《六和寺围捕武二郎》歌词

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[00:00:00] 上坟书说到

[00:00:02] 转眼次日天光放亮

[00:00:04] 军队便骑了骑门

[00:00:07] 越说

[00:00:07] 诸位

[00:00:08] 各位长老

[00:00:10] 各位真人

[00:00:11] 今天我们到六合四

[00:00:13] 只要人人被Lu GE

[00:00:14] 当天能抓活的抓活的

[00:00:17] 抓不了活的

[00:00:18] 把武松给杀回去

[00:00:21] 在太师面前替你们清风弥陀佛两天子早就这样

[00:00:29] 很快来到了六额

[00:00:32] 四呼啦圈兵就把寺院给围上

[00:00:36] 当兵的别看没什么作用

[00:00:39] 但是这一为寺院吓人

[00:00:43] 周围的游人

[00:00:45] 那僧人的下巴全都跑了不到六合寺的主持犯什么罪

[00:00:52] 随后

[00:00:53] 这12 个人堵着门口高喊

[00:00:56] 嘿

[00:00:58] 庙在和尚听见

[00:00:59] 赶快把五松绑出来交给我们万事皆休

[00:01:05] 要不然要学习6 he 有门头僧啊

[00:01:12] 一看外边来了这么多兵就吓坏了

[00:01:15] 赶紧进来逛

[00:01:16] 大框把门插好了

[00:01:18] 往里边儿俗气

[00:01:20] 回头咱们再说哦

[00:01:23] 古松啊

[00:01:24] 是清河县人

[00:01:27] 弟兄二人大哥五大老二武松父母早亡

[00:01:35] 是哥哥卖炊饼符呀

[00:01:37] 啊这个人那体格健壮

[00:01:40] 性情很怪话不多

[00:01:43] 但是他可是君子啊

[00:01:46] 侠肝义胆浩打爆屏武艺高强

[00:01:51] 万马军营有斩将读其之母光斌在没办法占据梁山

[00:01:58] 随同宋江被招完之后

[00:02:00] 跟随众人征剿方腊

[00:02:05] 屡立战功

[00:02:06] 被推荐把自己的左B 小调成了残废人

[00:02:13] 后来人家入朝为官

[00:02:16] 他呢

[00:02:16] 留在六和寺

[00:02:19] 这么多年在庙里头从哪一步出了一部练功星星

[00:02:29] 现在50 多岁

[00:02:32] 头几天呢

[00:02:33] 来了个人

[00:02:34] 谁呢正是鲁智深的儿子

[00:02:38] CY 大王鲁平

[00:02:41] 鲁平等来的是从花家带来

[00:02:45] 前文我说过

[00:02:46] 卢平占据青草山有一回碰见木笼囚车了

[00:02:52] 打上冠军砸木笼

[00:02:54] 囚车一袋

[00:02:55] 里面有一老一少

[00:02:58] 老子是食品的母亲烧的

[00:03:01] 事实斌弟兄见面万分亲近

[00:03:04] 两个人曾经

[00:03:06] 到丰华

[00:03:07] 县县衙杀了知县

[00:03:10] 转身回来

[00:03:11] 走在中途

[00:03:12] 本想都到青草山把士兵的母亲以及山上的家底儿拉着到华家寨去

[00:03:22] 万没想到

[00:03:24] 走在中途碰见陆占鳌从七星山搬兵求救

[00:03:30] 走得太急昏倒

[00:03:32] 地下识别录屏把他救起来之后

[00:03:36] 鲁占鳌一说

[00:03:38] 湿B 知道问题严重

[00:03:40] 跟鲁迅说

[00:03:41] 哥哥

[00:03:42] 你把我母亲送到八家寨

[00:03:45] 我拿刀七星山减肥

[00:03:47] 弟兄分手吃冰去

[00:03:50] 请入云龙公孙胜南鲁明回到了青草山

