《第683集_我外孙呢》歌词

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[00:00:01] 第683 集

[00:00:05] 我外孙呢

[00:00:09] 刚才还光鲜的长袍

[00:00:11] 顿时就变成难民一般的装束

[00:00:13] 灰头土脸

[00:00:14] 人人一嘴沙子

[00:00:17] 怒瞪着愤怒的眼睛看着面前这般恶客

[00:00:21] 除老爷子猝不及防之下

[00:00:23] 结结实实的吞了一口灰尘

[00:00:25] 勃然大怒

[00:00:27] 要不

[00:00:28] 你他娘的不要以为老子怕了

[00:00:30] 你感到我楚家门前撒野

[00:00:32] 你胆肥了

[00:00:35] 杨爆老爷子一部雪白的大胡子吹得笔直

[00:00:38] 乐不可支

[00:00:40] 哈哈哈哈

[00:00:42] 除了皮肤啊

[00:00:43] 多年不见

[00:00:44] 你竟然依然健在啊

[00:00:46] 楚雄成怒道

[00:00:48] 你死了老子都不会死的

[00:00:51] 车厢里一个声音哼了一声

[00:00:55] 哼

[00:00:56] 楚雄诚

[00:00:58] 你这是在诅咒老身守寡吗

[00:01:03] 楚雄成毅待满头大汗

[00:01:06] 呃

[00:01:06] 你也来了

[00:01:08] 杨爆老爷子一副胜利者的面目

[00:01:11] 斜撇着楚雄成

[00:01:13] 他快活地笑了一声

[00:01:15] 哈哈哈

[00:01:16] 楚雄诚啊

[00:01:17] 你想不到我夫人也来了吧

[00:01:21] 楚老爷子胸口一阵憋闷

[00:01:22] 反唇相讥

[00:01:25] 这些年

[00:01:26] 且算盘跪烂几个辣

[00:01:29] 亏你个懒蛋

[00:01:31] 杨豹被说到痛处

[00:01:33] 顿时大怒

[00:01:34] 就要发作

[00:01:35] 这时

[00:01:36] 楚飞凌和杨若兰才匆匆地跑过来

[00:01:39] 杨若兰隔着老远就叫道

[00:01:42] 爹娘你们要来

[00:01:44] 怎么也不提前说一声

[00:01:47] 不提前说一声

[00:01:49] 就是为了给你们一个惊喜吗

[00:01:52] 杨豹摆了摆大头

[00:01:54] 现在我外孙找回来了

[00:01:56] 不跟你们生这些闲气

[00:01:58] 楚雄诚

[00:01:59] 你还不让客人进家门

[00:02:01] 更待何时啊

[00:02:04] 朱老爷子悻悻地哼了一声

[00:02:06] 让开路

[00:02:07] 行

[00:02:09] 请进

[00:02:10] 杨宝翻身下马

[00:02:11] 呵呵大笑

[00:02:13] 大踏步地走进门去

[00:02:14] 一边大声的、轰隆隆地说道

[00:02:17] 我的外孙子还不让他出来拜见外首付啊

[00:02:21] 哼

[00:02:21] 多少年没见那小玩意儿啦

[00:02:23] 当年才一尺长短

[00:02:25] 现在光是 儿也一尺了吧

[00:02:30] 楚雄诚的脸上顿时就堆满了黄岩

[00:02:34] 在楚家人的前呼后拥之下

[00:02:36] 终于将杨家人迎了进去

[00:02:39] 自游人前去招呼那两百血一怼

[00:02:42] 而一干重要人员就都来到楚家的议事大厅

[00:02:46] 重要亲戚来临

[00:02:47] 楚家楚老爷子、楚飞凌夫妇、楚飞龙夫妇处加几个孙儿

[00:02:53] 段淑仪带着儿子女儿

[00:02:55] 褚飞燕的妻子带着儿子、女儿匆匆在做

[00:02:59] 楚飞烟现在正在帮楚神医看店

[00:03:02] 自然不在这里

[00:03:04] 至于杨佳方面

[00:03:06] 则是杨爆老爷子夫妇、杨若雄夫妇

[00:03:09] 此外

[00:03:10] 还有两个大个子少年

[00:03:12] 个顶个儿长得跟杨若雄一个样子

[00:03:15] 人高马大

[00:03:15] 虎背熊腰

[00:03:17] 只是少了那条络腮胡子

[00:03:19] 此外

[00:03:20] 还有一个一身红衣服的明眸皓齿的少女

[00:03:24] 却是杨若雄的女儿

[00:03:26] 楚阳的表妹

[00:03:28] 楚飞凌低迷

[00:03:29] 顺眼的坐在座位上

[00:03:31] 每次看到老丈人与大舅子的样子

