《就要你这种不要脸的精神!》歌词

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[00:00:16] 这想当年吧
[00:00:17] 刚刚毕业的时候呢
[00:00:18] 去面试一家公司啊
[00:00:19] 当销售啊
[00:00:20] 前面的人都顺利的通过了啊
[00:00:21] 最后一关面试的时候呢
[00:00:23] 面试官给了我一张表啊
[00:00:25] 当时呢
[00:00:25] 全是英文啊
[00:00:26] 我英文一窍不通啊
[00:00:27] 但是又很渴望这份工作呀
[00:00:29] 啊就瞎念
[00:00:30] 然后面试官一脸茫然的看着我
[00:00:32] 我以为他也不会啊
[00:00:34] 就是念得更自信了
[00:00:36] 然后还加入了自己的各种理解啊
[00:00:38] 最后面试官发话了
[00:00:40] 说做销售啊
[00:00:41] 就要你这种不要脸的精神来
[00:00:43] 明天上班快乐
[00:00:48] 一只小青蛙有一个朋友能说啊
[00:00:54] 今天我妈收拾旧衣柜的时候呢
[00:00:57] 竟然从我小时候的衣服里掏出了一毛钱啊
[00:01:00] 我姐啊
[00:01:00] 顿时就大吃一惊啊
[00:01:02] 以迅雷不及掩耳之势
[00:01:04] 顺手就抓住了我的领子说
[00:01:06] 小子
[00:01:07] 20年前为了家里丢了一毛钱的事儿
[00:01:09] 我可是挨了打的
[00:01:10] 没想到是你干的
[00:01:13] 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦
[00:01:21] 月亮来了
[00:01:23] 我高中的时候呢
[00:01:24] 有一位男同学啊
[00:01:25] 上厕所的时候呢
[00:01:26] 灯光昏暗啊
[00:01:26] 错把教导主任看上了自己的好基友啊
[00:01:29] 于是呢
[00:01:30] 解开裤带儿就猛抽
[00:01:33] 把那个主人的屁股用身体一边抽一边怼
[00:01:36] 嘴里还喊着
[00:01:37] 爽吗
[00:01:38] 宝贝儿
[00:01:38] 给我大声的叫出来
[00:01:41] 出来啊
[00:01:41] 两人对视了很久
[00:01:43] 主人说
[00:01:44] 同学
[00:01:44] 我可能会记你一辈子的哦
[00:01:47] 啦啦啦啦
[00:01:48] 有你相伴
[00:01:54] 有一个朋友呢
[00:01:55] 特别的机制啊
[00:01:56] 这位朋友呢
[00:01:57] 出差嘛
[00:01:57] 但是提前回来了
[00:01:58] 发现家里呢有动静啊
[00:02:00] 老婆很久才开门
[00:02:01] 表情很不自然
[00:02:02] 二话没说就直接拿了一条链子把衣柜给锁了啊
[00:02:06] 坐在床上玩了两天的手机
[00:02:08] 任凭老婆怎么撒娇都不出去啊
[00:02:11] 今天啊
[00:02:12] 各种外卖啊
[00:02:13] 两年之后开柜啊各种揍
[00:02:15] 对方连还手的力气都没有
[00:02:17] 所以说挺机智的啊
[00:02:20] 你每总有一天
[00:02:22] 它会被公主唤醒啦啦啦啦
[00:02:27] 我看段子的时候吧发现这样一个段子
[00:02:29] 说我老公啊
[00:02:30] 说老婆好久都没有开荤了
[00:02:32] 我实在忍不住了
[00:02:33] 老婆又害羞又兴奋的说啊
[00:02:36] 老公说我出去十分钟买个东西
[00:02:38] 老公说好
[00:02:39] 赶紧去吧
[00:02:40] 十分钟之后呢
[00:02:41] 老公走在门口就兴奋地喊
[00:02:43] 老婆
[00:02:43] 我们今天要好好的享受
[00:02:46] 然后就忘在床上一丝不挂的老婆兴奋的表情忽然黯淡了许多
[00:02:51] 陷入了深深的沉思
[00:02:53] 是不是哪个环节出错了
[00:02:55] 手中提着五花肉也不由自主地滑落了啦啦啦啦
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