[00:03:55] 跟喽罗兵说

[00:03:56] 我呀

[00:03:57] 搬家了

[00:03:59] 我要到华家寨去

[00:04:01] 你们愿意跟我去的

[00:04:02] 跟我走

[00:04:03] 不愿意去的

[00:04:05] 可以拿些银两

[00:04:07] 你们各奔前程

[00:04:09] 楼宾友愿意走

[00:04:11] 有的发点路费都遣散了

[00:04:15] 剩下那么500来人

[00:04:18] 然后呢

[00:04:19] 又见施斌的母亲

[00:04:21] 两位跟我走吧

[00:04:24] 咱们的华家寨阿弟兄们团聚去

[00:04:28] 老太太说

[00:04:29] 现在我也没家啦

[00:04:31] 儿子你带我上哪儿

[00:04:33] 我跟你上哪只是你兄弟施斌呢

[00:04:37] 哎

[00:04:38] 他办事儿去你就甭管了好了

[00:04:41] 好歹它们在分化线地线上挖了不少东西

[00:04:45] 值钱的东西值钱

[00:04:48] 不在包大小

[00:04:49] 包大不值钱

[00:04:51] 装了几辆大车喽

[00:04:54] 或者老百姓的衣服大做押镖车的

[00:04:59] 就这样的直奔还债

[00:05:02] 来到华家寨的山下

[00:05:04] 已报名一说

[00:05:06] 花真Lu jun Ren 下山迎接

[00:05:10] 把师母请到山上一看见鲁明是哪一感情加分配相当

[00:05:18] 花和尚鲁智深

[00:05:20] 有儿子谁不乐呀

[00:05:22] 好啊

[00:05:23] 上山安顿好住处之后

[00:05:28] 比如说七星山用人哇

[00:05:31] 去帮手上去

[00:05:34] 卢俊文说

[00:05:35] 你别去

[00:05:36] 现在山上人不太多

[00:05:38] 你呢

[00:05:39] 路又不熟

[00:05:40] 呃

[00:05:41] 我已经派几伙人去了

[00:05:43] 就这不知道怎么那么巧

[00:05:46] 谁来铁臂周彤来了铁臂周彤到这干嘛继续各地人马赶奔

[00:05:56] 新程姐就五位小将

[00:06:01] 想就那五个人

[00:06:03] 必须有人战败

[00:06:05] 高球府的那个和尚古风这股风太厉害了

[00:06:10] 就那两个袖子一壶了

[00:06:12] 古墓仙都不是对手

[00:06:14] 周彤曾经在一品香的楼下会指导他

[00:06:20] 能耐太大

[00:06:21] 山形为读诗独立行者

[00:06:25] 武松还可以喝

[00:06:28] 打个平手

[00:06:29] 轻松谈何容易

[00:06:31] 这人已经隐居不出头了

[00:06:35] 对尘世间这些铮铮杀杀战战心灰意冷

[00:06:42] 到了最后自己时掉一只胳膊又怎么的了

[00:06:45] 不就是守在庙里吗

[00:06:48] 所以他到这儿商量谁去行

[00:06:51] 鲁平说

[00:06:52] 我听

[00:06:53] 我跟叔叔最熟

[00:06:56] 到周公说

[00:06:57] 你怎么输啊

[00:06:58] 哎

[00:06:59] 我娘领着我倒溜佛寺给我爹上坟去了

[00:07:04] 看见那个佛塔嗯

[00:07:07] 吴叔叔就把我列这个产假

[00:07:10] 给我拉走的时候

[00:07:12] 眼中含泪抓着我肩头半天没说一句话

[00:07:17] 他说

[00:07:18] 你要有功夫来看看叔叔

[00:07:21] 哎

[00:07:22] 你爹有人看我没人看

[00:07:26] 当时我心里不好受

[00:07:29] 又这么多年啦

[00:07:31] 我去看看去啊

[00:07:32] 跟他说说也许能行

