《Titties & Beer》歌词

[00:00:00] Titties & Beer (乳房 ＆ 啤酒) - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)

[00:00:07] It was the BLACKEST NIGHT

[00:00:08] There was no MOON in sight

[00:00:10] You know the stars ain't shinin'

[00:00:12] 'Cause the sky's too tight

[00:00:13] I heard the SCARY WIND

[00:00:15] I seen some UGLY TREES

[00:00:17] There was a WEREWOLF honkin'

[00:00:19] 'Long the side of me

[00:00:21] I'm MEAN 'n I'm BAD (y'know I ain't no SISSY)

[00:00:25] Got a BIG-TITTY GIRLY by the name of 'CHRISSY'

[00:00:28] Talkin' about her 'N MY BIKE 'N ME

[00:00:32] 'N this ride up THE MOUNTAIN OF MYSTERY (mystery)

[00:00:35] (How 're you doin' )

[00:00:42] I noticed EVEN THE CRICKETS

[00:00:44] Acted WEIRD up here

[00:00:45] And so I figured I might

[00:00:47] Just drink a little BEER

[00:00:49] I said "Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on "

[00:00:53] But there was NO REPLY

[00:00:55] 'Cause SHE WAS GONE

[00:00:57] "Where's those TITTIES I like so well

[00:01:00] 'N' my GODDAM BEER "

[00:01:02] Is what I started to yell then I heard this noise

[00:01:06] Like a crunchin' twig 'n up jumped THE DEVIL

[00:01:09] (He's about THIS BIG )

[00:01:10] He had a RED SUIT on

[00:01:12] An' a WIDOW'S PEAK

[00:01:14] An' then a POINTED TAIL

[00:01:16] 'N like a SULPHUR REEK

[00:01:18] Yes it was HIM awright

[00:01:19] I swear I KNOWED IT WAS

[00:01:21] He had some HUMAN FLESH

[00:01:23] Stuck underneath his CLAWS

[00:01:24] You know it looked to me

[00:01:27] Like it was TITTY SKIN

[00:01:28] I said "YOU SON-OF-A-B**CH "

[00:01:29] ('Cause I was MAD at him )

[00:01:32] He just got out his floss

[00:01:33] 'N started cleanin' his fang

[00:01:35] So I shot him with my shooter

[00:01:38] Said: BANG BANG BANG

[00:01:39] Then the sucker just laughed 'n said: "Put it away

[00:01:42] You know I ate her all up now what you

[00:01:44] Gonna say "

[00:01:46] YOU ATE MY CHRISSY

[00:01:48] "Yeah TITTIES 'N ALL "

[00:01:49] WELL WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN

[00:01:51] "Now were the cans THIS tall "

[00:01:54] EVEN HER BOOTS

[00:01:55] "Would I LIE to you "

[00:01:57] SH*T YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY

[00:01:58] "Yeah THIS is TRUE "

[00:02:00] DON'T THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE

[00:02:03] STUFF THAT YOU DO

[00:02:04] "Well you know I can't complain when the checks come through "

[00:02:06] WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY

[00:02:08] Oh yeah

[00:02:08] 'N I WANT MY BEER

[00:02:10] Hah

[00:02:10] SO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP

[00:02:12] NOW DEVIL DO YOU HEAR

[00:02:15] Look:

[00:02:15] "Blow it out your a** motorcycle man

[00:02:18] I mean I am THE DEVIL do you UNDERSTAND

[00:02:22] Just WHAT WILL YOU GIVE ME for your

[00:02:24] TITTIES AND BEER

[00:02:25] I suppose you noticed this little

[00:02:27] CONTRACT here "

[00:02:29] YER GODDAM RIGHT YOU SON-OF-A-WHORE

[00:02:32] Don't call me that

[00:02:34] THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY REASON

[00:02:35] I LEARNED WRITIN' FOR

[00:02:36] GIMME THAT PAPER BET YER HORNS I'LL SIGN

[00:02:39] BECAUSE I NEED A BEER 'N IT'S TITTY-

[00:02:42] SQUEEZIN' TIME

[00:02:43] "Man you can't fool ME You ain't THAT bad

[00:02:46] Oh yeah

[00:02:47] Why YOU SHOULDA SEEN some of the SOULS THAT I'VE HAD

[00:02:50] There was MILHOUS NIXON 'N AGNEW TOO

[00:02:52] 'N both of those suckers was WORSE 'N YOU "

[00:02:57] LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK

[00:03:00] THAT'S TRUE

[00:03:01] I MEAN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE DEVIL SO WHATCHA

