《《混世魔王程咬金》第33回》歌词

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[00:00:01] 英雄会的好汉打下金迪

[00:00:04] 观众人有了站脚之处

[00:00:07] 真不容易

[00:00:08] 这是第一站

[00:00:11] 大阳山的家眷全都接到城里安顿下

[00:00:16] 又因为劫皇杠有钱呢

[00:00:19] 买战马

[00:00:20] 打盔甲

[00:00:22] 这就给他们造反打定基础

[00:00:26] 心穷来到金T 关说出的一句话

[00:00:30] 实际啊

[00:00:31] 太难了

[00:00:33] 六挡魏文通

[00:00:34] 活禽花刀帅

[00:00:37] 秦琼才胜利回到了群英会

[00:00:40] 在帅府设摆酒宴

[00:00:43] 大家开怀畅饮

[00:00:46] 说外边打扫战场啊

[00:00:48] 如何安民那城头上砍掉大嘴的

[00:00:51] 其患上群英会的

[00:00:53] 其

[00:00:54] 不再重续

[00:00:56] 酒过三巡

[00:00:58] 徐茂公说

[00:00:59] 众位弟兄

[00:01:01] 咱们自从出兵以来

[00:01:03] 倒反山东攻打金的事事顺利

[00:01:07] 可是别以为打了两个胜仗就亡了

[00:01:11] 大隋朝的人马立刻大兵压境啊

[00:01:16] 人家是全国的兵力

[00:01:18] 我们只有这一个金逼冠

[00:01:21] 这难处可就大了

[00:01:24] 程咬金扯着大嗓门喊

[00:01:28] 三哥

[00:01:29] 你别以为隋朝那么厉害

[00:01:31] 他们都是豆腐地

[00:01:33] 别的不说

[00:01:35] 就说老陈

[00:01:36] 我手中这把斧子敢说打遍天下

[00:01:40] 没人敢惹

[00:01:42] 想当初我老成劫皇杠

[00:01:46] 徐茂公白色H 4D

[00:01:48] 别净说劫皇杠的事儿

[00:01:50] 那是杨林没来

[00:01:52] 要是杨林来了

[00:01:53] 你这黄杠能结的成吗

[00:01:55] 哎

[00:01:56] 你想看我

[00:01:57] 哎

[00:01:58] 徐3 a

[00:01:59] 你别提杨林

[00:02:01] 崔虎告诉你

[00:02:03] 就是杨林来了

[00:02:04] 我程咬金也照样砍他300斧子

[00:02:09] 你信不信

[00:02:10] 徐茂公笑了笑

[00:02:12] 哈

[00:02:12] 我就看你砍他300斧子呢

[00:02:17] 秦琼也说

[00:02:19] 老鸡兄弟啊

[00:02:21] 你们哥儿俩先别吵了

[00:02:22] 咱们还是先说正事儿吧

[00:02:26] 3D

[00:02:27] 你看这背着来的魏文通怎么处理呢

[00:02:33] 徐茂公说这个人武艺高强

[00:02:37] 是杨林的案件

[00:02:40] 处死太可惜了

[00:02:43] 收降不会投降

[00:02:45] 怎么办呢

[00:02:47] 你等我想一想

[00:02:48] 他们一直喝到天光放亮

[00:02:52] 才撤去残席

[00:02:54] 各自安歇

[00:02:56] 又歇兵两日

[00:02:59] 这天早上召集大家议事

[00:03:03] 他跟秦琼说

[00:03:04] 二哥

[00:03:06] 我有办法处理为温通了

[00:03:10] 啊

[00:03:10] 你有什么法

[00:03:12] 听说老杨林这个人脾气不好

[00:03:15] 太爆

[00:03:16] 他有70 岁的人

[00:03:18] 我有一个主意

[00:03:19] 能把这个老贼气死分担

