《I Always Punctuate My P’s》歌词

[00:00:00] I Always Punctuate My P's - Al Simmons

[00:00:07] I always punctuate my P's

[00:00:10] I puff and pop perpetually

[00:00:13] Puckered up so properly

[00:00:16] Pardon my pomposity

[00:00:18] While I punctuate my P's

[00:00:21] Politely protest if you please

[00:00:23] Pitch papaya pits at my knees

[00:00:26] Pressure me and plead

[00:00:29] But I'll persist I will proceed

[00:00:32] To punctuate my P's

[00:00:34] Implore the Prince of Poompanees

[00:00:39] To pay printers their proper fees

[00:00:45] To print on paper precisely

[00:00:50] A proclamation that decrees

[00:00:55] "People Punctuate your P's "

[00:01:03] The principal purpose of my purportedly

[00:01:05] Preposterous preaching is to

[00:01:07] Promote impeccably proper "P" pronunciation

[00:01:11] And in the process I predict

[00:01:13] That a population of proud "P" punctuators will

[00:01:16] Produce a permanent planetary peace

[00:01:18] For proof: peruse the profound possibilities

[00:01:22] Would this political pundit pontificate pointlessly

[00:01:25] I implore you please propel your P's

[00:01:29] Increase your popularity

[00:01:32] Prepare to purse your lips like me

[00:01:34] And pepper paragraphs with P's

[00:01:37] Depart upon a puffing spree

[00:01:39] And punctuate your P's

[00:01:42] Procure a pack of chimpanzees

[00:01:47] To poise atop a pink trapeze

[00:01:52] And paint a pile of purple P's

[00:01:58] Proclaiming to humanity

[00:02:03] "People Punctuate your P's "

[00:02:10] I always punctuate my P's

[00:02:13] I puff and pop perpetually

[00:02:16] Puckered up so properly

[00:02:19] Pardon my pomposity

[00:02:21] While I pronounce it publicly

[00:02:24] That P propulsion is the key

[00:02:26] To personal popularity

[00:02:29] So I punctuate

[00:02:30] That's why I punctuate

[00:02:31] I always punctuate my P's