[00:03:34] 楚菲灵就禁不住一句话也不想说了

[00:03:36] 还得在心里头感谢一下漫天神佛

[00:03:40] 幸亏若兰长得不跟他爹和他哥哥似的

[00:03:44] 要不然这日子咋过呀

[00:03:48] 管家遣人上茶

[00:03:50] 顿时整个大厅茶香四溢

[00:03:53] 楚飞凌的大舅紫阳若熊一屁股坐在大厅的椅子上

[00:03:57] 众人顿时就听见那椅子立刻就发出一阵令人牙酸的吱呀吱呀的动静

[00:04:03] 被这个壮硕的大汉一座几乎散了架

[00:04:07] 端起茶水

[00:04:08] 也不管烫不烫

[00:04:09] 咕咚一口

[00:04:11] 那不小的茶杯

[00:04:12] 整杯茶水连茶叶一起进了肚子

[00:04:16] 嚼了嚼

[00:04:16] 咽了下去

[00:04:18] 呸

[00:04:19] 不是好茶这么苦啊

[00:04:22] 那红衣少女顿时就满脸纠结

[00:04:26] 第一

[00:04:27] 不读你就不要说话

[00:04:29] 啥都是苦的

[00:04:31] 杨若熊咧开了嘴

[00:04:34] 渭南

[00:04:35] 你也岂能不知道茶叶多苦啊

[00:04:39] 楚飞凌翻了个白眼儿

[00:04:40] 新的

[00:04:41] 知道你还说呀

[00:04:43] 我算看明白了

[00:04:45] 今天让你来

[00:04:46] 纯粹就是来耍250 看二杆子的

[00:04:50] 杨爆老爷子用手文质彬彬的分开嘴角的胡子

[00:04:55] 将一杯茶水咕咚一下倒进口里采

[00:04:58] 慢条斯理很是斯文的放下

[00:05:02] 楚雄诚啊

[00:05:04] 这就是你的迎客的阵容啊

[00:05:08] 说老爷子心中有鬼

[00:05:10] 笑道

[00:05:11] 啊

[00:05:12] 亲家先喝茶

[00:05:14] 喝什么鸟茶

[00:05:16] 杨豹站起来

[00:05:18] 这些人我都见过他

[00:05:21] 我外孙儿没见过

[00:05:23] 这里面全部有

[00:05:25] 啊嘎嘎的一阵怪笑

[00:05:27] 呵呵呵呵

[00:05:28] 怎么的

[00:05:30] 还想给老子一个惊喜啊

[00:05:32] 又不是什么宝贝

[00:05:34] 赶紧让他出来让本外公看看

[00:05:37] 在外面18年半

[00:05:38] 拉长成啥德行啊

[00:05:42] 楚雄诚脸上痉挛一下

[00:05:44] 将自己的嘴角la la 强行扯出一个笑容

[00:05:47] 有些低声下气的

[00:05:50] 这个

[00:05:51] 洋洋他现在不在家里

[00:05:54] 可能在一管

[00:05:56] 那还不睡觉啊

[00:05:58] 杨宝眼睛一瞪

[00:06:01] 楚雄诚求助的目光看向杨老夫人

[00:06:04] 亲家母

[00:06:06] 杨老夫人看上去甚是福泰

[00:06:09] 慈眉善目

[00:06:09] 花白头发

[00:06:11] 眉宇之间依然秀美

[00:06:13] 依然能够隐约看出年轻时候那般无上风华

[00:06:18] 他看着楚雄成

[00:06:19] 有些感叹得道

[00:06:22] 熊成啊

[00:06:24] 咱们可是有好多年不见面啦

[00:06:28] 楚雄诚待了待

[00:06:29] 怅然叹道

[00:06:32] 是啊

[00:06:33] 确实勾起了年轻时候的回忆

[00:06:37] 你加我那两位老妹子呢

[00:06:40] 杨老夫人叹息着问道

[00:06:42] 怎么不见了

[00:06:45] 楚老爷子长叹一声

[00:06:47] 指了指脚下

[00:06:48] 大地已经到下面去啦

[00:06:53] 哎

[00:06:55] 这么多年就你一个人

[00:06:58] 杨老夫人同情的问道

[00:07:00] 你也够苦的

[00:07:02] 少年夫妻老来伴呢

[00:07:06] 除老爷子仰天长叹

[00:07:09] 一言难尽呐

[00:07:12] 新到就算打个老光棍

[00:07:15] 也比当初把你娶回家来

[00:07:16] 要轻松得多呀

[00:07:18] 要不然

[00:07:19] 用铁算盘练了铁膝神功

[00:07:21] 那就是我啦

[00:07:23] 老子比杨宝强的地方

[00:07:25] 那就是懂得明哲保身啊

[00:07:28] 但是这句话当然不敢说出来了

[00:07:32] 杨柏老爷子看看这个