[00:03:23] 你有什么主意能叫杨林气死

[00:03:26] 你们需要如此这般这么这么这么办

[00:03:30] 然后再那么那么那么办

[00:03:32] 你看怎么样

[00:03:33] 大家一听拍手叫好

[00:03:36] 乐得前仰后合呀

[00:03:39] 不过

[00:03:39] 这事儿谁办去啦

[00:03:41] 徐茂公说啊

[00:03:43] 谁也办不出这事儿

[00:03:44] 就得叫程咬金

[00:03:47] 4D 这件事儿你去办成不成

[00:03:51] 程咬金咧着大嘴晃着大脑壳

[00:03:54] 我是徐三儿啊

[00:03:56] 你小子好事儿不派我

[00:03:58] 这种事儿你叫我去

[00:04:01] 真有你的

[00:04:02] 哎

[00:04:02] 你去不去去

[00:04:03] 我这就去

[00:04:04] 我正想看看这位文同长什么模样

[00:04:08] 就这样

[00:04:09] 有人领着来到关押魏文通的地方

[00:04:13] 把门打开一看

[00:04:15] 魏文通发髻散乱

[00:04:18] 盗版的二倍

[00:04:21] 程咬金低头看了看a

[00:04:24] 你就是喂蚊虫啊

[00:04:27] 魏文通把罚绺子

[00:04:29] 啪往后一甩

[00:04:31] 程咬金一看

[00:04:32] 怪不得杨林喜欢他

[00:04:35] 魏文通长得白白净净的

[00:04:38] 方方正正的

[00:04:40] 嗯

[00:04:41] 不错

[00:04:42] 你知道我是谁吗

[00:04:44] 不知道

[00:04:45] 我叫程咬金

[00:04:47] 那你就管我叫四爷就行了

[00:04:51] 反山东劫皇纲

[00:04:53] 都是我

[00:04:54] 你叫什么花刀帅

[00:04:57] 那你是没碰上你四爷我

[00:05:00] 要是碰上我

[00:05:01] 你那花刀帅就成了挨刀匠了

[00:05:05] 老魏

[00:05:07] 我找你不问别的事儿

[00:05:09] 我就问你一句话

[00:05:11] 你投降不投降

[00:05:13] 我们英雄会反不反杨广吧

[00:05:17] 魏文通两眼一瞪

[00:05:19] 一晃脑袋

[00:05:20] 行啊

[00:05:22] 本说既然被你们擒住

[00:05:24] 要杀就杀

[00:05:25] 要剐就剐

[00:05:27] 不许你侮辱本帅

[00:05:29] 哎呀

[00:05:31] 喂

[00:05:31] 蚊同啊

[00:05:32] 你这是给脸不要脸呢

[00:05:34] 就你这号儿

[00:05:36] 要投降也不要你

[00:05:38] 你不是不想吗

[00:05:40] 干脆你也就别提这个茬了

[00:05:44] 来吧

[00:05:45] 我今天给你倒饬倒饬

[00:05:47] 你想不想杨林a 怎讲

[00:05:51] 我把你收拾完了

[00:05:54] 给你送回去

[00:05:56] 说到这儿

[00:05:57] 他撸胳膊往袖子

[00:05:58] 左手一嗯魏文通的脑袋

[00:06:01] 右手挽住了魏文通

[00:06:04] 磕下三绺黑须

[00:06:06] 左边j Liu

[00:06:09] 手指头一禅

[00:06:10] 嘿嘿

[00:06:11] 我看你也甭想了

[00:06:13] 而他一使劲儿

[00:06:15] 把魏文通左边这绺胡子全都给我拽掉了

[00:06:20] 魏文通呀了一声

[00:06:22] 啊

[00:06:22] 你干什么

[00:06:24] 当时腮帮子出血了

[00:06:26] 干什么呢

[00:06:27] 哈哈哈

[00:06:28] 沾胡子干嘛呀

[00:06:29] 不好看

[00:06:31] 不美

