《Petting & Poking》歌词

[00:00:00] Pettin' And Pokin' - Louis Jordan (路易斯·乔丹)

[00:00:09] Now this is the story of jack jill

[00:00:11] And I don't mean the

[00:00:12] Couple who went up the hill

[00:00:13] I just mean a couple of lovers

[00:00:14] That live next door and their always battling

[00:00:16] I'm just trying to keep the score

[00:00:18] Their always petting poking

[00:00:19] Jabbing joking cueing crackin

[00:00:21] And woein wrackin

[00:00:22] They keep neckin knocking singing socking shawking

[00:00:25] Squeening burning freezing

[00:00:26] Why he holds her hands as long

[00:00:28] As he's able but when he lets go

[00:00:30] She bops him with a table

[00:00:31] They start right in

[00:00:32] Patting pinching clouding clinching

[00:00:33] Their enjoying themselves having a good time

[00:00:44] Now reverend greenthought

[00:00:45] That he'll call one day

[00:00:46] On this nicely newly weds across

[00:00:48] The way but just as the pastor

[00:00:50] Knock on the door a straight right

[00:00:51] Connected mop he hit the floor

[00:00:53] They was petting poking and

[00:00:54] Banging bopping cooing

[00:00:55] Kissing hitting missing they

[00:00:57] Kept on grooving grieving

[00:00:58] Loving leaving kicking cracking

[00:01:00] Ticking tacking

[00:01:01] Now one night a neighbour tried

[00:01:03] Some intervention but one short jab

[00:01:05] Knocked out his good intention

[00:01:06] They started right in stewing stabbing

[00:01:08] And jiving jabbing having a good time

[00:01:19] Now once a lion escaped from a

[00:01:21] Circus train he strayed in jack's jill's domain

[00:01:24] Just then they got into

[00:01:25] A towering rage the lion took one

[00:01:26] Look jumped back in to his cage they

[00:01:28] Started swotting swinging

[00:01:29] Potting playing stomping stabbing

[00:01:32] Grooving grasping they kept

[00:01:33] Dancing ducking tripping trucking

[00:01:35] Potting pleading banging bleeding

[00:01:37] Her mother said

[00:01:37] I'll go right in there fetch her

[00:01:39] But mum came out riding

[00:01:40] On a stretcher they

[00:01:41] Started right in there

[00:01:42] Hitting holding fainting folding they

[00:01:44] Was enjoying themselves having a good time

[00:01:54] Now once a reporter called in on the wife

[00:01:56] Just to gather some dither

[00:01:58] On her hectic life she told him she found

[00:02:00] No time for books she always

[00:02:01] Busy ducking from left hooks

[00:02:03] They were always swotting swinging

[00:02:04] Socking singing cutting cuddling

[00:02:06] Messing muddling they kept on

[00:02:08] Foundering fussing kissing cussing teasing swotting

[00:02:11] Squeaking once a voice said stop

[00:02:13] I'm the law

[00:02:14] But all he stopped was a hay maker to the jaw

[00:02:16] They started in jiving jumping trobbing thumping

[00:02:19] They was enjoying themselves you see

[00:02:21] They were in love ain't married

[00:02:23] Life wonderful hey will somebody call

[00:02:25] Dr Kildare is dr krishna in the house