[00:07:35] 哎呀

[00:07:36] 沟通了

[00:07:36] 欢太好了

[00:07:37] 要这么说

[00:07:38] 那你就去吧

[00:07:40] 还带几个人部落我自己去

[00:07:43] 就这样

[00:07:44] 鲁平离开了华夏寨岗奔杭州六和寺

[00:07:50] 这阵儿呢

[00:07:51] 七星山打得很激烈

[00:07:53] 这五瓶这天来到了六和寺

[00:07:56] 啪啪一敲打

[00:07:58] 门关一报名

[00:08:00] 小僧人往里送信

[00:08:02] 武松赶紧告诉小沙米

[00:08:07] 叫宁静

[00:08:08] 鲁平来到里面给叔叔磕头啊

[00:08:12] 你看

[00:08:12] 那么大个仔见了武松

[00:08:14] 像小孩一样

[00:08:16] 武松一把把他拉起来拽在眼前

[00:08:20] 看了好半天没说话

[00:08:23] 可是眼中含泪

[00:08:26] 孩子啊

[00:08:27] 你来干嘛来了想你啊哼哼

[00:08:31] 叔叔出事儿

[00:08:33] 外边好多我的弟兄啊都被人抓走了高俅蔡京HY

[00:08:39] 我们梁山后代啊

[00:08:41] 吴用宋江报仇

[00:08:45] 林冲他们的孩子都被他们抓走了

[00:08:48] 有个大和尚古风特别厉害

[00:08:50] 谁也打不了a 来听你的了

[00:08:54] 周红老也是叫我请你出头去占古风叔叔啊

[00:08:59] 你无论如何你得去

[00:09:02] 我去啊

[00:09:03] 你怎么不去

[00:09:04] 我不去没办法

[00:09:07] 录屏不敢说话

[00:09:09] 住了五六天

[00:09:12] 鲁平还不行就想走

[00:09:14] 这天清晨

[00:09:16] 鲁萍刚想辞别叔叔要走

[00:09:18] 突然外面挖人欢

[00:09:22] 马栅一阵打乱小沙弥

[00:09:25] 等到里边儿再杀师傅可不得了

[00:09:30] 文君为主

[00:09:31] 六和寺口口声声叫你老人家

[00:09:33] 虎榜叫人又杀进来了啊

[00:09:37] 例五松

[00:09:39] 听着霸气的一磅咯

[00:09:41] 我都吃了

[00:09:42] 残废人捉我干什么

[00:09:46] 我看看鲁平一听就急了

[00:09:48] 一伸手把方便连环铲就吵起来

[00:09:52] 什么叫舒服没有

[00:09:55] 我看他往外处跑

[00:09:59] 乌松在后面紧紧跟随

[00:10:00] 霎时间来一炮的庙门庙里头

[00:10:03] 十名僧人

[00:10:05] 这十个僧人都是武松训练出来的

[00:10:07] 一身号武功啊

[00:10:09] 挖开了门

[00:10:11] Lu Ming 在前

[00:10:12] 武松赛后往这一站独臂行者武松

[00:10:17] 来到庙门外一看

[00:10:20] 门前有无数的分兵把六和四围个里三层外三层的

[00:10:27] 不知道为什么叨念不好

[00:10:31] 弥陀佛

[00:10:33] 你们是

[00:10:35] 哪的人吗

[00:10:37] 为什么在庙外喧哗讲到佛门境地

[00:10:43] 谁是领头的给我来回话

[00:10:47] 这个官兵放两旁一闪

[00:10:51] 为什么武松这俩字在他的心目中占有很重要的

[00:10:58] 你别看不常到六合寺来

[00:11:01] 谁都知道武松是好样儿的

[00:11:04] 那是英雄啊

[00:11:06] 所以纷纷倒退就把赢那几人给闪出去了

[00:11:11] 表妹是谁啊

[00:11:12] 杭州马总兵

[00:11:15] 他陪扰小白龙剪片化和一支蓝希律

