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《饽饽阵》歌词

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饽饽阵

[00:00:08] 饽饽阵-岳云鹏,李云杰

[00:00:28] 烧麦出征丧了残生

[00:00:35] 馅饼回营搬来了救兵

[00:00:40] 锅盔坐在了中军帐

[00:00:46] 发面火烧前部先锋

[00:00:51] 搬来了吊炉烧饼整整十万

[00:00:57] 荞面饼催粮押着后营

[00:01:03] 红盔炮响惊天地

[00:01:08] 不多时来到了馒头城

[00:01:13] 小米面饼子安下营寨

[00:01:17] 拉开了馓子麻花几座连营

[00:01:23] 锅饼跪在了中军帐

[00:01:28] 尊了声回头王爷你是听

[00:01:33] 花糕蜂糕千层饼

[00:01:38] 请来了大八件儿的饽饽要动刀兵

[00:01:43] 核桃酥 到口酥亲哥儿俩

[00:01:48] 薄松饼 厚松饼二位英雄

[00:01:52] 鸡油饼 枣花亲姐俩

[00:01:57] 核桃酥 油糕二位弟兄

[00:02:02] 有几个三角眉毛二五眼

[00:02:09] 芙蓉糕粉面自来红

[00:02:13] 槽子糕骑着萨其马

[00:02:17] 黄杠子饽饽拿在手中

[00:02:22] 鼓盖儿打得如爆豆

[00:02:26] 缸炉撞得响连声

[00:02:30] 麻花兵拉来了四门大炮

[00:02:35] 太师饼无奈何把香降

[00:02:40] 请来了光头饽饽有神通

[00:02:45] 摆了座四门兜底锁了八宝攒馅包子阵

[00:02:53] 恰好似千层饼儿五花三层

[00:02:58] 四门把守着油炸鬼

[00:03:03] 糕杆以上挂红灯

[00:03:07] 窝窝头安在了戊己土

[00:03:11] 肉火烧安在了南方火丙丁

[00:03:17] 正西方庚辛金扁食作乱

[00:03:21] 正北方壬癸水水晶饼儿闹得更凶

[00:03:27] 正东方硬面饽饽甲乙木

[00:03:32] 他把那金钢宝镯祭在空

[00:03:38] 月饼当空照如白昼

[00:03:42] 把一位年糕老将打入阵中

[00:03:47] 丝糕一怒前去破阵

[00:03:51] 进阵碰见了圆眼儿烧饼

[00:03:56] 糖耳朵败阵逃了活命

[00:04:00] 蜜麻花阵中不住喊连声

[00:04:06] 他倒说烫面饺儿死在了笼屉阵

[00:04:11] 煮饽饽跳河一命倾

[00:04:15] 就数鸡蛋卷儿 薄脆死得苦

[00:04:20] 脑袋上揍了一个大窟窿

[00:04:25] 豆沙糕闻听吓了一跳

[00:04:29] 奶卷儿小姐泪盈盈

[00:04:33] 丝糕一听撤了人马

[00:04:37] 蜜麻花阵中不住喊连声

[00:04:42] 如有人破开了饽饽阵

[00:04:46] 除非是饿膈来了啃个土平

[00:04:53] 我一言唱不尽这饽饽阵

[00:04:56] 我是愿诸位举家欢笑福寿康宁