[00:07:34] 看看那个

[00:07:35] 张了张嘴

[00:07:36] 又咽了回去

[00:07:37] 接着又张张嘴

[00:07:39] 感觉到一股醋意从心中升起来

[00:07:43] 说正事儿

[00:07:43] 正事儿

[00:07:45] 一边说

[00:07:46] 一边嘟囔着

[00:07:48] 他娘的

[00:07:49] 又不是让你们来相亲的

[00:07:51] 老子看着有点悬

[00:07:55] 你说什么什么有点悬

[00:07:58] 杨老夫人手中的拐杖一顿

[00:08:00] 轰隆一声

[00:08:01] 楚家的清水底端顿时就裂开了四五块儿

[00:08:05] 向着丈夫怒目而视

[00:08:08] 属老爷子看着破裂的地砖

[00:08:10] 嘴角一抽一抽

[00:08:12] 又一抽

[00:08:14] 我啥也没说

[00:08:16] 杨老爷子一歪头

[00:08:17] 脖子一梗

[00:08:19] 好感

[00:08:21] 你还敢跟我顶嘴

[00:08:23] 杨老夫人一声喝

[00:08:24] 如同合同

[00:08:25] 狮吼霹雳一声震

[00:08:27] 楚雄成老爷子捂住耳朵

[00:08:29] 一声呻吟

[00:08:31] 我的妈呀

[00:08:32] 幸亏啊

[00:08:35] 杨豹敢怒而不敢言

[00:08:37] 瞪着眼睛瞪了好一会儿

[00:08:39] 终于败下阵来

[00:08:40] 斗败的公鸡一般

[00:08:43] 我看你们俩眉来眼去的

[00:08:45] 有旧情复燃之意

[00:08:47] 老夫不得不防

[00:08:49] 万一这么大岁数了

[00:08:51] 却被人撬了墙角

[00:08:53] 这脸面上须不好看

[00:08:58] 杨老夫人勃然大怒

[00:08:59] 一拐棍就拍了过去

[00:09:02] 杨老爷子不闪不避拐棍

[00:09:04] 砰的一声砸在背上

[00:09:06] 发出了金铁交击一般的响声

[00:09:08] 一声闷哼之后

[00:09:10] 居然若无其事

[00:09:11] 楚雄诚看得嘴歪眼斜啊

[00:09:14] 青岛

[00:09:16] 看这光景

[00:09:17] 不仅要练铁膝盖神功

[00:09:20] 还要练铁臂神功啊

[00:09:23] 这杨豹看来是练到了登峰造极的地步啊

[00:09:26] 也不知道要练到这般地步

[00:09:28] 需要挨多少顿揍啊

[00:09:31] 一想到这儿

[00:09:32] 顿时就神清气爽

[00:09:35] 杨若兰急忙上前劝解

[00:09:38] 两

[00:09:39] 大庭广众之下

[00:09:40] 又是在这边

[00:09:42] 你就不能给爹留点儿面子

[00:09:45] 杨老夫人气哼哼的

[00:09:48] 是我不给他留面子吗

[00:09:50] 你瞧瞧你爹这个老王八说的什么绿头乌龟画呀

[00:09:55] 杨宝老爷子的生得很好

[00:09:58] 我要是成了绿头乌龟

[00:10:00] 也怪不得别人

[00:10:02] 这句话他说的声音很低

[00:10:04] 杨老夫人没听清

[00:10:06] 喝道

[00:10:07] 你说什么

[00:10:08] 再说一遍

[00:10:10] 杨老爷子手里长髯

[00:10:12] 做出一副仙风道骨的样子

[00:10:14] 眼观鼻

[00:10:15] 鼻观心

[00:10:15] 不言不语

[00:10:17] 甚至是气死老身了

[00:10:20] 杨老夫人怒气勃发

[00:10:23] 这么大的人了

[00:10:24] 不让我省点心

[00:10:27] 杨若兰还得再劝

[00:10:29] 杨若雄已经瓮声瓮气的到

[00:10:32] 妹子啊

[00:10:34] 你就别穿了

[00:10:35] 你也不是不知道

[00:10:37] 咱别抗揍

[00:10:38] 再说了

[00:10:39] 娘这一棍子看起来吓人

[00:10:41] 其实根本没用力

[00:10:43] 全是巧劲儿

[00:10:44] 谁看不出来呀

[00:10:46] 说着

[00:10:47] 这位狗熊一般的大舅子不屑地哼了

[00:10:49] 哼

[00:10:49] 鼻子

[00:10:50] 屋子没忘补上几只

[00:10:53] 再说了

[00:10:54] 这场面在咱家哪天不上有个十次八次的

[00:10:58] 两位老人家在这儿

[00:10:59] 这是打情骂俏呢

