《Dodgin’ The Draft》歌词

[00:00:00] Dodgin' the Draft - Allan Sherman
[00:00:07] First you tell your draft board
[00:00:09] You're hooked on d**e
[00:00:11] You don't need the army
[00:00:12] Cause you've seen Bob Hope
[00:00:15] Walk around the floor kinda nice and loose
[00:00:18] Tell them your fiancee's name is Bruce
[00:00:21] When they ask about your schooling
[00:00:24] Then you say
[00:00:25] That you studied under Cassius Clay
[00:00:28] Then put some lipstick on
[00:00:30] When you're photographed
[00:00:32] And that's what I call dodging the draft
[00:00:40] Then you show the captain a note from mom
[00:00:43] Stand there while he reads it and suck your thumb
[00:00:47] When he takes your family history
[00:00:49] State with pride
[00:00:51] Benedict Arnold was on my father's side
[00:00:54] He'll hand you an IQ test
[00:00:56] Just look at it with gloom
[00:00:58] Then fold it like an airplane
[00:01:00] And sail it across the room
[00:01:01] If they believe you don't know
[00:01:03] Your fore from your aft
[00:01:05] That's what I call
[00:01:07] Shirking your military responsibility
[00:01:13] Clump around the floor like your feet are flat
[00:01:16] When they ask about your hearing
[00:01:18] Just say how's that
[00:01:20] If the sergeant wants a cigarette
[00:01:22] Treat him right
[00:01:24] Set fire to your draft card
[00:01:25] And offer him a light
[00:01:27] When you see the eyechart
[00:01:29] Don't worry at all
[00:01:31] Say I'll be glad to read it
[00:01:33] Just point me at the wall
[00:01:34] And if the draft board acts in the usual way
[00:01:38] You'll be what I call one A
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