[00:11:20] 另外

[00:11:21] 经常来的十大高手

[00:11:24] 还有颈间

[00:11:25] 还有百十来人砸在对面

[00:11:29] 拿奖天化

[00:11:30] 甩蹬下马

[00:11:32] 来到切近上下打量

[00:11:36] 独立行走

[00:11:38] 离开眼前之人

[00:11:39] 50 多岁

[00:11:40] 身高八尺开外不到九尺

[00:11:43] 肩宽背厚

[00:11:44] 遗憾的是

[00:11:45] 这个胳膊是哄的

[00:11:48] 一只胳膊

[00:11:49] 头戴月牙子筋骨

[00:11:50] 散发披肩

[00:11:52] 身穿灰色的声音

[00:11:54] 1 G 4 炮

[00:11:56] 下面穿着青中央

[00:12:00] 白话僧鞋

[00:12:02] 胸前挂着菩提子的数珠

[00:12:06] 往里看棱角

[00:12:08] 发明了高额头、高颧骨两道浓浓的眉毛

[00:12:14] 协助天苍鹅脚

[00:12:16] 一堆大墓低垂着眼帘

[00:12:21] 高粱刺破口

[00:12:23] 颔下胡须往这儿一站也不抬头在身后站着

[00:12:31] 身高就是开外

[00:12:33] 将一丈嘿呦呦面皮

[00:12:36] 这张脸黑总统令中头上海霞林路塞湖区一二号宁静的朝上长

[00:12:44] 头戴青段的纱巾

[00:12:46] 并宾带果红绒球

[00:12:48] 浑身穿青挂皂行雷士发一傻大

[00:12:53] 但起码差都当巩固

[00:12:56] 俗称ru be Li er 的薄底快靴

[00:12:59] 手拿方便连环铲往这儿一站

[00:13:04] 像火燎的金刚烟熏的太岁

[00:13:08] 哎妈呀

[00:13:09] 这谁呀

[00:13:10] 谁呀

[00:13:10] 鲁宁一边有五名僧人

[00:13:14] 全都是代表枇杷骂挂着诉诸

[00:13:18] 带着垂手站立都不抬眼皮

[00:13:22] 这是规矩

[00:13:23] 讲真话紧走几步

[00:13:26] 请问你就是武松武二郎a 证是武松

[00:13:34] 你就是那个打虎的

[00:13:36] 嘿嘿

[00:13:39] 认识我吗

[00:13:41] 你佛佛武松抬头瞧瞧一看

[00:13:46] 这个人30岁多一些

[00:13:50] 头戴白色的软罗帽

[00:13:53] 鬓边戴美如球

[00:13:56] 浑身穿白

[00:13:58] 戴素背背宝剑往脸上

[00:14:02] 这个人的脸青白青白的有点儿瓦灰色

[00:14:06] 二目无神

[00:14:08] 白眼珠就跟死鱼眼睛一样

[00:14:11] 明眼人一看就明白

[00:14:13] 贪色过度不是个好东西

[00:14:18] 平凡不认识

[00:14:20] 哈哈

[00:14:23] 你还记得不记得快活林有个蒋门神拿这

[00:14:33] 武松想起来

[00:14:35] 是啊

[00:14:36] 那年我充军发配路过快活林大闹

[00:14:41] 飞云浦血溅鸳鸯楼

[00:14:45] 杀了蒋门神

[00:14:47] 宰了张都监

[00:14:50] 你是蒋门神的什么人

[00:14:56] 我是她儿子

[00:14:58] 人送外号独霸寒潭

[00:15:01] 小白龙我叫蒋听话噢

[00:15:07] 原来如此

[00:15:10] 武松

[00:15:11] 我今天可找你报杀父之仇来了

[00:15:15] 就这张琪没蹭过来

[00:15:18] 嗨

[00:15:19] 不送你折磨谁吗

[00:15:22] 松不看眼前之人穿蓝褂

[00:15:26] 翠鬓边采芝兰花

[00:15:28] 年纪也就在30 元

[00:15:31] 你是何人哼哼