[00:06:32] 我把胡子给你薅掉了

[00:06:34] 你看看你什么模样啊

[00:06:37] 伸右手一碗右边的胡子

[00:06:40] 而这一溜儿也掉了

[00:06:42] 魏文通疼得哎呀一声

[00:06:46] 心想

[00:06:46] 这用的什么行啊

[00:06:48] 在看呢

[00:06:49] 魏文通只剩下中间这遗留了

[00:06:52] 老陈说

[00:06:53] 你看你看

[00:06:54] 你你照着镜子

[00:06:56] 像不像山羊

[00:06:58] 干脆一点都不要

[00:07:00] 魏文通现在也认啦

[00:07:03] 双眼一闭

[00:07:04] 窒求一死

[00:07:05] 是一言不发

[00:07:07] 程咬金又拽住了魏文通

[00:07:11] 中间j Liu 胡子猛然一使劲儿

[00:07:13] 粉儿他也给薅掉了

[00:07:16] 这回好

[00:07:16] 魏文通啊

[00:07:18] 成了光秃秃的下巴了

[00:07:21] 老陈一看

[00:07:22] 行啊

[00:07:23] 来了

[00:07:24] 外边儿进来两个当兵的

[00:07:26] 四爷有何吩咐

[00:07:28] 去拿点胭脂粉

[00:07:30] 荷花儿

[00:07:31] 来啊

[00:07:32] 拿几件漂亮的好衣服来

[00:07:35] 我给他收拾收拾

[00:07:36] 不一会儿

[00:07:37] 东西都拿齐了

[00:07:39] 程咬金用手指头沾点颜色

[00:07:42] 往魏文通脸上一涂抹

[00:07:45] 呀

[00:07:46] 红红的

[00:07:47] 黑黑的货

[00:07:49] 赫赫有名

[00:07:50] 隋唐时期的第八节好汉

[00:07:53] 转眼之间成了女人大美人儿了

[00:07:58] 早有人准备一套鲜亮的妇人衣服

[00:08:02] 叫均彬给穿上

[00:08:04] 大花裤子也给套上了

[00:08:06] 又捆个紧紧的

[00:08:08] 魏文通能不喊唛

[00:08:10] 拼命喊呢

[00:08:12] 找块布给魏文通把嘴给堵好了

[00:08:16] 咣当

[00:08:17] 把门一锁

[00:08:18] 他静了

[00:08:19] 静首回到前面议事厅来见徐茂公a 三哥

[00:08:24] 你让我办的那件缺德事儿

[00:08:27] 我替你办完了

[00:08:28] 你接着办吧

[00:08:29] 嗯

[00:08:30] 私立办完了就是头功

[00:08:34] 侯俊机上怀中二位

[00:08:37] 贤弟三个

[00:08:40] 您找我们有什么吩咐啊

[00:08:42] 二位兄弟

[00:08:43] 你们两个乔装成赶车的老百姓

[00:08:47] 找辆大车把胃温通装在车里上边儿装上干草

[00:08:53] 别让魏文通露出来

[00:08:56] 然后赶这辆车到潼关帅府的衙门前

[00:09:01] 就说是为元帅叫送的

[00:09:04] 啊

[00:09:05] 军兵啊

[00:09:06] 一定给你们车钱

[00:09:09] 你们俩人接到钱

[00:09:10] 车也别要了

[00:09:11] 赶紧溜回来

[00:09:13] 听明白没

[00:09:14] 三哥

[00:09:14] 您放心吧

[00:09:16] 这事儿我们俩准能办好

[00:09:19] 两人换上了衣服

[00:09:21] 收拾利索出来

[00:09:24] 单说徐茂公等人在金堤关等候消息

[00:09:28] 侯俊吉上回中找好了车辆

[00:09:31] 把魏文通放在车上上边儿盖好了

[00:09:35] 甘草

[00:09:36] 赶车奔潼关

[00:09:38] 很快拿到通关

[00:09:39] 守门的军兵把他们喊住

[00:09:42] A