[00:03:03] GONNA DO

[00:03:03] HEH

[00:03:04] Now hold on just a second

[00:03:06] You wanna make a deal with me hah

[00:03:08] Yeah

[00:03:08] Well ah I don't know man you know

[00:03:10] I just don't know about this

[00:03:12] What

[00:03:12] See cause I

[00:03:13] Listen you're are you losing your nerve

[00:03:15] No man it ain't got nothin' to do with nerve

[00:03:17] You're supposed to be the devil

[00:03:19] It's got to do

[00:03:19] You're supposed to be bad

[00:03:20] It's got to do with style fool

[00:03:22] I don't know if you've the right style to get into hell

[00:03:24] You know

[00:03:25] Well actually to tell you tell you the honest to God

[00:03:27] Truth

[00:03:27] I'm very short on style as a matter of fact

[00:03:30] Yeah I know that's that's what makes me wonder

[00:03:31] But I have I I think I have something that

[00:03:34] You may be interested in

[00:03:35] What is that

[00:03:36] You can have my soul

[00:03:38] It's a mean little sucker

[00:03:39] 'Bout a thousand years old

[00:03:40] But once you gets it

[00:03:41] You can't give it back

[00:03:42] You gotta keep it forever

[00:03:43] An' that's a natural fact

[00:03:44] Ooh wee

[00:03:45] Do you read me devil

[00:03:46] Oh yeah

[00:03:46] What Am I supposed to be scared man

[00:03:49] Oh yeah Reety aw-righty

[00:03:49] Oh yeah that's real tough

[00:03:50] I bet you're real bad

[00:03:51] Listen fool you've got to prove to me that you're rough

[00:03:53] Enough to get into hell

[00:03:55] That you've got the style enough to get into hell

[00:03:57] So start talkin'

[00:03:59] Alright lemme tell ya somethin'

[00:04:00] Alright

[00:04:01] I'll prove to you that I'm bad enough to go to hell

[00:04:03] Yeah

[00:04:04] Because I have been through it

[00:04:06] Yeah

[00:04:06] I have seen it

[00:04:07] Yeah

[00:04:07] It has happened to me

[00:04:09] Yeah

[00:04:09] Remember I was signed with Warner Brothers

[00:04:13] For eight f**kin' years

[00:04:14] Tell me about it

[00:04:18] Now you're talkin' about something

[00:04:19] Now how bad is that

[00:04:20] That sounds good to me motherf**ker

[00:04:24] So move right along

[00:04:25] Tell me what your interests are you know

[00:04:27] If we're gonna come to some kind of agreement

[00:04:28] I've got to know what you're all about you know

[00:04:30] 'Cause I don't know if you're the right type for the

[00:04:32] For the place you know

[00:04:34] Look lemme tell you what my problem really is you see

[00:04:38] OK

[00:04:38] My problem is that I don't belong anywhere

[00:04:41] Aha

[00:04:41] You see I don't even belong where you are you see

[00:04:44] I hope not

[00:04:45] I I'm a simple person you know

[00:04:49] I have very small desires in life

[00:04:52] Titties 'n beer you know

[00:04:54] No What

[00:04:55] Titties 'n beer

[00:04:56] No No man you're joking

[00:04:58] Titties 'n beer titties 'n beer titties 'n beer

[00:05:00] What No No please No Not that Oh no man no

[00:05:03] Titties 'n beer titties 'n beer titties 'n beer

[00:05:05] No No No No No Not titties 'n beer

[00:05:11] Oh I can't stand titties 'n beer

[00:05:14] Titties 'n beer titties 'n beer titties 'n beer

[00:05:16] (I'm in you I'm in you )

[00:05:18] Oh no No No Wait

[00:05:21] Ah Look at this What am I gonna do with this thing

[00:05:23] Wait wait please no

[00:05:24] Hey Look at this

[00:05:26] "No Don't sign it Give me time to think

[00:05:30] Hold on a second boy 'cause that's

[00:05:32] MAGIC INK "

[00:05:33] Then THE DEVIL barfed

[00:05:34] 'N out jumped my girl

[00:05:37] They heard the TITTIES PLOP-PLOPPIN'

[00:05:38] All around the world she said:

[00:05:41] "I GOT THREE BEERS 'N A FIST FULLA DOWNS

[00:05:44] AN' I'M GONNA GET RIPPED SO F**K

[00:05:46] YOU CLOWNS "

[00:05:48] Then she gave us THE FINGER

[00:05:49] (It was rigid 'n stiff)

[00:05:51] That's when THE DEVIL she FARTED

[00:05:52] An' SHE WENT RIGHT OVER THE CLIFF

[00:05:55] THE DEVIL WAS MAD

[00:05:56] (I took off to my pad)

[00:05:58] I swear I DO DECLARE

[00:05:59] How did SHE get BACK THERE

[00:06:01] I swear I DO DECLARE

[00:06:03] How did SHE get BACK THERE

[00:06:05] I swear I DO DECLARE

[00:06:07] How did SHE get BACK THERE

[00:06:09] I swear I DO DECLARE

[00:06:10] How did SHE get BACK THERE

[00:06:12] Alright