[00:15:35] 我的福气是西门气哦

[00:15:39] 武松敏感

[00:15:42] 二位小将找我难道是复仇吗

[00:15:47] 不错

[00:15:48] 杀父之仇

[00:15:49] 不共戴天

[00:15:51] 哼

[00:15:52] 恶有恶报

[00:15:53] 善有善报

[00:15:54] 不是不报

[00:15:55] 时辰没

[00:15:56] 到现在我们长大成人了

[00:15:59] 你也成了残废人了

[00:16:01] 我们来碰当初之仇来了

[00:16:05] 哦

[00:16:06] 想家

[00:16:08] 你能不能听贫僧一言呢

[00:16:12] 当初我杀西门庆是

[00:16:17] 哎

[00:16:17] 替我哥哥报仇

[00:16:20] 我哥哥死在你自己西门庆之手

[00:16:25] 小天啊

[00:16:27] 我杀蒋门神

[00:16:28] 那是因为蒋门神在哪方是恶报

[00:16:33] 这都是当初的事儿

[00:16:35] 现在贫僧已遁入空门啦

[00:16:40] 想啊

[00:16:43] 这么事儿如果冤冤相报何时了啊

[00:16:47] 冤仇易解吾以及烟啊

[00:16:52] 听我话还是去吧

[00:16:54] 妈妈说

[00:16:55] 你站着说话不腰疼啊

[00:16:57] 你爹没被人杀

[00:16:59] 你爹被人杀了

[00:17:00] 你得找报仇

[00:17:02] 你个死了

[00:17:03] 还找我爹报仇呢啊

[00:17:05] 我爹死了

[00:17:06] 不找你报仇啊

[00:17:08] 我告诉你姓吴地

[00:17:10] 你要是明白

[00:17:12] 你把脖子一伸

[00:17:13] 咔嚓一下

[00:17:14] 玻璃崽里子买菜

[00:17:17] 要不然看着没有带着这么多冠军

[00:17:20] 你这

[00:17:22] 六个字

[00:17:23] 哎

[00:17:24] 就一个人上不了

[00:17:27] 弥陀佛

[00:17:29] 二位小将

[00:17:31] 你们为什么要这么做

[00:17:35] 报仇报仇

[00:17:37] 请问

[00:17:38] 冠军是谁领来的啊

[00:17:42] 姓马的

[00:17:44] 赶紧过来a 我我姓马

[00:17:48] 是杭州总兵

[00:17:52] 谁叫你领官军为我的六个字

[00:17:56] 呃

[00:17:56] 这个

[00:17:58] 贫僧蒸饺放落落了残疾

[00:18:03] 不因为在朝为官

[00:18:05] 是圣上同意我在这出家为僧

[00:18:10] 当六和寺的主持

[00:18:13] 这是皇上同意

[00:18:16] 我犯什么罪

[00:18:17] 为什么带兵征剿

[00:18:20] 如果有剩的旨意

[00:18:22] 不用你说话

[00:18:23] 贫僧无码没有深刻的旨意

[00:18:26] 你侧重天理

[00:18:29] 国法何在

[00:18:32] 嗯

[00:18:34] 我是蹦啦

[00:18:36] 蔡太师的公文

[00:18:39] 那蔡进

[00:18:41] 害我梁传向死死亡的亡哦

[00:18:46] 又害到武松身上

[00:18:50] 他欺负我是残疾啊

[00:18:53] 休息啊

[00:18:55] 嗯嗯

[00:18:56] 哎呃

[00:18:59] 我说吴大师啊

[00:19:01] 他不是我乐意来呀

[00:19:03] 他不是他们经常来人了吗

[00:19:06] 他也觉得从一短

[00:19:09] 西门玉说

[00:19:11] 你等花开吗

[00:19:12] 嗨性格的我要命

[00:19:15] 我就知道给我爹报仇

[00:19:17] 还蹭就过来