[00:09:42] 干什么迪

[00:09:43] 站住

[00:09:44] 别往前走了

[00:09:46] 侯君集说

[00:09:48] 诸位弟兄

[00:09:49] 辛苦辛苦

[00:09:51] 刚才我们碰见为元帅啦

[00:09:53] 为元帅追赶一个黄脸的大将

[00:09:58] 碰上我们拉着干草

[00:10:00] 他说他买了

[00:10:01] 叫我们给你们帅府送去

[00:10:05] 守门的兵丁一听

[00:10:07] 心说为元帅真行啊

[00:10:09] 到什么时候还想着军中的事儿

[00:10:12] 二话没说

[00:10:13] 放他们进关

[00:10:15] 两个人哄着车辆来到帅府门前

[00:10:18] 跟把门的兵丁又把方才的话说一遍

[00:10:22] 冰冰不敢怠慢

[00:10:25] 拿出银两给了两个人

[00:10:27] 两个人一看是时候

[00:10:29] 趁军兵不注意

[00:10:30] 溜之大吉

[00:10:32] 当兵呢

[00:10:33] 看不见赶车的

[00:10:34] 开始认为是出工

[00:10:36] 去了也没在意

[00:10:37] 等了好长时间也不见回来

[00:10:41] 可就犯了疑心了

[00:10:43] 哎

[00:10:44] 送甘草怎么连车都不要了

[00:10:47] 马也不要了吗

[00:10:48] 这怎么回事儿呢

[00:10:49] 快快快快

[00:10:50] 把车轰进去

[00:10:52] 把干草块卸下来

[00:10:54] 就这样

[00:10:54] 有人把车轰到了院儿里

[00:10:57] 把干草往下搬

[00:10:58] 嗯

[00:11:00] 看见里边有个人哟

[00:11:02] 这什么呢

[00:11:03] 哟

[00:11:04] 还藏着个女的

[00:11:06] 这女的干嘛呢

[00:11:07] 怎么看这女的头发往得高高的

[00:11:11] 差了一脑袋花儿

[00:11:13] 红袄绿裤子

[00:11:15] 以为是大美人儿呢

[00:11:17] 哎哟

[00:11:17] 怎么有个女的在这儿

[00:11:19] 看看张良呀

[00:11:21] 回来

[00:11:22] 魏文通不能说话

[00:11:24] 他心里明白

[00:11:26] 着急啊

[00:11:27] 心想哪有

[00:11:28] 什么大美人啊

[00:11:30] 他吭哧吭哧瞪着眼睛说话

[00:11:33] 有个当兵的眼睛尖哎

[00:11:34] 等等诸位

[00:11:36] 这车离

[00:11:38] 绑这个不是女的

[00:11:40] 你看多眼熟哎

[00:11:42] 是啊

[00:11:44] 是还穿着战靴呢

[00:11:45] 快快快

[00:11:46] 把嘴里东西掏出来

[00:11:48] 把所有的东西掏出来喂蚊

[00:11:50] 同甘远一阵能说话了

[00:11:53] 军兵

[00:11:53] 是我

[00:11:54] 快给我松绑

[00:11:55] 哎哟

[00:11:56] 是为元帅啊

[00:11:58] 呦喂

[00:11:59] 元帅内

[00:12:00] 你脸上抹的什么呢

[00:12:02] 为元帅那胡子呢

[00:12:04] 哎呀呸

[00:12:05] 不要多言a

[00:12:07] 试试

[00:12:08] 大家憋着了

[00:12:09] 把绳子给挑了

[00:12:12] 他蹬蹬蹬往里走

[00:12:14] 魏文通这阵儿真是想一头撞死

[00:12:18] 可又一想

[00:12:20] 杨林还不知道呢

[00:12:21] 我得跟老王爷说呀

[00:12:24] 此时杨琳正在帅堂呢

[00:12:26] 跟几家太保说话

[00:12:29] 突然从外边儿进来个大美人儿

