《The Houseplant Song(Underdog Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Houseplant Song - Audio Adrenaline

[00:00:36] Once I read a book

[00:00:37] And this is what it said

[00:00:39] If your music has a beat

[00:00:41] Then you're gonna wind up dead

[00:00:43] It doesn't really matter if it's Christian or not

[00:00:46] If it's syncopated rhythm then your soul is gonna rot

[00:00:51] And this book was called Ha Your Gonna Burn

[00:00:56] And in the second chapter I went on to learn

[00:01:00] Take two houseplants

[00:01:01] And put them to the test

[00:01:03] Set them both in front of speakers

[00:01:05] And let the music do the rest

[00:01:07] The first one you play Mozart

[00:01:09] Or something lovely like that

[00:01:11] The second one you play that Petra Or that MegaDeth

[00:01:14] Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is

[00:01:19] So I took my two houseplants

[00:01:20] And I put them to the test

[00:01:23] Set them both in front of speakers

[00:01:24] To let the music do the rest

[00:01:27] I powered up my Pioneers

[00:01:28] To let the music roar

[00:01:30] But twenty minutes later

[00:01:32] Someone's knocking at my door

[00:01:37] I opened up my door

[00:01:39] And there my neighbour stood

[00:01:41] He said Man I'd like to get some sleep

[00:01:43] If you think I could

[00:01:44] I said Man can't you see here

[00:01:47] I've got this moral dilemma that I got to get clear

[00:01:50] He said What kind of moral dilemma

[00:01:52] Could you have at this time of night

[00:01:54] That could make me so angry

[00:01:56] That I just want to fight

[00:02:00] So I pointed to the page in that open book

[00:02:03] That had a picture of a potted plant

[00:02:05] And I said Go have a look

[00:02:07] And he read

[00:02:09] Take two houseplants

[00:02:11] And put them to the test

[00:02:12] Set them both in front of speakers

[00:02:14] And let the music do the rest

[00:02:16] The first one you play Mozart

[00:02:18] Or something lovely like that

[00:02:20] The second one you play that Petra Or that MegaDeth

[00:02:24] Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is

[00:02:35] First of all he said

[00:02:37] "That's Wagner that you're playing

[00:02:38] I've never heard of Petra

[00:02:40] And isn't MegaDeth all dead

[00:02:42] And secondly emphatically He asked me

[00:02:45] What's the sense of hanging out with houseplants when hey

[00:02:48] I live right across the fence

[00:02:51] And I thought to myself

[00:02:52] You know that's a good point

[00:02:54] So I took my two houseplants and

[00:02:56] I put them both back outside

[00:02:58] And me and my neighbour

[00:02:59] Well we went out for a drive

[00:03:02] We talked about all the things

[00:03:04] That really matter most

[00:03:06] Like life and love and happiness

[00:03:08] And then the Holy Ghost

[00:03:14] And now my two houseplants

[00:03:15] They sit out in the sun

[00:03:17] As for me and my neighbour

[00:03:19] Well our friendship has become

[00:03:21] A meaningful relationship

[00:03:23] That's headed straight to heaven

[00:03:25] But as for now

[00:03:27] We like to sit around and listen to Audio Adrenaline

[00:03:30] Cranked to eleven