《Second Hand Nose》歌词

[00:00:00] Second Hand Nose - Allan Sherman

[00:00:10] Mother Nature made me

[00:00:13] Strictly second rate

[00:00:16] Smart but not good-looking

[00:00:19] What an awful fate

[00:00:22] Girls don't go for IQ

[00:00:25] Eggheads ain't their style

[00:00:28] They don't say I like you

[00:00:32] They don't even smile

[00:00:36] Well Mother Nature

[00:00:38] I'll get back at you

[00:00:43] Tomorrow morning here's what I will do

[00:00:51] I'm calling Dr Max Rose

[00:00:58] That's who I chose

[00:01:02] He's gonna make me

[00:01:04] A second-hand nose

[00:01:08] I went to his office once or twice and

[00:01:14] All his patients looked like Barbra Streisand

[00:01:19] Then I'll get second-hand hair

[00:01:23] Second-hand teeth

[00:01:25] And contact lenses

[00:01:28] In a baby blue

[00:01:32] And elevator shoes

[00:01:34] And then I'll melt the girls' hearts

[00:01:38] They can't resist a man

[00:01:40] With interchangeable parts

[00:01:44] Girls will go nuts

[00:01:46] Parked in my second-hand Stutz

[00:01:50] We'll sit there sniffing glue

[00:01:56] On Second Avenue