[00:12:32] 满脑袋的花

[00:12:34] 穿着大花袄

[00:12:36] 嗯

[00:12:37] 这谁

[00:12:39] 他刚想要问这个大美人儿

[00:12:41] 扑通就跪下

[00:12:42] 见着杨林嗷啕大哭

[00:12:45] 老王爷呀

[00:12:46] 可羞死我了

[00:12:48] 王家千岁

[00:12:50] 我不能活了哟

[00:12:53] 听声音

[00:12:53] 这不是未婚同骂a

[00:12:56] 你是

[00:12:56] 哎呀王爷呀

[00:12:59] 我正是魏文通啊

[00:13:02] 嗯

[00:13:03] 嗯

[00:13:04] 你不是追赶秦琼了吗

[00:13:06] 为何弄成这般模样将

[00:13:10] 未闻同意开

[00:13:11] 杨凌生气吓的不敢再哭了

[00:13:14] 魔力把眼泪对杨林说自己如何去追秦琼

[00:13:19] 怎么碰见了六伙人和他交战

[00:13:23] 最后来到了黄河上

[00:13:26] 我上了贼船

[00:13:27] 他们把船弄翻了

[00:13:29] 我被他们抓住了

[00:13:31] 又被程咬金羞辱的经过说了一遍

[00:13:35] 杨林听罢

[00:13:37] 怒发冲冠

[00:13:39] 气得下巴磕着胡子

[00:13:41] 都支棱起来了

[00:13:43] 哎呀

[00:13:44] 气死我耶

[00:13:47] 哇呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀

[00:13:50] 来呀

[00:13:51] 北马台吧

[00:13:52] 我把那些响马是斩尽杀绝

[00:13:57] 挑剔魏文通报仇刚说完

[00:14:02] 杨琳忽然哈哈大笑

[00:14:05] 不再是12 加太保

[00:14:07] 魏文通都懵了

[00:14:09] 王爷

[00:14:10] 阿贝志受辱

[00:14:12] 你应当怒气

[00:14:13] 天兄

[00:14:14] 你怎么又笑起来呢

[00:14:16] 啊啊啊

[00:14:20] 这些想法把你擒住不杀你

[00:14:23] 把你打扮成大美人儿送到潼关

[00:14:26] 你知道他们是什么庸医吗

[00:14:28] 王爷

[00:14:30] 卑职愚钝

[00:14:32] 不知唉

[00:14:34] 很痛

[00:14:36] 那帮人知道我性如烈火

[00:14:39] 一看见你这样

[00:14:41] 加上我这么大年纪

[00:14:43] 准得气死你意见

[00:14:46] 因为你气死本王准得连修带扫也活不了

[00:14:53] 我要是现在带人前去

[00:14:55] 这个仗没法打

[00:14:57] 这些想法真是什么坏点子都想得出来呀

[00:15:01] 哼

[00:15:02] 我偏不上他们的大我不生气

[00:15:06] 文同啊

[00:15:07] 你也不用羞恼

[00:15:09] 这不怪你

[00:15:11] 你一个人人单事故

[00:15:13] 那些想法

[00:15:14] 什么事干不出来呀

[00:15:15] 去换身衣服啊

[00:15:18] 呃

[00:15:18] 下班买点韭菜

[00:15:20] 咱爷俩吃点喝点

[00:15:23] 等我们吃饱了

[00:15:24] 喝足了

[00:15:25] 你给我点3000人马

[00:15:27] 我去收拾他

[00:15:28] 给你报仇雪恨

[00:15:32] 魏文通听了

[00:15:34] 暗自佩服杨林的心胸

[00:15:37] 是啊

[00:15:38] 那杨林是久经大敌的老帅呀

[00:15:44] 姜是老的辣

[00:15:46] 魏文通冲着杨林磕了头

[00:15:50] 回到后边儿