[00:19:18] 武松一动没动

[00:19:20] 往这儿一站稳如泰山

[00:19:24] 在一旁气坏了

[00:19:26] 鲁平鲁平大喊一声

[00:19:30] 叔叔傻啊

[00:19:33] 花啊哇啊

[00:19:39] 小子们啊

[00:19:40] 哎

[00:19:41] 你们竟敢到这儿来找我说报仇爷爷漂亮女

[00:19:48] 谁教过我姓单子

[00:19:51] 临平人称赛霸王

[00:19:53] 我的父亲姓农民答呀

[00:19:57] 爸爸

[00:19:59] 你爹是鲁智深花和尚啊

[00:20:02] 好小子

[00:20:04] 你到这儿来了这哈哈哈

[00:20:06] 我叫你这小子拿出紫电宝剑刷啦

[00:20:12] 仙人指路

[00:20:14] 分汝平的眼镜扎鲁平异响啊

[00:20:18] 好像咱们欺负人哦

[00:20:22] 他以增进小伙忒热

[00:20:27] 奔着一栏打来下的西门宇急忙闪身嗨抓着近五草熏折俩打在庙门前

[00:20:38] 武松不慌不忙到退出

[00:20:42] 不就往旁边的石阶着一座

[00:20:47] 眼皮怎么也大了

[00:20:51] 嗯

[00:20:53] 这一阵儿呢

[00:20:54] 鲁平和西门玉已经打了七八个回合了

[00:20:59] 看出上下武松用不着看耳

[00:21:02] 不听就可以了

[00:21:04] 那功夫已经到了炉火纯青

[00:21:06] 登峰造极

[00:21:07] 你别看他往这儿一坐不言语

[00:21:10] 老实

[00:21:11] 嗯

[00:21:12] 你动动试试

[00:21:14] 鲁平的股

[00:21:16] 比西门玉强的不是一点半点

[00:21:19] 它的本身

[00:21:20] 应该说比小旋风李飞还高李

[00:21:24] 飞多少缺心眼

[00:21:26] 鲁平一点儿也不缺

[00:21:28] 哈也

[00:21:29] 这方便连环铲滑了吗

[00:21:31] 64 斤无度如飞

[00:21:34] 64 斤的禅杖在他手里啊

[00:21:36] 就像擀面棍儿一样

[00:21:39] 西门玉是真害怕

[00:21:42] 如果见可馋长碰上就得出手

[00:21:45] 能够害怕

[00:21:47] 所以他看不好

[00:21:51] 急忙虚晃一招

[00:21:53] 拉着拜山的同时抓

[00:21:56] 抽出三只毒药标来

[00:21:59] 干嘛要标达鲁平啊

[00:22:03] 嗨

[00:22:04] 某家不是对手

[00:22:05] 哎

[00:22:06] 真全啊

[00:22:07] 一闪身Lu

[00:22:09] 比如说别动啊

[00:22:10] 脑袋流血在刀划往下引

[00:22:15] 拿这个小D 数一数数三指标出去

[00:22:20] 啊

[00:22:22] 大梗嗓稍诖两类

[00:22:25] 因为他正是这边闪出来

[00:22:32] 鲁平已经看见了谁

[00:22:36] 啪

[00:22:36] 还有船长爬

[00:22:39] 刷一下

[00:22:41] 放一群人说迟那时快

[00:22:44] 三指标全都打了打

[00:22:47] 那边有个叫

[00:22:48] 哎呦哎

[00:22:50] 怎么标飞到官军的身上

[00:22:54] 躺着两个不要

[00:22:56] 不要打扮

[00:22:57] 趴着起不来

[00:22:59] 鲁平一看哈哈大笑

[00:23:02] 哎

[00:23:02] 西了雨啊

[00:23:04] 你乃小人

[00:23:06] 用爱情伤人算什么本事呢

[00:23:09] 花花不要转

[00:23:11] 展开一场雪仗

[00:23:14] 要知后事如何

[00:23:17] 且听下回分解