《这是来扶贫吗?》歌词

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[00:00:15] 我今天看段子的时候吧
[00:00:16] 看到这样一个段子
[00:00:17] 说男孩儿啊
[00:00:18] 在酒吧里边呢
[00:00:19] 看到一位漂亮姑娘
[00:00:20] 很想上去搭讪
[00:00:21] 却又不敢于是他灵机一动
[00:00:23] 写下了一张纸条递给女孩
[00:00:25] 上面写着
[00:00:26] 如果你喜欢我
[00:00:27] 请微笑
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[00:00:30] 女孩儿看了看纸条
[00:00:32] 笑了笑
[00:00:32] 站起来一拍桌子
[00:00:34] 就是一个后空翻
[00:00:37] 他肯定在想
[00:00:37] 我不管你笑了
[00:00:38] 你笑了
[00:00:40] 所有的想不明白
[00:00:48] 有一个朋友呢
[00:00:49] 跟我说啊
[00:00:49] 记得上大学那会儿吧
[00:00:51] 跟前女友分手了
[00:00:52] 她报复我
[00:00:53] 到处说我是个***
[00:00:54] 后来很狗血的就传开了
[00:00:56] 同寝室的三个室友呢
[00:00:58] 俩都搬到了校外
[00:01:00] 只有一个室友坚持陪我
[00:01:02] 后来我也搬到了校外
[00:01:05] 真复杂呢
[00:01:07] 已经自信的风采
[00:01:09] 我是否有这样一个段子吧
[00:01:16] 其实看起来呢
[00:01:17] 挺心酸的哈
[00:01:18] 就是说最近流行一种高价回收记忆的服务
[00:01:21] 刚离婚的我
[00:01:22] 我俩报了名
[00:01:24] 俺卖掉了脑子里有关对方的所有记忆
[00:01:27] 但愿从此形同陌路
[00:01:29] 很快啊
[00:01:29] 我就结识了一位姑娘
[00:01:31] 并且迅速的坠入了爱河
[00:01:33] 去民政局办理结婚的时候呢
[00:01:35] 工作人员白了我一眼说
[00:01:36] 你们两口子真逗
[00:01:38] 前几天不是刚离婚吗
[00:01:41] 所以说啊
[00:01:41] 得不到的永远在骚动的悲哀
[00:01:46] 只是指千里之外真心爱过的人
[00:01:55] 有一年吧
[00:01:55] 我们期末考试的时候呢
[00:01:57] 学校请来了资深的教育专家来给我们出试卷
[00:02:00] 结果专家把20 道选择题按照答案
[00:02:04] AAA b b b b b ccc 嘀嘀嘀嘀的顺序安排
[00:02:10] 校长和老师就问
[00:02:12] 为什么呀
[00:02:13] 啊
[00:02:13] 资深的教育专家呢
[00:02:14] 就是说我要让所有的学霸不敢写
[00:02:18] 所有的学渣不敢抄
[00:02:21] 咱们玩儿的就是心跳
[00:02:27] 新生的背带只剩余权力滋味
[00:02:34] 曾经还有一个朋友呢
[00:02:38] 跟我说啊
[00:02:38] 去女友家提前拜个年
[00:02:41] 问女友买什么礼物去
[00:02:43] 女友告诉我买最实惠的
[00:02:45] 于是我买了一桶花生油
[00:02:48] 一袋50 斤的米
[00:02:49] 一袋50 斤的白面
[00:02:51] 另外还有五斤土猪肉
[00:02:54] 你有
[00:02:54] 老伴笑了说了一句
[00:02:56] 你小子这是来扶贫的吗
[00:03:00] 真的你特别实惠呢孩子
[00:03:04] 眼前自信的风采
[00:03:07] 我是富翁春波遗憾
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