[00:15:51] 镜面换衣服

[00:15:54] 这回啊

[00:15:54] 魏文通这胡子要想长出来

[00:15:57] 可就费了劲了

[00:15:59] 大太保薛亮问杨林爹爹

[00:16:02] 你真的去金堤关剿除响马吗

[00:16:06] 我们哥几个陪你一块儿去

[00:16:09] 杨林看看这12个太保

[00:16:12] 就你们这些陪我喝酒还可以

[00:16:15] 要说打仗还不净给我丢人吗

[00:16:19] 你别看响马人多

[00:16:21] Na 不过是一群乌合之众

[00:16:24] 你们在铜管等着也省得去啦

[00:16:27] 给我丢人现眼是是是

[00:16:31] 爹爹双棒

[00:16:32] 天下无敌哎

[00:16:33] 谁能比得了啊

[00:16:34] 我们不行

[00:16:35] 是啊是啊

[00:16:36] 不过你可要

[00:16:38] 多小心

[00:16:39] 嗯

[00:16:40] 不大会儿功夫

[00:16:42] 魏文通换完衣服

[00:16:43] 命人摆下酒宴

[00:16:45] 和杨凌

[00:16:46] 吃喝已毕

[00:16:47] 杨林带3000人马奔金的官

[00:16:52] 魏文通和12 加太保都没去

[00:16:57] 这也是一高人胆大呀

[00:17:00] 咱们再说

[00:17:01] 徐茂公打发走了侯俊吉上怀中哥几个接着议论程咬金说

[00:17:08] 三哥

[00:17:09] 你说杨林见着魏文通又该怎样呢

[00:17:15] 此地杨林心如烈火

[00:17:17] 一杆魏文通如此受辱

[00:17:21] 那么大的元帅打扮成一个富人

[00:17:24] 他不气死也气昏

[00:17:27] 魏文通见着杨琳亟祷

[00:17:29] 羞愧难当

[00:17:31] 没准儿就得摸脖子

[00:17:33] A 、徐3 a 要依我老成

[00:17:37] 看那不见得

[00:17:39] 碰巧杨军一看魏文东那样

[00:17:42] 为给他报仇就行

[00:17:44] 带兵来打我们

[00:17:47] 徐茂公还没言语

[00:17:49] 善雄信喊上了杨林

[00:17:51] 不来变棒

[00:17:52] 他又来先笑的

[00:17:54] 尝尝我钉钉狼牙棒的厉害

[00:17:58] 尤俊达、王伯当等人都是七个不服八个不忿

[00:18:02] 就等杨林到来

[00:18:03] 斗一斗靠山

[00:18:05] 王徐茂公说

[00:18:07] 众位弟兄

[00:18:08] 看见你们这样

[00:18:09] 我心中高兴

[00:18:10] 你们要把杨林打败了

[00:18:12] 这隋朝江山咱们就算得到一半儿

[00:18:17] 众英雄你一言我一语

[00:18:20] 议论纷纷

[00:18:21] 只喝个一醉方休才各自休息

[00:18:26] 转过天来

[00:18:28] 天光放亮

[00:18:30] 就听官城外号炮连天

[00:18:32] 人还马扎有人来报

[00:18:35] 启禀徐首领

[00:18:36] 得知靠山王杨林带领3000人攻打金堤关

[00:18:42] 哦

[00:18:43] 在看在鲍徐茂功霞

[00:18:47] 靠山王虽说上点年纪

[00:18:50] 还真懂得兵贵神速

[00:18:52] 王派人叫来魏征、秦琼、程咬金、善雄信等众英雄

[00:18:58] 一齐来到城头观望

[00:19:01] 看见金的关外

[00:19:03] 杨林已经扎下营盘

[00:19:07] 徐茂公说

[00:19:08] 众位弟兄

[00:19:09] 我们不都憋着劲儿斗杨林骂老杨林来了

[00:19:14] 早饭过后

[00:19:15] 他一定叫阵

[00:19:16] 咱们出去快饱餐战饭

[00:19:20] 准备迎敌好了

