《Hardware Store》歌词

[00:00:00] Hardware Store - "Weird Al" Yankovic
[00:00:15] Nothing ever ever happens in this town
[00:00:16] Feelin' low down down not a lot to do around here
[00:00:19] I thought that I would go right out of my mind
[00:00:20] Until a friend told me the news
[00:00:23] He said hey you know that vacant lot
[00:00:24] Right beside the gas station well somebody bought it
[00:00:26] And on that spot they're gonna build a shop
[00:00:28] Where we can go buy bolts and screws
[00:00:30] Since then I've been walking on air air
[00:00:32] I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair
[00:00:34] 'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care
[00:00:35] I've been waiting since last June
[00:00:38] For this day to finally arrive
[00:00:39] I'm so happy happy now just to be alive
[00:00:41] 'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside
[00:00:43] Well I hope they open soon
[00:00:46] I can't wait no I can't wait
[00:00:49] When are they gonna open up that door
[00:00:53] I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the
[00:00:55] Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the
[00:00:57] Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the
[00:00:59] Hardware store
[00:01:10] In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight
[00:01:12] Right in front of the store then as soon as it was light out
[00:01:14] I pressed my nose right up against the glass
[00:01:15] You know I had to be first in line
[00:01:18] Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom
[00:01:19] Want a pair of pliers for every single room of my house
[00:01:22] See those hacksaws very very soon
[00:01:23] One of them will be all mine
[00:01:25] Guys with nametags walking down the aisles
[00:01:27] Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles
[00:01:29] Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles
[00:01:31] All arranged alphabetically
[00:01:33] And they're doing a promotional stunt
[00:01:34] There's a great big purple sign out front
[00:01:36] That says every 27th customer
[00:01:38] Will get a ball peen hammer free
[00:01:41] I can't wait no I can't wait
[00:01:45] When are they gonna open up that door
[00:01:48] I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the
[00:01:50] Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the
[00:01:51] Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the
[00:01:54] Hardware store
[00:01:58] I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the
[00:01:59] Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the
[00:02:01] Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the
[00:02:03] Hardware store
[00:02:18] Would you look at all that stuff
[00:02:22] They've got Allen wrenches gerbil feeders toilet seats electric heaters
[00:02:24] Trash compactors juice extractor shower rods and water meters
[00:02:26] Walkie-talkies copper wires safety goggles radial tires
[00:02:28] Bb pellets rubber mallets fans and dehumidifiers
[00:02:30] Picture hanger's paper cutters waffle irons window shutters
[00:02:32] Paint removers window louvres masking tape and plastic gutters
[00:02:34] Kitchen faucets folding tables weather stripping jumper cables
[00:02:36] Hooks and tackle grout and spackle power fogger's spoons and ladles
[00:02:38] Pesticides for fumigation high-performance lubrication
[00:02:39] Metal roofing water proofing multi-purpose insulation
[00:02:41] Air compressors brass connectors wrecking chisels smoke detectors
[00:02:43] Tire guages hamster cages thermostats and bug deflectors
[00:02:45] Trailer hitch demagnetizers automatic circumcisers
[00:02:47] Tennis rackets angle brackets Duracell's and energizers
[00:02:49] Soffit panels circuit breakers vacuum cleaners coffee makers
[00:02:51] Calculator's generators matching salt and pepper shakers
[00:02:53] I can't wait no I can't wait
[00:02:57] When are they gonna open up that door
[00:03:01] I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the
[00:03:02] Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the
[00:03:04] Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the
[00:03:06] Hardware store
[00:03:10] I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the
[00:03:12] Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the
[00:03:13] Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the
[00:03:15] Hardware store
[00:03:20] I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the
[00:03:21] Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the
[00:03:23] Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the
[00:03:25] Hardware store
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