《讨学钱》歌词

[00:00:00] 讨学钱 - 花鼓戏

[00:00:10] 张先生忙不赢哪

[00:00:14] 收拾笔砚与书文

[00:00:18] 今日不到别家去

[00:00:22] 要到那陈家去走一程

[00:00:26] 爬山过坳我去讨学俸

[00:00:30] 你看我教书好累人哪

[00:00:40] 你看我教书好累人哪

[00:00:53] 正月里正月正

[00:00:57] 家家户户贺新春

[00:01:01] 龙灯狮子多热闹哇

[00:01:05] 敲锣打鼓闹沉沉

[00:01:09] 忽听得门外高声喊咧

[00:01:13] 龙灯狮子要上我的门

[00:01:17] 张先生我最爱看灯

[00:01:21] 怎奈我无钱打包封

[00:01:25] 关门躲债主设法呀做人情

[00:01:32] 我关门哪闭户躲新春

[00:01:40] 关门哪闭户躲新春

[00:01:55] 二月里是花朝

[00:01:59] 先生就把学生邀

[00:02:04] 大学生有了七八个

[00:02:08] 小学生也有上十名

[00:02:13] 如今的世界就大不同

[00:02:17] 老书不教要教国文

[00:02:21] 算术体操都容易得搞咧

[00:02:25] 就是这个英文的A B C D

[00:02:32] A B C D我搞不清

[00:02:36] 张先生我从没进过那洋学堂门

[00:02:42] 如今教书打背躬

[00:02:53] 如今教书打背躬

[00:03:05] 三月里是清明

[00:03:09] 家家户户挂祖坟

[00:03:13] 大爆竹三眼铳

[00:03:18] 鞭子放发是这样冲

[00:03:22] 莫道儿孙不孝顺

[00:03:25] 只怪坟山不做功

[00:03:29] 我堂堂的秀才落了第

[00:03:33] 如今是个陌生人

[00:03:43] 如今是个陌生人

[00:03:54] 四月里四月八

[00:04:01] 东家送我一只鸭

[00:04:05] 只想喂不想杀

[00:04:09] 偏偏督学来视察

[00:04:13] 我没得办法

[00:04:15] 只好抓哒咯只鸭来杀

[00:04:18] 刀也钝鸭又是咯挪

[00:04:22] 哎哟价

[00:04:24] 一刀就割哒咯手指甲

[00:04:28] 烂布子缠来线来扎

[00:04:32] 有意栽花哎花不发

[00:04:36] 无心插柳柳发芽

[00:04:40] 如今我写字手发痂

[00:04:49] 如今我写字手发痂

[00:05:03] 五月里是端阳

[00:05:07] 张先生回家看师娘

[00:05:11] 学生急忙啊来送礼

[00:05:15] 肉几块酒一缸

[00:05:19] 还有那糯米粽子和麻糖

[00:05:24] 舍不得吃又舍不得尝

[00:05:28] 柜子里头放米缸里藏

[00:05:32] 没晓得天气热

[00:05:35] 大雨过后又出太阳

[00:05:39] 我急忙打开柜子看

[00:05:43] 哦嗬一声我慌了张

[00:05:47] 麻糖溶成块粽子上霉霜

[00:05:53] 肉肚里蛆婆子拱

[00:05:56] 酒味都跑光

[00:05:59] 吃又不能吃

[00:06:01] 尝又不能尝

[00:06:03] 只好端起往外哐哪

[00:06:08] 只好端起往外哐哪

[00:06:25] 六月嚅三伏天

[00:06:30] 教书教得汗涟涟

[00:06:34] 跑到门外歇荫凉

[00:06:37] 毛伢子蹲在那后面搞名堂

[00:06:42] 找起生字来考我

[00:06:46] 晓得我没带字典在身旁

[00:06:50] 想了半天没认得出

[00:06:54] 毛伢子开口就骂娘

[00:06:58] 我胡子一翘一了气

[00:07:02] 跑到陈家论短长

[00:07:05] 陈大嫂一见我慌了张

[00:07:10] 泼了一钵热米汤哪

[00:07:19] 泼了一钵热米汤哪

[00:07:34] 七月里是中元

[00:07:38] 家家户户接祖先

[00:07:42] 求祖先哇多保佑哪

[00:07:45] 保佑我的学傣往上添

[00:07:50] 但愿白米加几升

[00:07:53] 但愿家家拿现钱

[00:07:57] 孙儿子子儿孙

[00:08:01] 明年中元把香焚哪

[00:08:06] 来年中元把香焚

[00:08:24] 八月里是中秋

[00:08:29] 上边屋里做喜酒

[00:08:32] 下边屋里过中秋

[00:08:36] 心想登门是喝几盅

[00:08:40] 怎奈我无钱打包封

[00:08:44] 满腹的文章我何处用

[00:08:48] 写首对联打秋风

[00:08:52] 不信但看宴中酒哇

[00:08:56] 杯杯先敬有钱人

[00:08:59] 我夹几块肥肉子润喉咙哪

[00:09:08] 我夹几块肥肉子润喉咙哪

[00:09:23] 九月里是重阳

[00:09:27] 重阳移火进了房

[00:09:31] 东家盖的红罗被

[00:09:35] 我把稻草垫上床

[00:09:39] 人家喝的重阳酒

[00:09:43] 只有张夫子呷米汤

[00:09:47] 四时八节无人问

[00:09:51] 想起我教书好心伤哪

[00:10:00] 想起我教书好心伤哪

[00:10:13] 十月里立了冬

[00:10:17] 日子越过越冷清

[00:10:21] 大学生跑了七八个

[00:10:26] 小学生只剩三四名

[00:10:31] 我饿起肚皮来讨学俸

[00:10:35] 来此不觉是陈家门

[00:10:39] 去年的门对子是我写

[00:10:43] 四红对联两边分

[00:10:47] 一门天赐平安福

[00:10:51] 四季人同富贵春

[00:10:55] 我叫声陈大嫂快开门哪

[00:11:04] 我叫声陈大嫂快开门哪