[00:19:22] 众人从城上下来

[00:19:24] 各自准备时间不太大

[00:19:27] 就听成外道咚咚咚咚咚到咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚

[00:19:36] 包其名

[00:19:38] 徐首领

[00:19:39] 靠山王杨林叫阵

[00:19:41] 请令定夺好点其一3000兵马助为弟兄

[00:19:47] 随我出城交战

[00:19:49] 是啊

[00:19:50] 点炮

[00:19:52] 怎么啊

[00:19:53] 英雄会人也有啊

[00:19:56] 你别忘了

[00:19:58] 他们打暨南的时候打开仓库

[00:20:01] 军中所有的东西他都带齐了

[00:20:05] 包括弩弓要件也都带出来

[00:20:09] 这就给他们造反奠定了基础

[00:20:12] 炮声一响

[00:20:14] 城门开放

[00:20:15] 吊桥趁平

[00:20:16] 3000人马鱼贯而出

[00:20:19] 到了疆场

[00:20:20] 一字长蛇是压住阵脚

[00:20:23] 命令弓箭手射住阵脚

[00:20:25] 列开阵势

[00:20:26] 众人带丝姜傻目一瞧哟

[00:20:30] 暗暗竖大拇哥

[00:20:32] 杨林确实是会领兵带队

[00:20:37] 对面军兵不多

[00:20:39] 军装号牌儿整齐

[00:20:41] 当中一员老将身高过丈虎背

[00:20:45] 胸腰子微微一张脸

[00:20:48] 这张脸是红扑扑的

[00:20:51] 一部花白胡须散满钱

[00:20:54] 心是黑的少白的

[00:20:56] 多跟跟减

[00:20:57] 肉条条透风

[00:20:59] 头戴巾冠

[00:21:00] 身挂金甲

[00:21:01] 背背八杆护背旗

[00:21:03] 外罩黄罗征袍

[00:21:06] 胯下宝马良驹

[00:21:08] 怀抱一对囚龙双棒

[00:21:12] 真好像搬走了苍龙

[00:21:14] 调离啦猛虎一样

[00:21:15] 二目烁烁放光

[00:21:20] 老杨林一看英雄会原谅

[00:21:23] 对了

[00:21:23] 告诉军兵把秦琼叫来跟我回话

[00:21:27] 哎

[00:21:29] 秦琼秦叔宝王爷请你过来

[00:21:35] 秦琼听见没听见了

[00:21:37] 假装听不着

[00:21:39] 程咬金说

[00:21:40] 而跟人

[00:21:41] 你干爹叫你呢

[00:21:43] 去去去

[00:21:43] 谁干爹a

[00:21:45] 你不是干儿子吗

[00:21:46] 那是他自己承认

[00:21:48] 我不承认

[00:21:49] 叫你过去搭话呢

[00:21:51] 呃呃

[00:21:52] 我不去

[00:21:53] 为什么

[00:21:54] 他明白老杨林想和他叙徐晶

[00:21:58] 杨林是这个意思

[00:22:00] 他把秦叔宝叫过来

[00:22:02] 从心里喜爱这员大将

[00:22:04] 我跟你说

[00:22:05] 你给我当儿子

[00:22:07] 我保你荣华富贵

[00:22:09] 你想办法把英雄会的人给招安了

[00:22:13] 不就省着打了吗

[00:22:15] 轻轻一想

[00:22:17] 你对我虽然不薄

[00:22:19] 现在我们是对立仇敌

[00:22:21] 你跟我又有杀父之仇

[00:22:23] 咱们谈什么呢

[00:22:25] 不见面儿好

[00:22:27] 但有一点我得提醒大家

[00:22:29] 中国弟兄你这个养老了可不好打

[00:22:33] 我亲穷一辈子

[00:22:34] 不服人

[00:22:35] 我这双锏打遍天下无敌手

[00:22:38] 唯独在杨林的马前走不上三合