《Twisted(LP版)》歌词

[00:00:00] Twisted (LP版) - Bette Midler (贝蒂·米勒)

[00:00:00] Written by：Annie Ross/Wardell Gray

[00:00:01] "How ya doin' girls Long time no see Listen I've been to the doctor lately Honey I just spent forty dollars to hear that from that guy "

[00:00:08] My analyst told me

[00:00:09] That I was right out of my head

[00:00:11] The way he described it he said

[00:00:13] "You'd be better off dead

[00:00:14] Than alive "

[00:00:14] I didn't listen to his jive

[00:00:17] I knew all along he was all wrong

[00:00:19] And I knew that he thought I was crazy

[00:00:22] But you know I'm not Oh no

[00:00:26] My analyst told me

[00:00:27] That I was right out of my head

[00:00:28] He said I need treatment

[00:00:30] But I'm not that easily led

[00:00:31] He said I was the type that was most inclined

[00:00:34] When out of his sight

[00:00:36] To be out of my mind

[00:00:38] And he thought I was nuts

[00:00:40] No more if's or and's or but's

[00:00:42] Oh no

[00:00:44] They say as a child I appeared a little bit wild

[00:00:47] With all my crazy ideas

[00:00:48] But I knew what was happenin'

[00:00:50] I knew I was a genius

[00:00:53] What's so strange when you know that

[00:00:56] You're a wizard at three

[00:00:58] I said "Baby this is meant for me me me me "

[00:01:02] I heard little children were supposed to sleep tight

[00:01:05] That's why I drank a fifth of vodka one night

[00:01:08] My parent's got frantic didn't know what to do

[00:01:11] But I had saw some crazy things

[00:01:13] Before I came to

[00:01:14] Now do you think I was crazy

[00:01:16] I may have been only three but I was swingin'

[00:01:19] They all laughed at A Graham Bell

[00:01:21] They all laughed at Edison

[00:01:23] And also at Einstein

[00:01:24] So why should I feel sorry if they just

[00:01:26] Didn't understand the reasoning and the logic

[00:01:29] That went on in my head

[00:01:30] I had a brain it was insane

[00:01:32] So I just let them laugh at me

[00:01:34] When I refused to ride on all those double-decker buses

[00:01:36] All because there was no driver on the top

[00:01:38] Aaaaaaah

[00:01:42] "Did you ever hear a story like that in your life Honey that chick is bananas Do you hear Bananas Oh waiter bring me another banana dacquari would ya "

[00:01:53] Ba ba ba ba

[00:01:54] "Oh here she comes again "

[00:01:55] Badada badada badada Wo

[00:01:58] My analyst told me

[00:01:59] That I was right out of my head

[00:02:01] But I said "Doctor

[00:02:03] I think that it's you instead

[00:02:04] 'Cause I got a thing that's so unique and new

[00:02:06] It proves that I got the last laugh on you

[00:02:10] 'Cause instead of one head ooh I got two

[00:02:14] And you know two heads are better than one "

[00:02:19] "Honey she is twisted"