《The Knicker Elastic King》歌词

[00:00:00] The Knicker Elastic King - The Rutles

[00:00:01] He used to travel in bath cubes

[00:00:04] Until the slump came

[00:00:09] Faced with redundancy he turned his mind to other things

[00:00:13] And soon became a household name

[00:00:17] Knicker elastic

[00:00:19] Everybody used it

[00:00:21] Knicker elastic

[00:00:23] Nobody refused it

[00:00:25] Knicker elastic king the knicker elastic king

[00:00:33] A self made man with a business to run

[00:00:37] And something to sell to everyone

[00:00:41] The knicker elastic king

[00:00:50] He grew so rich the gnomes of Zurich

[00:00:53] Were green with envy ah ah

[00:00:57] The darling of the stock exchange

[00:00:59] Made the new year's honors list

[00:01:01] And won the queen's award to industry

[00:01:05] Knicker elastic

[00:01:07] Essence of propriety

[00:01:09] Knicker elastic

[00:01:11] Upholder of society

[00:01:13] The knicker elastic king

[00:01:18] Ooo la la

[00:01:34] His rubber business kept expanding

[00:01:37] But then disaster e bah gum

[00:01:42] The price of raw materials

[00:01:44] Coupled with inflation

[00:01:45] Squeezed his global holdings

[00:01:48] His liquid assets bottomed out

[00:01:50] And shrunk his retail outlet

[00:01:51] Operation

[00:01:54] And that's the story of the

[00:01:56] Knicker elastic king and market forces

[00:02:00] The knicker elastic king 'horses for courses'

[00:02:04] A self made man with a business to run

[00:02:08] And something to sell to everyone

[00:02:12] Knicker elastic king

[00:02:16] Ooo la la

[00:02:20] The knicker elastic king