《Punky’s Whips》歌词

[00:00:01] Punky's Whips - Frank Zappa

[00:00:05] In today's rapidly changing world

[00:00:08] Rock groups appear every fifteen minutes

[00:00:12] Utilising some new promotional device

[00:00:15] Some of these devices have been known

[00:00:18] To leave irreparable scars

[00:00:21] On the minds of foolish young consumers

[00:00:25] One such case is seated before you:

[00:00:28] Little skinny Terry 'Ted' Bozzio

[00:00:33] That cute little drummer

[00:00:35] That's right

[00:00:36] Terry recently fell in love

[00:00:38] With a publicity-photo of a boy named Punky Meadows

[00:00:43] Lead guitar player from a group called Angel

[00:00:49] In the photograph

[00:00:51] Punky was seen with a beautiful shiny hairdo

[00:00:54] In a semi-profile which emphasized the pootched out succulence

[00:00:59] Of his insolent pouting rictus

[00:01:03] The sight of which drove the helpless young drummer mad with desire

[00:01:10] I can't stand the way he pouts

[00:01:19] 'Cause he might not be pouting for me

[00:01:25] Pouting for you Punky Meadows pouting for you

[00:01:31] His hair's so shiny and it's done real nice

[00:01:36] 'Til I squirm with ecstasy

[00:02:28] Punky Punky give me your lips to die on

[00:02:39] Oh Punky isn't it romantic

[00:03:42] Punky Punky give me your lips

[00:03:49] To die on I promise not to come in your mouth

[00:03:58] Punky Punky your album's the shits

[00:04:05] It's all wrong

[00:04:13] I ain't really queer

[00:04:17] But if he ever got near

[00:04:21] Steven Tyler would PAY to see

[00:04:27] PAY to see

[00:04:36] Punky's lips Punky's lips

[00:04:44] His hair's so shiny

[00:04:46] I love his hips

[00:04:52] I love his teeth and his gums and such

[00:04:58] Punky

[00:04:59] You're an Angel

[00:05:01] You're too much

[00:05:13] He's been havin' a rash

[00:05:16] (No shit )

[00:05:17] That keeps the girls away

[00:05:22] (It's true)

[00:05:23] Skin doom

[00:05:26] (Skin doom)

[00:05:28] Is what the doctors say

[00:05:35] I wonder what Punky is rehearsing today

[00:05:45] I'll just go over and hear him play

[00:05:55] His hair is so pretty I'd like to bite his neck

[00:06:06] I've heard a rumor he's more fluid than Jeff Beck

[00:06:14] BUT I AIN'T QUEER

[00:06:19] I AIN'T GAY

[00:06:24] (He's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ee-ay-ee-ay)

[00:06:32] A wrist array-ee-ay

[00:06:36] (That's all that is I swear )

[00:06:40] Punky's lips Punky's lips

[00:06:43] Oh I love his hair while eatin' dunk-y chips

[00:06:49] Yeah I love his blink and his blank-blank-blank

[00:06:54] Why maybe he'd like to yank my crank

[00:06:59] YANK IT PUNKY

[00:07:03] YANK IT FASTER

[00:07:08] YANK IT HARDER

[00:07:10] YANK IT ALL NITE LONG

[00:07:13] COME ON PUNKY

[00:07:15] GET FUNKY

[00:07:35] I AIN'T QUEER

[00:07:37] No no no no

[00:07:38] I AIN'T GAY

[00:07:40] No no no no

[00:07:42] (He's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ee-ay-ee-ay)

[00:07:48] Wrist array-ee-ay

[00:07:51] And then he told me now:

[00:07:52] I AIN'T QUEER

[00:07:55] (Hey )

[00:07:56] I AIN'T GAY

[00:07:58] (Hey Hey )

[00:07:59] (He's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ee-ay-ee-ay)

[00:08:35] I-I Lord

[00:08:37] I'm fo-o-o-ond of chiffo-on

[00:08:44] Oh oh oh oh

[00:08:49] I-I I said I'm fo-o-ond of chiffo-on

[00:08:59] In a wri-i-i-i-ist array