《Where’s the Dress?(Single Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Where's the Dress?(Single Version) - Moe Bandy/Joe Stampley

[00:00:02] Written by：George Cummings/Tony Stampley/Bucky Lindsey

[00:00:12] Moe I saw it on the TV

[00:00:15] And I thought it was a shame

[00:00:17] It was a man dressed like a woman

[00:00:20] And he had a boy's name

[00:00:24] Well I heard it on the radio

[00:00:26] While I was in the tub

[00:00:29] Now Joe what in the world is this thing

[00:00:31] They call the culture club

[00:00:35] Well it's some old boy from England Moe

[00:00:37] And he's making a million bucks

[00:00:40] Joe we'll never make a million

[00:00:43] Driving these old trucks

[00:00:46] Too many nights of drinking losing football bets

[00:00:51] Lately we'd do anything to get us out of debt

[00:00:57] Where's the dress

[00:01:00] Give me them high heeled shoes

[00:01:02] Where's the dress

[00:01:04] We'll be money making fools

[00:01:07] We might close the bars down

[00:01:10] And 'cause a few arrests

[00:01:12] But if it makes some money

[00:01:15] Tell me where's the dress

[00:01:21] Well I'll hire me a nurse to tote my purse

[00:01:24] And I'll keep it full of beer

[00:01:25] Yeah and I'll have a girl to drive my truck

[00:01:28] And one to tease my hair

[00:01:32] We can still go fishing wear our old blue jeans

[00:01:37] But when it comes to showtime

[00:01:40] We'll be country queens

[00:01:43] Where's the dress

[00:01:46] Give me them high heeled shoes

[00:01:48] Where's the dress

[00:01:50] We'll be money making fools

[00:01:53] We might close the bars down

[00:01:56] And 'cause a few arrests

[00:01:58] But if it makes some money

[00:02:01] Tell me where's the dress

[00:02:04] Where's the dress

[00:02:05] Now Moe let's get on down to the store

[00:02:06] And get some lipstick and some rouge

[00:02:09] Where's the dress

[00:02:10] Hey Joe why don't we do this thing up right

[00:02:12] And get some of them ostrich plumes

[00:02:14] Where's the dress

[00:02:15] You know I was wondering if they made

[00:02:16] A pink pump in size 12 Moe

[00:02:19] Where's the dress

[00:02:20] You don't think that old boy from England

[00:02:22] Shaves his legs do you Joe

[00:02:24] Where's the dress

[00:02:25] Well I don't know but it would take a butcher

[00:02:27] To cut the hair off our legs Moe

[00:02:29] Where's the dress

[00:02:30] Well I can see it now boy Moe

[00:02:32] Boy Joe and the grand old opry

[00:02:34] Uh uh Moe

[00:02:34] Where's the dress

[00:02:35] I don't think ol' Roy would like

[00:02:36] That at all uh uh no no way Moe

[00:02:39] Where's the dress

[00:02:40] I can't wait to see you Joe in one

[00:02:42] Of them cross your heart brassieres yeah

[00:02:44] Where's the dress

[00:02:45] I'll tell you what Moe you're gonna

[00:02:47] Look good in them pink pantyhose