[00:11:02] 话音未落

[00:11:03] 两道人影一起扑上去

[00:11:05] 噼里啪啦的声音不断的响起

[00:11:07] 夹杂着怒吼声

[00:11:09] 我让你打情骂俏

[00:11:11] 我让你打情骂俏

[00:11:13] 你个不孝之子

[00:11:14] 我打你个俏

[00:11:17] 少请

[00:11:18] 杨老夫人站起来

[00:11:19] 仪态万方地回到座位

[00:11:21] 雍容地端起茶杯喝茶

[00:11:23] 杨老爷子捋着胡子

[00:11:25] 迈着八字步回到座位

[00:11:27] 眼观鼻鼻观

[00:11:28] 心宛然若定

[00:11:31] 暑假

[00:11:31] 大厅正中间

[00:11:33] 留下一个根本认不出本来面目地猪头人

[00:11:37] 然后猪头人也爬起来

[00:11:40] 自己揉了揉脸蛋儿

[00:11:42] 若无其事地拍了拍身上尘土

[00:11:44] 施施然地坐回椅子上端起茶杯

[00:11:47] 咕咚一声

[00:11:48] 连茶水带茶叶

[00:11:49] 一饮而尽

[00:11:51] 然后他眨巴着肿成一条缝的眼睛

[00:11:54] 看着众人说话

[00:11:56] 半天没人说话

[00:11:58] 乳头人纳闷道

[00:12:00] 你们怎么都不说话啦

[00:12:03] 红衣少女捂着脸缩在了椅子里头

[00:12:08] 杨若兰一手扶额

[00:12:09] 半晌无语

[00:12:11] 楚菲林满头满脸的黑线

[00:12:14] 楚家一方面不要说别人

[00:12:17] 濂楚老爷子与定力最好的楚飞龙也都瞪大了眼睛

[00:12:21] 看着楚飞凌这位彪悍的大舅子

[00:12:23] 同时无语

[00:12:26] 楚老爷子震惊之余

[00:12:28] 心情又是一阵神清气爽

[00:12:31] 幸亏呀

[00:12:33] 要不然

[00:12:33] 连我儿子们都要遭殃啦

[00:12:37] 斜眼看了看自己的大儿媳妇

[00:12:39] 听到

[00:12:41] 若兰能在这样的家庭里还能出落成这个样子

[00:12:46] 可真是十万分都不容易咯

[00:12:51] 杨宝老爷子贸然开口

[00:12:53] 打也打过了

[00:12:54] 笑话也看过了

[00:12:56] 还不派人去教我的外孙子

[00:12:59] 罗兰

[00:13:00] 快去把你儿子叫回来

[00:13:03] 家里来客人了

[00:13:04] 还顾着什么一管呢

[00:13:06] 我看也就是挂羊头卖狗肉

[00:13:08] 讹诈两个人怕的

[00:13:11] 不得不说

[00:13:13] 杨老爷子这句话

[00:13:14] 将楚神医开医馆的本意和宗旨解释得淋漓尽致

[00:13:19] 杨若兰脸上一白

[00:13:21] 泫然欲泣

[00:13:24] 养养他

[00:13:27] 怎么了

[00:13:28] 杨爆老爷子顿时察觉到不对劲儿

[00:13:30] 瞪起了眼睛

[00:13:32] 我外孙咋辣

[00:13:35] 楚飞凌一看不妙

[00:13:36] 硬着头皮站起身来

[00:13:39] 越差洋洋

[00:13:40] 他他

[00:13:42] 闭嘴

[00:13:44] 杨豹一瞪眼睛

[00:13:46] 我这两年没收拾你

[00:13:48] 你倒是居然跟老子面前人五人六起来

[00:13:51] 上一边儿去

[00:13:52] 让兰兰说

[00:13:54] 杨若兰的眼泪已经流了下来

[00:13:58] 他已经憋了很久

[00:14:00] 如今见到爹妈都在这儿

[00:14:02] 哪里还忍得住心中的委屈和挂念

[00:14:05] 想到儿子现在生死未卜

[00:14:08] 杨若兰随后眼泪就扑簌簌地流下来

[00:14:12] 杨宝玉、杨老夫人的脸色也越来越难看

[00:14:15] 气氛一片尘意

[00:14:18] 杨豹连连追问

[00:14:20] 杨若兰更是泣不成声

[00:14:23] 超级咋辣

[00:14:25] 你倒快说呀

[00:14:27] 杨柏老爷子急得暴跳如雷

[00:14:29] 用力地拽着自己的头发胡子

[00:14:31] 大声叫着

[00:14:33] 你要活活把你爹急死

[00:14:35] 憋死不成啊

[00:14:36] 孩子到底咋了

[00:14:37] 你倒是放个屁你啊

[00:14:42] 第683 集到此结束

[00:14:46] 欢迎大家继续收听