《Numbers》歌词

[00:00:00] Numbers - Bobby Bare (Bobby Bare)

[00:00:07] I was sitting in Friday's sucking on a glass of wine

[00:00:14] When in walked a chick who almost struck me blind

[00:00:21] Had wet blue eyes and her legs were long and fine

[00:00:28] On a scale of one to ten

[00:00:30] I'd give her a nine

[00:00:35] Now on my scale there ain't no ten's

[00:00:39] You know nine is about as far as any chick can go

[00:00:49] So I flashed her a smile

[00:00:51] But she didn't even look at me

[00:00:55] So for brains and good judgement

[00:00:58] I'd give her a three

[00:01:02] I said Hey sweet thing

[00:01:05] You look like a possible eight

[00:01:09] You and me could uh make eighteen

[00:01:12] If your head's on straight

[00:01:17] She looked up and down my perfect frame

[00:01:23] And said these words that

[00:01:26] Burned into my perfect brain

[00:01:30] She said well

[00:01:32] Another one of those macho matician men

[00:01:37] Kind who grade all women on scales of one to ten

[00:01:44] And you give me an eight well

[00:01:47] That's a generous thing to do

[00:01:52] Now let's just see just how much I give you

[00:02:02] She said you coming on to me

[00:02:03] With that phony numbers jive

[00:02:08] Your style makes me smile

[00:02:12] I give it a five

[00:02:16] When you walked up I noticed that suit of yores

[00:02:22] It's last year's double knit frayed-cuffs

[00:02:26] Give it a four

[00:02:29] That must be your car parked out on the curb

[00:02:36] That sixty nine homemade convertible

[00:02:39] A three and a third

[00:02:43] Now as for your build

[00:02:45] I guess yore less than five

[00:02:50] Except for your pot belly

[00:02:52] I'd give that a ten for size

[00:02:57] That wine you're pouring might be fine to you

[00:03:04] But I'm used to fine champagne

[00:03:07] I give it a two

[00:03:11] It's hard to tell

[00:03:13] What your flashing smile is worth

[00:03:18] I give it a six

[00:03:20] You could use some dental work

[00:03:25] But It's your strutting rooster act

[00:03:27] That really makes me laugh

[00:03:32] It may be a ten to these country hens

[00:03:35] But to me a three and a half

[00:03:39] And there really ain't much to add

[00:03:41] Once the subtractin's done

[00:03:45] Since there ain't no zeroes

[00:03:47] I give you a one

[00:03:53] She walked out while up and down the line

[00:03:59] The whole bar was laughing

[00:04:01] Said Bare what happened to your nine

[00:04:06] Nine says I

[00:04:08] Hell soon as she started to talk I knew

[00:04:13] She didn't have no class

[00:04:15] I barely gave her a two

[00:04:20] Yeah No matter how good they look at first

[00:04:23] There's flaws in all of them

[00:04:27] That's why on a scale of ten to one friend

[00:04:32] There ain't no ten