《[31]数字语音服务》歌词

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[00:00:01] Husband:I’m so frustrated!

[00:00:03] Wife:what’s wrong,Jim?

[00:00:05] Husband:I called the electronics shop to find out

[00:00:07] what time they close,and it took me twenty minutes

[00:00:10] to get what I wanted!

[00:00:12] Wife:Twenty minutes just to find out

[00:00:14] what their business hours are?

[00:00:16] Husband:yes.They have some sort of digital receptionist.

[00:00:20] So when I called in,a machine told me to push a button

[00:00:22] for the department I wanted to be transferred to.

[00:00:25] Wife:Oh,I hate getting voicemail instead of a person.

[00:00:28] What did you do?

[00:00:30] Husband:I just kept pushing buttons.

[00:00:32] I was transferred to customer service,

[00:00:34] but there a machine told me to choose between technical help,

[00:00:37] warranty information,or price information.

[00:00:40] Wife:Couldn’d you choose to be transferred to a real person?

[00:00:43] Husband:Eventually I did get to a real person.

[00:00:46] I found out the closing time,

[00:00:48] but by then the store had already closed!