《Step Right Up》歌词

[00:00:11] Step right up step right up step right up

[00:00:17] Everyones a winner bargains galore

[00:00:20] Thats right you too can be the proud owner

[00:00:23] Of the quality goes in before the name goes on

[00:00:28] One-tenth of a dollar one-tenth of a dollar we got service after sales

[00:00:34] You need perfume we got perfume how bout an engagement ring

[00:00:38] Something for the little lady something for the little lady

[00:00:40] Something for the little lady hmm

[00:00:42] Three for a dollar

[00:00:43] We got a year-end clearance we got a white sale

[00:00:46] And a smoke-damaged furniture you can drive it away today

[00:00:51] Act now act now and receive as our gift our gift to you

[00:00:56] They come in all colors one size fits all

[00:01:00] No muss no fuss no spills youre tired of kitchen drudgery

[00:01:03] Everything must go going out of business going out of business

[00:01:06] Going out of business sale

[00:01:08] Fifty percent off original retail price skip the middle man

[00:01:13] Dont settle for less

[00:01:14] How do we do it how do we do it volume volume turn up the volume

[00:01:19] Now youve heard it advertised dont hesitate

[00:01:23] Dont be caught with your drawers down

[00:01:25] Dont be caught with your drawers down

[00:01:27] You can step right up step right up

[00:01:30] Thats right it filets it chops it dices slices

[00:01:32] Never stops lasts a lifetime mows your lawn

[00:01:36] And it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school

[00:01:38] It gets rid of unwanted facial hair it gets rid of embarrassing age spots

[00:01:41] It delivers a pizza and it lengthens and it strengthens

[00:01:46] And it finds that slipper thats been at large

[00:01:48] Under the chaise lounge for several weeks

[00:01:51] And it plays a mean rhythm master

[00:01:53] It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar

[00:01:56] And its only a dollar step right up its only a dollar step right up

[00:02:02] Cause it forges your signature

[00:02:04] If not completely satisfied mail back unused portion of product

[00:02:08] For complete refund of price of purchase

[00:02:10] Step right up

[00:02:12] Please allow thirty days for delivery dont be fooled by cheap imitations

[00:02:15] You can live in it live in it laugh in it love in it

[00:02:19] Swim in it sleep in it

[00:02:20] Live in it swim in it laugh in it love in it

[00:02:22] Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets thats right

[00:02:25] And it entertains visiting relatives it turns a sandwich into a banquet

[00:02:31] Tired of being the life of the party

[00:02:33] Change your shorts change your life change your life

[00:02:36] Change into a nine-year-old hindu boy get rid of your wife

[00:02:40] And it walks your dog and it doubles on sax

[00:02:43] Doubles on sax you can jump back jack see you later alligator

[00:02:46] See you later alligator

[00:02:47] And it steals your car

[00:02:49] It gets rid of your gambling debts it quits smoking

[00:02:51] Its a friend and its a companion

[00:02:52] And its the only product you will ever need

[00:02:55] Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing

[00:02:58] Well it takes weights off hips bust thighs chin midriff

[00:03:02] Gives you dandruff and it finds you a job it is a job

[00:03:07] And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange

[00:03:11] And it gives you denture breath

[00:03:15] And you know its a friend and its a companion

[00:03:18] And it gets rid of your travelers checks

[00:03:21] Its new its improved its old-fashioned

[00:03:22] Well it takes care of business never needs winding

[00:03:26] Never needs winding never needs winding

[00:03:28] Gets rid of blackheads the heartbreak of psoriasis

[00:03:30] Christ you dont know the meaning of heartbreak buddy

[00:03:33] Cmon cmon cmon cmon

[00:03:37] Cause its effective its defective it creates household odors

[00:03:41] It disinfects it sanitizes for your protection

[00:03:45] It gives you an erection it wins the election

[00:03:47] Why put up with painful corns any longer

[00:03:50] Its a redeemable coupon no obligation no salesman will visit your home

[00:03:54] We got a jackpot jackpot jackpot prizes prizes prizes all work guaranteed

[00:04:01] How do we do it how do we do it how do we do it how do we do it

[00:04:04] We need your business were going out of business

[00:04:08] Well give you the business

[00:04:09] Get on the business end of our going-out-of-business sale

[00:04:13] Receive our free brochure free brochure

[00:04:18] Read the easy-to-follow assembly instructions batteries not included

[00:04:25] Send before midnight tomorrow terms available

[00:04:28] Step right up step right up step right up

[00:04:34] You got it buddy: the large print giveth and the small print taketh away

[00:04:41] Step right up you can step right up you can step right up

[00:04:46] Cmon step right up

[00:04:49] （get away from me kid you bother me ）

[00:04:51] Step right up step right up step right up cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon

[00:05:13] Step right up you can step right up cmon and step right up

[00:05:18] Cmon and step right up