《The Commercial》歌词

[00:00:00] The Commercial - King Missile

[00:00:09] Lately I've seen red I've tasted blood

[00:00:11] I've killed with words I've wished and hoped

[00:00:14] And swam through river snot

[00:00:16] Twice as wide as the mighty Mississippi

[00:00:18] But I wanna know about the commercial I saw on TV

[00:00:22] And Irish guy walking through a field green

[00:00:25] Whistling one of those Irish jigs

[00:00:26] And woman walks shop and says

[00:00:28] Manly yes but I like it too

[00:00:30] Then the guy pulls out a huge knife

[00:00:32] Cuts off his first two fingers

[00:00:34] And somehow catches them

[00:00:35] In what's left of his left hand

[00:00:37] And hands them to the woman

[00:00:38] Did I mention they're both dressed in green

[00:00:40] They they both sing the song together

[00:00:42] Are ya icky are ya sticky

[00:00:44] Are ya hot as anything

[00:00:46] Hey cut off two your fingers

[00:00:48] And stab yourself me eye

[00:00:49] Then he stabs himself the eye

[00:00:51] And hands her the knife

[00:00:52] And she stabs herself in ya okay

[00:00:54] Okay so what about that

[00:00:57] Then they join arms do this Irish folk dance

[00:00:59] While taking turns dismembering each other

[00:01:01] This is a commercial for deodorant I think

[00:01:03] Or soap or something

[00:01:04] So now all the body parts are lying in a heap

[00:01:07] But the heads the still singing

[00:01:08] Are ya icky are ya sticky

[00:01:10] Are ya hot as anything

[00:01:12] Hey get away from summer

[00:01:14] Cut off all your limbs

[00:01:15] Then all the body parts

[00:01:16] Start hopping and bopping around like little bunny rats

[00:01:19] Then they jump into the mouths the singing heads

[00:01:21] But then they just slip right back out

[00:01:23] Through the severed necks keep bopping about

[00:01:26] It's very beautiful music that's playing

[00:01:28] There's an Irish flute and a mandolin I think

[00:01:30] And the background singers sound

[00:01:32] Just like the Clancy brothers

[00:01:33] It's really a wonderful commercial

[00:01:35] Spectacular must cost a fortune to make

[00:01:38] The kind commercial you'd see

[00:01:39] During the super bowl maybe

[00:01:41] Where the advertising time costs

[00:01:42] Million dollars a half a minute

[00:01:44] Wow imagine that

[00:01:46] A million dollars for a half a minute

[00:01:48] Anyway by the end velum

[00:01:49] Looks like the two of them been through juicer

[00:01:51] Or a processor blender or something

[00:01:53] It's just a pink puree blood

[00:01:55] Bone flesh in a big bucket

[00:01:57] But it's still singing somehow

[00:01:58] Are ya icky are ya sticky

[00:02:01] Are ya hot as anything

[00:02:02] Hey blend yourself process yourself

[00:02:04] Become a glass the animal juice haven't you had enough

[00:02:06] Fruit juices vegetable juices

[00:02:08] Next time company comes over

[00:02:09] Offer them a cool refreshing glass yourself

[00:02:12] Given yourself

[00:02:13] Stop being such a selfish piece snot

[00:02:15] Okay okay okay

[00:02:17] And now back to our program