《The Evil Prince(Line In Vancouver， British Columbia， 1984)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Evil Prince - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)

[00:00:18] Well well well now

[00:00:20] Dis de nasty sucker dat be respondable fo de

[00:00:23] Enwhiffment o de origumal potium

[00:00:28] Now in his infinate respondable party personage as de

[00:00:31] Evil Prince and through de magik o stage-kraft of course

[00:00:35] Wes about to see what gwine on in his magikal conjurance up

[00:00:39] Of his little cauldrom of doom Now check it on out now

[00:00:46] Somewhere over there I can tell

[00:00:51] I guess so

[00:00:53] Theres the voice of

[00:00:54] A potato-headed whatchamacallit

[00:00:58] Whoo do tell

[00:01:00] Who does not wish me well

[00:01:04] His clothes are quite stupid

[00:01:07] And also his shoes

[00:01:10] Ain't no bussiness like show business

[00:01:12] He's got a big ol duck-mouth

[00:01:15] Who knows how he chews

[00:01:22] He thinks he knows something

[00:01:25] About THE GREAT PLAN

[00:01:29] How ULTIMATE BLANDNESS

[00:01:33] Must RULE and COMMAND

[00:01:41] He knows not a drop

[00:01:42] Not a crumb

[00:01:43] Not a whit

[00:01:44] Of the reason for doing

[00:01:46] This criminal shit

[00:01:47] And then if he did

[00:01:48] Would it matter a bit

[00:01:53] Not at all

[00:01:55] Because IT IS WRIT:

[00:01:59] Our BEIGE-BLANDISH GOD

[00:02:01] Tends to CERTIFY IT:

[00:02:06] Only the boring and bland shall survive

[00:02:09] Only the lamest of lameness will thrive

[00:02:12] Take it or leave it you won't be alive

[00:02:15] If you are overtly CREATIVE

[00:02:21] Fairies and faggots and queers are

[00:02:24] CREATIVE

[00:02:25] All the best music on Broadway is

[00:02:27] NATIVE

[00:02:28] Who will step forward

[00:02:29] And end all this trouble

[00:02:30] For beige-blandish citizens

[00:02:32] Clutching the rubble

[00:02:33] Of vanishing dreams

[00:02:35] Of wimpish amusement

[00:02:37] Replaced by a rash

[00:02:38] Of CREATIVE confusement

[00:02:43] Soon my brave Zombies

[00:02:44] Youll make your return

[00:02:45] Broadway will glow

[00:02:47] Broadway will burn

[00:02:49] Along with the remnants of

[00:02:50] EVERYTHING NEW

[00:02:51] My HOLY DISEASE will do

[00:02:54] Wonders for you

[00:02:55] Those lovely producers

[00:02:56] Who paid for you then

[00:02:58] Will do it again and again and again

[00:03:01] The spying potato

[00:03:02] The spying potato

[00:03:03] With horrible diction

[00:03:05] And terrible diction

[00:03:06] Will rot in the garbage

[00:03:07] I can smell it right now

[00:03:08] When this shows eviction

[00:03:09] Takes place shortly after

[00:03:12] My alternate skill

[00:03:13] Of THEATRICAL SABOTAGE

[00:03:15] Triumphs YOUR will

[00:03:19] I've a special review

[00:03:23] Yes I know you really do

[00:03:24] I've been saving for years

[00:03:25] Yes I know you really have

[00:03:27] For a show just like this

[00:03:28] For a really stupid show

[00:03:30] With POTATOES and QUEERS

[00:03:33] I'll say its disgusting atrocious and dull

[00:03:36] I'll say it makes boils inside of your skull

[00:03:38] I'll say its the worst -of-the-worst of the year

[00:03:41] No wind down the plain and its hard on your ear

[00:03:45] I'll say its the work of an infantile mind

[00:03:47] I'll say that its tasteless and that you will find

[00:03:50] A better excuse to spend money or time

[00:03:53] At a Tupper-Ware Party wee-oo

[00:03:57] So do be a smarty

[00:03:59] Oo-oo-wee-oo

[00:04:00] Hold on to that dollar

[00:04:01] A little while longer

[00:04:03] For spending it here

[00:04:04] Why it couldn't be wronger

[00:04:09] What's HAPPENED TO BROADWAY

[00:04:12] WHERES IT GONE ALL THE GLITTER

[00:04:15] THE HEART AND SOUL

[00:04:18] THE PATTER

[00:04:19] THE PITTER

[00:04:21] And after this deadly review hits the paper

[00:04:25] In will come ROPER BENDER & RAPER

[00:04:28] To legally execute all that remains

[00:04:31] Of this tragic amusement for drug-addled brains

[00:04:38] Drug-addled brains drug addled brains

[00:05:42] (solo)

[00:06:26] Hold on to that g-string

[00:06:29] A little while longer

[00:06:31] For spending it here

[00:06:32] Why it couldn't be wronger

[00:06:40] What's HAPPENED TO BROADWAY

[00:06:43] WHERES IT GONE ALL THE GLITTER

[00:06:46] THE HEART AND SOUL

[00:06:49] THE PATTER

[00:06:50] THE PITTER

[00:06:52] And after this deadly review hits the paper

[00:06:55] In will come ROPER BENDER & RAPER

[00:06:58] To legally execute all that remains

[00:07:01] Of this tragic amusement for drug-addled brains

[00:07:04] Hey hey hey hey hey hey brai-hains