《Never Smile At A Crocodile》歌词

[00:00:00] Never Smile At A Crocodile (永远不要笑一条鳄鱼) - The Funsong Band

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[00:00:09] Never smile at a crocodile

[00:00:13] 永远不要对一只鳄鱼微笑

[00:00:13] No you can't get friendly with a crocodile

[00:00:17] 是的 你不能对一只鳄鱼表示友好

[00:00:17] Don't be taken in by his welcome grin

[00:00:21] 不要被它欢迎般的笑脸迷惑

[00:00:21] He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin

[00:00:26] 它可是正在想象把你吞到肚子里该多美好

[00:00:26] Never smile at a crocodile

[00:00:30] 永远不要对一只鳄鱼微笑

[00:00:30] Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile

[00:00:35] 不要压低你的帽子向它致意 也不要停下来和它攀谈

[00:00:35] Never run walk away say good-night not good-day

[00:00:39] 不要跑 慢慢地走开 道晚安 不要道你好

[00:00:39] Clear the aisle never smile at Mister Crocodile

[00:00:44] 看清楚河岸的对面 永远不要对鳄鱼先生微笑

[00:00:44] You may very well be well bred

[00:00:48] 也许你教养很好

[00:00:48] Lots ot etiquette in your head

[00:00:53] 头脑里满是各种礼仪

[00:00:53] But there's always some special case time or place

[00:00:58] 但凡事都有例外

[00:00:58] To forget etiquette

[00:01:01] 你得偶尔忘记所谓的礼节

[00:01:01] For example:

[00:01:02] 比如

[00:01:02] One must positively not ever wear

[00:01:04] 不要永远都挂着

[00:01:04] A pleased expression on his countenance

[00:01:05] 一幅兴高采烈的样子

[00:01:05] When confronted with that large lizard-like amphibious reptile

[00:01:08] 当你和巨大如蜥蜴般的两栖动物遭遇

[00:01:08] Who has long jaws armoured skin and webbed feet

[00:01:10] 它有着长长的尖牙 盔甲般的皮肤 和一双蹼脚

[00:01:10] And who is known as the crocodile

[00:01:12] 它的名字就叫做鳄鱼

[00:01:12] It has been discovered that

[00:01:13] 人们都知道

[00:01:13] One simply cannot cherish an amicably

[00:01:15] 一定不能对它们友好

[00:01:15] Or trustworthy relationship with the aforementioned species

[00:01:18] 或者和它们结成深厚的友谊

[00:01:18] In addition: It is mandatory that one does not become irresistably

[00:01:22] 另外 你必须要遵守并去相信

[00:01:22] Drawn into the heironeous belief that the latteral open extension

[00:01:25] 它们宽宽的侧牙露出的笑容

[00:01:25] Of his lips means you are entirely welcome

[00:01:28] 并不意味着是在对你表达友好

[00:01:28] It is much more reasonably to assume

[00:01:30] 相反 你应该这样推测

[00:01:30] He is contemplating how you would look in a lizard suit

[00:01:33] 它正在想象把你吞入肚中的样子

[00:01:33] His Hehe

[00:01:34] 把你吞入肚中的样子

[00:01:34] Clear the aisle never smile at Mister Crocodile

[00:01:39] 看清楚河岸的对面 永远不要对鳄鱼先生微笑