《No Joke(Acapella|Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] No Joke (Acapella) - Apathy

[00:00:00] Yo I got a problem with the mic

[00:00:02] So I solve it like a man

[00:00:03] Grab it by the neck and rock it as hard as I can

[00:00:05] From Nike's on my feet to the mic that I freak

[00:00:08] MC's will agree that I'm precise on the beef

[00:00:11] F**k fronting shut down pacs like game over

[00:00:13] Consistently light sh*t up like chain-smokers

[00:00:16] Flex and I melt down flesh like flamethrowers

[00:00:18] Fresh is the dooky gold chain Kane showed us

[00:00:21] Funny how your honey or your dame came over

[00:00:23] When you were out last night couldn't remain sober

[00:00:25] You woke up in the morning with a bad hangover

[00:00:28] I woke up and bang a coocha til the day was over

[00:00:31] It's like that

[00:00:32] Like what

[00:00:32] Like this

[00:00:33] Motherf**kers try to dis get put on the hit list

[00:00:36] Punch punks like I'm pugilist yo catch the fist

[00:00:38] When I be taking out MC's like dogs that need to piss

[00:00:41] Easily I approach the microphone

[00:00:43] Because I ain't no joke joke

[00:00:46] Easily I approach the microphone

[00:00:49] Because I ain't no joke joke

[00:00:51] Easily I approach the microphone

[00:00:54] Because I ain't no joke joke

[00:00:56] Easily I approach the microphone

[00:00:59] Because I ain't no joke joke

[00:01:01] On a scale of one to ten approximately I'm a thousand

[00:01:03] Stomp thru your neighborhood city or project housing

[00:01:06] I am something that you never seen before

[00:01:08] Like your grandparents having sex behind close doors

[00:01:11] I rhyme like a scavenger that hunts for his prey

[00:01:13] And probably kill a dozen rappers and just call it a day

[00:01:16] All I need is a b**ch that'll give me wet dreams

[00:01:18] So I can get my rocks off like erosion in streams

[00:01:21] I drop science like clumsy professors in auditoriums

[00:01:23] And stretch niggaz out like a motherf**king accordion

[00:01:26] I make you look stupid like cruisin the back

[00:01:28] You can cruise in the greyhound and I'll cruise in my jet

[00:01:31] I'm impossible to beat like playing tic-tac-toe

[00:01:33] Celph Titled is famous for spitting ill rap flows

[00:01:36] Yo me and apathy are like brothers since birth

[00:01:38] You catch a bad one and get put under the earth

[00:01:41] Easily I approach the microphone

[00:01:44] Because I ain't no joke joke

[00:01:46] Easily I approach the microphone

[00:01:49] Because I ain't no joke joke

[00:01:51] Easily I approach the microphone

[00:01:54] Because I ain't no joke joke

[00:01:56] Easily I approach the microphone

[00:01:59] Because I ain't no joke joke

[00:02:01] Yo I find your vital organs and put a machete there

[00:02:04] Thug type ni**a but b**ches say I'm a teddy bear

[00:02:06] Al Capone style bruising your back

[00:02:08] Make you an interracial cat have blue and half black

[00:02:11] Block attacks with the raps that I spit on wack

[00:02:13] Sh*t on cats everything I flip on DAT's

[00:02:16] Hits hard like Rocky's spits cannot be missed

[00:02:18] Your God be pissed now I'm on some Nagasaki sh*t

[00:02:21] And while your at work I'll feed your b**ch a sloppy dick

[00:02:24] I got a hard drive your man got a floppy dick

[00:02:26] The only time you have safe sex and be felt

[00:02:29] Is if you jacked off in a car wearing a seat belt

[00:02:31] Your brains melts to mush your girl felt the rush

[00:02:34] Whens Ap's bounce and bust the pelvic thrusts

[00:02:36] Twist your spine inflict despicable sh*t through rhymes

[00:02:39] Critical incredible when crippling your pitiful mind

[00:02:41] Pull out my nine and it's party and draw time

[00:02:43] You signed the death contract

[00:02:45] And bleed between the white line

[00:02:47] Crash the player's ball make the chandelier fall

[00:02:49] Choke house guests with hors d'ourves made outta sea floor

[00:02:51] And metaphors betta then yours settle the scores

[00:02:54] Leave cats wrapped up in medical gauze

[00:02:56] You better applause your feminism

[00:02:58] I'll rip out your skeleton

[00:02:59] And now ladies and gentlemen

[00:03:02] Easily I approach the microphone

[00:03:04] Because I ain't no joke joke

[00:03:06] Easily I approach the microphone

[00:03:09] Because I ain't no joke joke

[00:03:11] Easily I approach the microphone

[00:03:14] Because I ain't no joke joke

[00:03:16] Easily I approach the microphone

[00:03:19] Because I ain't no joke joke