《一宿没睡啊!》歌词

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[00:00:00] 呜呜呜呜啊
[00:00:13] 我们公司呢有一个女同事啊
[00:00:15] 长得特别漂亮
[00:00:16] 身材呢
[00:00:17] 也非常的火了
[00:00:18] 有一天啊
[00:00:19] 他带着他的儿子呢
[00:00:20] 去动物园玩儿啊
[00:00:21] 正好呢碰到了另外的一个同事
[00:00:24] 然后那个同事呢
[00:00:25] 就打了招呼
[00:00:26] 然后小孩呢突然问道说
[00:00:28] 叔叔你喜欢什么动物呀
[00:00:30] 这小孩儿啊
[00:00:32] 就把这个叔叔呢给问懵了吗
[00:00:34] 叔叔说
[00:00:34] 叔叔啊
[00:00:35] 喜欢羊驼啊
[00:00:36] 就是你后面那个啊
[00:00:38] 同事听到之后啊
[00:00:39] 就瞬间脸红了呀啊
[00:00:41] 没过一会儿就跑来给这个男同事说
[00:00:43] 坏蛋晚上开好房等我哟
[00:00:46] 然后这个男同事呢
[00:00:47] 就对这个女同事呢说
[00:00:49] 我就说喜欢羊驼
[00:00:50] 开房干嘛呀
[00:00:53] 你习惯朦胧拉菲
[00:01:00] 我呢
[00:01:01] 有一个朋友啊
[00:01:02] 他第一次呢带女朋友回家
[00:01:04] 为了避免不良影响呢
[00:01:06] 所以晚上呢
[00:01:07] 就让女朋友睡她的床上
[00:01:08] 然后我这个朋友呢
[00:01:09] 就去睡沙发
[00:01:10] 这个时候呢
[00:01:11] 他爸看到了
[00:01:12] 就问你干嘛呀
[00:01:14] 老朋友呢
[00:01:14] 就说今晚睡这儿a 他吧
[00:01:16] 直接把手中的一杯茶泼在了沙发上
[00:01:21] 这是亲爸的
[00:01:28] 有一个朋友呢
[00:01:29] 跟我说啊
[00:01:30] 本人月薪人民币1500元
[00:01:33] 想买辆车
[00:01:34] 有人给我推荐了三款
[00:01:36] 玛莎拉蒂兰博基尼
[00:01:38] 劳斯莱斯
[00:01:39] 我有选择困难症
[00:01:40] 现在真的好为难呀
[00:01:42] 我觉得你三个都可以买
[00:01:44] 但是那个电池啊
[00:01:46] 一定得买南孚的呢
[00:01:47] 一节更比三节强
[00:01:52] C 么long Le fay souls
[00:02:00] 啊
[00:02:00] 今天呢
[00:02:01] 在一个早餐店呢
[00:02:03] 买油条骂那个卖油条的男人呢
[00:02:05] 解完小手回来
[00:02:06] 啊啊
[00:02:07] 不洗手呢就给我拿那个油条嘛
[00:02:09] 我就说你拿的我不要
[00:02:11] 你让你媳妇儿拿
[00:02:12] 然后他媳妇儿拿完油条之后呢
[00:02:14] 看着我远去的背影
[00:02:16] 他嘀咕了一句
[00:02:17] 但是我听到了
[00:02:18] 他说
[00:02:18] 哼
[00:02:19] 他才摸了一下
[00:02:20] 你就嫌脏
[00:02:20] 我摸了一晚呢
[00:02:31] 有一个朋友呢
[00:02:32] 跟我说啊
[00:02:32] 以前别人说我眼睛小我还总不信
[00:02:35] 终于有一天
[00:02:36] 我躺在沙发上看电视
[00:02:39] 突然我妈回来了
[00:02:40] 把电视关了
[00:02:41] 然后默默地帮我盖上了被子
[00:02:43] 我硬是不敢出声啊
[00:02:44] 因为我没水
[00:02:47] ro cl Mori
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