《The Yes Yes Show》歌词

[00:00:00] The Yes Yes Show (精彩绝伦的表演) - Parokya Ni Edgar/Miggy Chavez

[00:00:01] Written by：Chito Miranda

[00:00:09] You better get ready for a big surprise

[00:00:10] You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise

[00:00:13] Mental message by visual contact

[00:00:15] Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

[00:00:17] More margarita for my cute senorita

[00:00:19] Triple the tequila just to heighten up the flava

[00:00:22] Chugging down on my j and b

[00:00:23] While checking out the parts of my date's anatomy

[00:00:25] Forget the brains forget the personality

[00:00:28] What I'm after is your effect on my gravity like trinity

[00:00:31] Flying high with her kicks and controlling the game with my heavy duty joystick

[00:00:34] You better get ready for a big surprise

[00:00:36] You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise

[00:00:38] Mental message by visual contact

[00:00:41] Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

[00:00:43] Flip the tip as we skip to the next trip

[00:00:45] Flashing some cash and some rock star bullst

[00:00:47] Going in for the thrill moving in for the kill

[00:00:49] I got us a room in a fancy hotel and we got everything we need

[00:00:54] A big bag of money a bigger bag of weed

[00:00:56] And we try to impress as we start to undress

[00:00:58] Stop the press we need to get this

[00:01:00] You better get ready for a big surprise

[00:01:02] You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise

[00:01:04] Mental message by visual contact

[00:01:07] Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

[00:01:09] I got to keep it going coz' I got it going on

[00:01:11] But it's vinci's turn on the microphone so

[00:01:15] My name is vinci and I am neat

[00:01:17] I love pretty girls and I love to eat

[00:01:19] I made this rap from my mind

[00:01:21] And I am very very kind

[00:01:23] I like to drive fast in fancy cars

[00:01:26] And chicks dig me like chocolate bars

[00:01:28] You say I'm bad but I am good

[00:01:30] So shut up now and eat some food

[00:01:32] Tsong ano bang problema mo ayusin mo naman

[00:01:34] Lagyan mo naman ng tono para kang nangangatwiran

[00:01:36] Ano bang inaatupag mo sa bago mong apartment

[00:01:38] Sampung taon ka nang sikat wala ka pa rin bang talent

[00:01:41] Tsong ano bang sinasabi mo

[00:01:43] Mali ang sinasabi mo

[00:01:45] Magaling akong kumanta

[00:01:47] Alam mo ba yung picha pie

[00:01:49] Kung sa bagay mahusay nga naman yung picha pie

[00:01:51] Gamit ang boses mong pamatay nilagyan mo ng kulay ang kanta

[00:01:54] Diba kahit ikaw ang gumawa

[00:01:56] Alam nating mas okay nung ako yung kumanta

[00:01:58] Tsong naman please lang wag ka nang magyabang at

[00:02:00] Alam mo naman na pang-back-up ka lang at

[00:02:02] Ilan na ba ang talagang nagawa mong kanta ilan

[00:02:05] Wala eh ano ngayon

[00:02:06] Alam naman nating lahat

[00:02:08] Na si vinc naman talaga dapat

[00:02:10] Ang vocalist ng parokya band

[00:02:13] Ng parokya ni edgar

[00:02:15] Teka lang one minute pwede bang paki-ulit

[00:02:17] Maaaring may lamang ka sa paligo

[00:02:19] Subalit bakit mo naman nasabing ikaw ang nararapat

[00:02:21] Eh ni isang kanta man lang wala kang naisulat

[00:02:24] Eh bat ibang singers naman kahit di nila sinulat

[00:02:25] Ang kinakanta nilang kanta ay sobra kung sumikat

[00:02:28] Tulad ko at ni quino at ni benedict aquino

[00:02:30] Na wala nga yatang mas-sisikat pa kahit na sino

[00:02:32] Ewan ko sandali wag ka ngang makulit

[00:02:34] Kung ayaw mong masipa sa mukha ng malupet

[00:02:36] Baka makatikim ka ng sasuwela de kamao

[00:02:38] Na si listo el de gato sa gulpihang de kontodo

[00:02:40] Talaga hindi nga tatawa na ba ako

[00:02:42] Hindi porket koreano ka magaling kang mag-taekwando

[00:02:44] Wag kang mag-aangas sa lalaking may balbas

[00:02:47] Kami yung mga tipo na hindi umaatras

[00:02:49] Sandali lang wag muna kayong maglaban

[00:02:52] Bago kayo magsuntukan

[00:02:54] Bat di nyo muna pag-usapan ang di maunawaan

[00:02:58] Sige na kiss na peace na please

[00:03:00] Ang bayad mo sa jeepney kulang pa ng diyes

[00:03:02] Kung ayaw mong mangyari ang nagyari sa iba

[00:03:04] Matuto tayo kung paano magpakumbaba

[00:03:06] Wag nating kalimutan kung saan nagsimula

[00:03:08] Alam naman nating lahat

[00:03:10] Na mahal namin ang isa't-isa't

[00:03:12] Walang iwanan sa parokya band

[00:03:15] Sa parokya ni edgar

[00:03:18] Band band

[00:03:25] Ah di ko alam kung paano tatapusin yung kanta

[00:03:28] Kaya ganito nalang bigla nalang mawawala