《Guglielmo Tell - William Tell - Guillaume Tell》歌词

[00:00:00] Guglielmo Tell - William Tell - Guillaume Tell - Spike Jones

[00:01:10] It's a beautiful day for the race

[00:01:12] Stu Chan is the favorite today

[00:01:13] Assault is in there

[00:01:15] Dog Bisquit is three to one

[00:01:17] Safety pin has been scratched

[00:01:20] And at twenty to one Feitlebaum

[00:01:23] Now the horses are approaching the starting gate

[00:01:26] And eh there they go

[00:01:32] And it's Stu Chan going to the front

[00:01:34] Cabbage is second on the rail

[00:01:36] Beautiful Linda is third by a length

[00:01:39] And Feitlebaum around the first turn

[00:01:43] Stu Chan is still in front

[00:01:45] Cabbage is second by a head

[00:01:47] (Cabbage by a head)

[00:01:49] Beautiful Linda is third

[00:01:51] And Feitlebaum into the back stretch

[00:01:55] Dog Bisquit is now leading the pack

[00:01:57] Lady Avalon is second very close

[00:01:59] Banana is coming up through the bunch

[00:02:01] (Banana coming up through the bunch)

[00:02:04] And Feitlebaum

[00:02:06] At the half Stu Chan still out in the front

[00:02:09] Apartment House is second with plenty of room

[00:02:12] Assault is passing battery

[00:02:13] (Assault and battery)

[00:02:14] Notary's Old Jack is fourth

[00:02:16] And in last place by ten lengths I believe it is yes

[00:02:20] It is Feitlebaum around the turn heading for home

[00:02:25] It's Stu Chan and Dog Bisquit

[00:02:27] And Girdle in the stretch

[00:02:29] Flying Sylvester is third and

[00:02:30] Mother-In-Law nagging in the rear

[00:02:32] (Oh oh oh)

[00:02:34] And now they come down to the wire

[00:02:37] And it's number one and now number two

[00:02:39] And it's very close

[00:02:40] It'll either be a photo finish or an oil painting

[00:02:43] And now Louis speaks with the left

[00:02:45] And Louis is in there

[00:02:46] Slugging and it's a battle

[00:02:48] And now they are tearing hair

[00:02:49] There's hair all over the ring

[00:02:50] There's hair all over the place

[00:02:51] I don't know whose hair it is

[00:02:54] It's mine and there goes the winner