20] Tryin’ to hide from the guard

[00:01:21] F**k I ain’t leavin’ the place

[00:01:23] Unless ther’s a cipher involved

[00:01:24] So my man rushed to the bathroom

[00:01:26] And made it back in five minutes flat

[00:01:27] Tapped my shoulder

[00:01:28] And displayed a spliff the size of a bat

[00:01:31] It’s dark enough let’s spark it up

[00:01:33] We don’t have to go out

[00:01:34] We could sit back in the couch

[00:01:36] Just chill and pass it around

[00:01:37] And while we’re sittin’ there like

[00:01:39] Connoisseurs reclined in the sofa

[00:01:40] I saw two P Y T’s starin’ just tryin’ to get closer

[00:01:44] I gave the lady a hit ’cause that’s

[00:01:46] How a gentleman act

[00:01:47] Then I got my hennessy back

[00:01:48] There goes the memory lapse

[00:01:50] Hahahaha Ha the party’s

[00:01:53] Just getting started

[00:01:54] Me and my squad are already

[00:01:55] F**ked up and retarded

[00:01:57] Hahahaha Ha I got a new wardrobe

[00:02:00] My body’s full of hormones

[00:02:02] And I smell like eau-de-cologne

[00:02:16] Now it’s 2:30 in the mornin’

[00:02:18] And we’re dancin’ on the tables

[00:02:20] Askin’ all the ladies

[00:02:21] ”wanna hit the afterparty later ”

[00:02:23] If so meet me outside the door in forty minutes

[00:02:25] ’cause Chords and women go together

[00:02:28] Like abuse and foster children

[00:02:30] We gotta round up a cab or two

[00:02:31] ’cause the center is just down the avenue

[00:02:33] I got a room over there and the room’s

[00:02:35] Got a bed now dosen’t

[00:02:36] That sound like a plan to you

[00:02:37] Apparently my approach

[00:02:38] Wasn’t smooth enough

[00:02:39] She asked me who the f**k

[00:02:40] I was and said her man would chew me up

[00:02:43] Next thing I know

[00:02:44] I’m in some house and alone

[00:02:45] Some place where the beer is free

[00:02:47] And the speakers are about to explode

[00:02:48] Don’t ask me how

[00:02:50] I got here don’t ask me how I’m gettin’ home

[00:02:52] All I know is I’m f**ked up

[00:02:54] And I wanna be left alone

[00:02:55] Hahahaha Ha the party just died out

[00:02:58] Can’t get a busride now

[00:03:00] And I’m caught on some guys couch

[00:03:02] Hahahaha Ha got stains on my baggy jeans

[00:03:04] Blew a months salary but at least

[00:03:06] I got my nickle bag-o-weed