《Toy Box》歌词

[00:00:00] Toy Box - Insane Clown Posse

[00:00:03] Ooo, I like this toy. Watch it go. Uw...wait!" (gunshots)

[00:00:16] "We're sorry the person you are calling is dead"

[00:00:20] [Violent J

[00:00:22] I was like six, I used to get dissed by the chicks

[00:00:24] And everyone would chase me and hit me with bricks

[00:00:27] And rocks and sticks and calling me names

[00:00:30] And filled my lunchbox with frogbrains (eeww!)

[00:00:32] When I left school, it was much iller

[00:00:34] My daddy was a serial killer

[00:00:36] And how about that, he'd always make me sit in the back

[00:00:39] With all his dead bodies on my lap (move!)

[00:00:42] When I got home, enough of the static

[00:00:44] Hammer and tools, went up to the attic

[00:00:47] Never knew any other girls or boys

[00:00:49] Only my toys, toys, toys

[00:00:52] Bang! Clang! Hammer and twist

[00:00:54] Nobody knows I exist, and I'm pissed

[00:00:57] But I won't be mentally scarred

[00:00:59] Instead I make toys, toys of the graveyard

[00:01:02] Monday, ringing the bell

[00:01:04] It's all about show and tell, might as well

[00:01:07] Show all these bastards just what I got

[00:01:10] Yo, check out my toy box!

[00:01:28] "Nothing feels better than a good harty-harr, right boys and girls"

[00:01:31] [Violent J

[00:01:32] We got dead bodies everywhere you look

[00:01:34] All the nerds sitting up front got cooked

[00:01:36] Others start screaming and making a dash

[00:01:39] So I start handing out toys fast at last

[00:01:42] You like slinkies, we got slinkies

[00:01:44] Only mine like to wrap around your face

[00:01:47] And stretch, twist, kazoom

[00:01:49] And whip your body all over the f**kin room

[00:01:52] So come, one at a time

[00:01:54] Open your gift and what you will find

[00:01:56] Is a toy, my friend, that you'll never forget

[00:01:58] It's not everyday that you get your skull split

[00:02:02] You like soldiers, we got soldiers

[00:02:04] Made with rubber and steel, they look real

[00:02:07] But I wouldn't just toss em under your bed

[00:02:09] That's how you get an axe to the forehead (oww)

[00:02:12] And don't let em sit around all day

[00:02:14] Come home and find you mom, dead in the hallway

[00:02:17] Cause they can be nifty

[00:02:19] All the toys are shifty, haha, in my toy box

[00:02:23] "Woooowee, that sure sounds like fun!"

[00:02:40] [Violent J

[00:02:41] That's not a toy, hey, wait a minute

[00:02:44] Don't f**k around, homie, you can lose an eye with it

[00:02:46] That's my double blade razor whip chop jimmy

[00:02:49] And it's mine, motherf**ker, so gimme gimme

[00:02:51] You want toys, you come to the right place

[00:02:54] Try my little toy, Mutilating Mental Case

[00:02:56] Wind him up, let him go among all of ya

[00:02:59] Then BANG! serial slaughterer

[00:03:01] Your turn, reach in and get lucky

[00:03:04] Oh look, he pulled out a rubber ducky

[00:03:06] It make a funny sound and then BANG!

[00:03:10] Blew the fingers off his f**kin hand

[00:03:11] Don't stop, class ain't done yet

[00:03:14] I remember you calling me poindexter

[00:03:16] Bookworm brainy, my aggrevation

[00:03:18] Went into these little creations

[00:03:21] Reach in, you might find something wicked

[00:03:24] Wicked, scary, chop bang pickadery

[00:03:26] Off with your head, a robot with a sword

[00:03:29] But now he's looking at me, but what for?

[00:03:31] "Eh, wait a minute, I made you

[00:03:33] Get them, not me. Eh, wait a minute, motherf**ker."

[00:03:49] "Oh, I love this record."