《我又不是母鸡!》歌词

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[00:00:10] 哈喽哈喽哈喽
[00:00:23] 这今天吧
[00:00:23] 我接到一个电话
[00:00:24] 那个人呢
[00:00:25] 自称是比尔盖茨的女儿
[00:00:28] 他呢就跟我说
[00:00:29] 你好
[00:00:30] 我是比尔盖茨的女儿
[00:00:31] 来到中国没有钱买机票回家了
[00:00:34] 你能给某某某账号转1000元吗
[00:00:36] 回家之后我让我把十倍转给你
[00:00:39] 然后我就挂断了电话
[00:00:41] 我不是激动地去转账了
[00:00:43] 而是因为我实在听不下去了
[00:00:46] 电话里那个自称是比尔盖茨女儿的人说着正宗的四川话
[00:00:53] 哎
[00:00:53] 这一届的片子真的不行啊
[00:00:57] 抵挡天气无限大
[00:00:59] 一曲畅谈让风坐等
[00:01:02] 你让这昨天把小侄女呢
[00:01:05] 来到我们家了
[00:01:06] 就跟我妈睡在一起
[00:01:07] 早上啊
[00:01:08] 我妈一撩被子让他快起床了
[00:01:10] 哎
[00:01:10] 说楼下公鸡都叫了三遍了
[00:01:12] 小军愣了愣
[00:01:13] 马上叫他说
[00:01:15] 他叫他的
[00:01:16] 我又不是母鸡
[00:01:18] 然后就继续睡
[00:01:26] 对于现在的小孩啊
[00:01:27] 真的有时候呢
[00:01:28] 是琢磨不透的啊
[00:01:29] 昨天晚上呢
[00:01:30] 但教授他们一家人一起看动物世界
[00:01:32] 他儿子呢
[00:01:33] 就好奇地问道
[00:01:34] 说你爸爸蛇为什么要蜕皮呀
[00:01:39] 丹教授呢
[00:01:39] 就看了他媳妇儿一眼啊
[00:01:41] 转过头呢
[00:01:42] 就对他儿子说
[00:01:43] 阿佘以为他把外套脱掉会更瘦一些
[00:01:47] 然而不是都旺起来
[00:01:52] 双双开采天涯挂呢
[00:01:56] 我凶
[00:01:57] 我呢
[00:01:58] 有一个哥们儿啊
[00:01:59] 练过几年的散打
[00:02:00] 后来呢
[00:02:01] 娶了个媳妇儿
[00:02:02] 他们也非常心疼他的媳妇儿啊
[00:02:04] 每次被他媳妇儿打呀骂的
[00:02:06] 从来不还手
[00:02:07] 然后骂也不还口啊
[00:02:09] 实在
[00:02:10] 培训了就一个人去火车站
[00:02:11] 故意把钱露出来
[00:02:13] 有贼来偷
[00:02:14] 抓住就是一顿暴揍啊
[00:02:16] 这时间久了吧
[00:02:17] 火车站的小偷都知道他了
[00:02:19] 有一次他去啊
[00:02:20] 那些小偷呢
[00:02:21] 就议论说这孙子又在家里受气了
[00:02:24] 跑这来撒气来了呢
[00:02:28] 味道太浓茁壮
[00:02:30] 你让我成长
[00:02:32] 吉祥风翅膀
[00:02:33] 你给我力量
[00:02:36] 那今天呢
[00:02:36] 收到了一个朋友的私信啊
[00:02:38] 他说今天对象躺在沙发上看电视
[00:02:41] 我呢就跑过去对她说
[00:02:43] 哎
[00:02:43] 媳妇儿
[00:02:43] 我找到一个特别好玩的游戏
[00:02:46] 叫狼人杀
[00:02:47] 贼刺激
[00:02:47] 哎
[00:02:48] 我们带您一起玩儿吧
[00:02:49] 我贼厉害
[00:02:50] 我都打了100多场了啊
[00:02:51] 说完之后呢
[00:02:53] 他就看着他媳妇儿准备下载
[00:02:55] 发现他手机里边儿有
[00:02:57] 结果呢
[00:02:58] 打开看他的个人资料
[00:03:00] 2165 场83%的胜率
[00:03:03] 我这朋友呢
[00:03:04] 就说我现在在厕所里边儿抽着烟
[00:03:06] 要不要分手呢
[00:03:10] 乘风翅膀
[00:03:11] 你给我力量
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